"I like banana yo"
>run it through an offline AI that transforms what you say into a standard way of speaking where everyone using it would have the same pattern
result:
"I possess, sir, an affection for the banana so profound and unwavering that I daresay no finer fruit has ever graced the table of civilized man; indeed, my esteem for it is of such magnitude that I proclaim, with the utmost conviction, that I am most exceedingly and ardently fond of the noble banana."
