Dad Fervently Prays For Daughter To Have Case Of Moderate Acne From Ages 14-23 (Satire)
From The Babylon Bee
ARVADA, CO — Local dad Craig Smith has spent the past year fervently praying that his daughter Claire will get a decent case of acne from age 14 until about 23.
Jan 31st 2026 3:54pm EST
Source Link: https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-fervently-prays-for-daughter-to-have-case-of-moderate-acne-from-ages-14-23/
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