ภ๏รtг๏ภคยt on Nostr: You will never run out of clean socks. Ever. With four laundry cycles running ...

You will never run out of clean socks. Ever. With four laundry cycles running simultaneously, your house has the industrial output of a small textile factory in Belgium. You could spill red wine on your shirt every hour on the hour, and a fresh, steamed replacement would appear before the stain even set. You’re not a man; you’re a continuously refreshed avatar.

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In a regular marriage, if your wife says "no," the dream is dead. In your world, you’re a Political Lobbyist. If Wife #1 says you can’t buy a jet ski, you just head over to Wife #3’s wing with some chocolate and a dream. You start building a coalition. By Tuesday, you’ve got a 3-to-1 majority and a new Kawasaki in the driveway. Checkmate, monogamy.
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