Ricemoon on Nostr: ⚠Satire Alert⚠ "The desperate American people have pleaded with the Ayatollah of ...
⚠Satire Alert⚠
"The desperate American people have pleaded with the Ayatollah of Iran to intervene after the death toll in Minneapolis reached 80,000.
While we only have evidence of a handful of Americans being murdered, my colleagues at the BBC have reviewed secret footage that you’re not allowed to see. This footage has been verified by CBS and proves the death toll is staggeringly high."
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/americans-beg-iran-to-intervene-asPublished at
2026-01-25 22:59:11 UTCEvent JSON
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