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npub1wl…zn8lu on Nostr: You never have to worry about who’s driving home from the party ever again. With a ...

You never have to worry about who’s driving home from the party ever again. With a rotating "Spouse on Duty" schedule, you can be the life of the party while your domestic board of directors ensures the suburban is idling at the curb exactly when you're ready to leave, CEO.
Most guys have to ask their wife where their keys are. You? You have a decentralized search network. You lose your wallet, and you’ve got a four-person search party using military-grade coordination to find it in under thirty seconds. It’s like having your own personal AirTag fleet.