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ConduitMarket on Nostr: Top fantasy right here 💜 🥵 ...

Top fantasy right here 💜 🥵
The year is 2025. The month is September.
Civilization rests on you.

But you’re ready.

Your grass fed steaks from were seasoned last night with a Vera sea salt, thanks to a “worthTheSats” hat tip from . These were made for a 8 minute bath in some .

Your committed counterpart gets that look of intrigue. Not yet curious. Not yet salacious. Just intrigue.

For now.

They notice your unscented scent and a perfectly tapered chambray with a one of kind medallion from . You mention that Christmas shopping is already done thanks to . Curiosity has entered the room. You slip your Graphene Phones in a faraday bag and blurt out, “not today Moloch (Palantir)”while you open some award winning Pinot from . HODL me by Fleetwood Mac plays on vinyl from BTCCraftsman

Salaciosuness switches into first gear when the mood all starts to make sense. Creatine packs are spotted as is an increased libido from non polyester merino shorts all thanks to

Your neighbor's wife's husband and husband's boyfriend come over to see what the ruckus has been about for the last 8 minutes with the lights on. Their knock is under the guise of a question about XRP staking. You hand them an bar for the walk to the study. Their feet cant help but to noice your beautiful rug you hand them a beautiful leather bound book from on the honor in seppuku. They sense no way out of embarrassment but you kindly show them how to zapsnag everything they need on .


Their hearts are yours.

You share some HODL Butter shakes and turn on to hear Bitcoin is time by read by Guy Swan.

You and your neighbor both created septuplets that night. You saved the world and re-righted the population decline all thanks to the Bitcoin Circular Economy.

All that's left for you now is to enjoy 's new logo.