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Nobody is breaking into your house. Why? Because there’s always someone awake. Between the baby feedings, the late-night Netflix binges, and the "Is that a weird noise?" investigations, your house has better surveillance than the Pentagon. A burglar steps on your porch and 18 people immediately look out the window.

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Need to get out of a boring work event or a painful gym session with your "bro" friends?
Easy!
​"Man, I’d love to go, but I’ve got a 4-way tie-breaker vote on the new living room curtains and Wife #2 says I’m the swing vote. Democracy is a burden, you know?"
No one questions the man with four wives. You have the ultimate, unarguable "I’m busy" card for the rest of your life.
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