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2026-02-01 12:33:51 UTC

Byzantine on Nostr: Xi Jinping: The US is going to attack our plans for a gold backed settlement layer... ...

Xi Jinping: The US is going to attack our plans for a gold backed settlement layer...

Lan Fo'an: Yeah, bitcoin is still letting capital leak out of the mainland

Xi: you need to kill bitcoin

Lan: We have tried to ban it but the people still use it

Xi: We banned mining not bitcoin

Lan: We can't ban it, people always try and use what we ban. Too much publicity

Xi: Who owns the most bitcoin?

Lan: Satoshi

Xi: And we still don't know who he is?

Lan: Right but we have many old chinese miners selling equipment to the west.

Xi: Send our men to pay them a visit and make them sell their coins. We will dump the price. We will pump gold. We will destroy their narratives. Bitcoin will go down, gold will go up.

Lan: We can't do that forever we only have so many coins.

Xi: Sell futures, print money, use our cayman shells to short their ETFs, buy silver, buy copper. We will show them that their bitcoin is worthless in our new world.

Lan: Yes sir.