npub1wl…zn8lu on Nostr: Think about those awkward dinner parties where you have to talk to your wife's weird ...

Think about those awkward dinner parties where you have to talk to your wife's weird friend’s husband. Now, imagine walking in with a Full Entourage. You don't have to talk to anybody. You just sit at the head of the table like a Mafia Don while your wives handle all the social lifting.

​"I'm sorry, I'd love to hear about your bitcoin/ nostr portfolio, but I have a domestic summit regarding the seating chart for Thanksgiving. My Chief of Staff (Wife 4) will take your business card."

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In a regular marriage, if your wife says "no," the dream is dead. In your world, you’re a Political Lobbyist. If Wife #1 says you can’t buy a jet ski, you just head over to Wife #3’s wing with some chocolate and a dream. You start building a coalition. By Tuesday, you’ve got a 3-to-1 majority and a new Kawasaki in the driveway. Checkmate, monogamy.
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