This reminds me of a time when my wife asked me to inflate her bike tires, to which I replied, "Hey, don't women want equality now? Inflate them yourself."
Wife: "Don't worry, I'll inflate them myself."
Wife: "See? I did it without you."
Me: "I'll take a look."
Me: "These tires are completely flat."
Wife: It's your fault. I pumped them up to the pressure you said, 40 psi.
Me: That's impossible. They would be inflated. Please show me how you pumped them up.
Wife: I pumped them up like this.
Me: You didn't even remove the cap.
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