Sourcenode on Nostr: The TSA guy asked me if he could pat me down. I asked if I had any choice and he said ...
The TSA guy asked me if he could pat me down. I asked if I had any choice and he said it was between that and a private screening, which I suppose could include a finger in my ass, but not sure.
I chose the least gay option available which was to tell the guy to go ahead and grab my balls.
So he did.
End of story.
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2025-07-09 20:28:30 UTCEvent JSON
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