⚠Satire Alert⚠
(yes, we are blessed with two alerts today...)
"Normally, I don’t write two newsletters in a day because I’m too lazy, but a huge story has broken that I have to cover so you’re getting an extra one. Aren’t you lucky? Okay, here goes…
British prime minister Morgan McSweeney has resigned due to the revelations about Peter Mandelson in the Epstein files - the biggest scandal since Dominic Cummings drove his kids to Barnard castle to check his eyesight."
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/british-prime-minister-morgan-mcsweeney
Ricemoon
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2026-02-08 22:52:41 UTC
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