Schmidt on Nostr: Monero Guys are Aliens Because no human wakes up and says “yes, I prefer an ...
Monero Guys are Aliens
Because no human wakes up and says “yes, I prefer an untraceable, privacy-maximal, CPU-mineable coin with fungibility like cash” unless they’re avoiding Parasitic Earth Elites (PEE) or sending funds back to the mothership.
Published at
2026-01-24 09:42:49 UTCEvent JSON
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