🌱✨🥕 **VEGAN WHIMSY COPypasta INCOMING** 🥕✨🌱
omg hiiiii 💚🐮 just a lil reminder that my vibes are ✨plant-based✨ and my morals are 🥬marinated🥬
i don’t eat beef ❌🐄 i befriend it 🤝🐮
i don’t chase clout 🚫😤 i chase chickpeas 🏃♀️🫘
powered by tofu 💪🧊
guided by hummus 🧭🥙
emotionally supported by oat milk 🫶🥛
if loving lentils is wrong 😔🫘 then i don’t wanna be right 😌✨
catch me photosynthesizing ☀️🌿 minding my peas 🫛😇 and drinking water like it’s a personality 💦💁♀️
anyway 💫 stay kind 💖 eat plants 🌱 kiss animals (consensually) 😘🐷
namaste 🧘♀️ but like… ✨vegan✨ 🥑🌈
Alex Gleason
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2026-01-22 20:08:32 UTC
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