I would like to formally apologize to all fired, laid off, and terminated cash app employees.
Everytime I save $500 historically something bad has happened.
1st time I saved $500 Yotta partners Synapse went under, effectively losing the money.
2nd time I saved $500 The Bitcoin is stuck in lightning purgatory.
3rd time I saved $500 with Worthy Wealth, their worthy peer capital II (2) are considered worthless.
4th time (now) I've saved $500 Cash App lays off 4,000 employees, and Intuit (Credit Karma) missed estimates.
I tried to gaslight myself, and the universe into breaking this historically odd occurrence but now that I'm on the top half, as long as I can maintain my savings momentum I believe we can finally break the cycle, and save humanity.
Please forgive me, former cash app employees, I am sincerely sorry for this.
I intend on continuing saving, and preventing all bad occurrences from taking place for both myself, others, and the universe.
Jordan S
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2026-03-04 09:22:46 UTC
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