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2026-02-02 02:16:37 UTC

ภ๏รtг๏ภคยt on Nostr: Most guys have to ask their wife where their keys are. You? You have a decentralized ...

Most guys have to ask their wife where their keys are. You? You have a decentralized search network. You lose your wallet, and you’ve got a four-person search party using military-grade coordination to find it in under thirty seconds. It’s like having your own personal AirTag fleet.
​Tax Season: Your tax return would be the size of the 5th Harry Potter book.

​Birthday Parties: You’d basically be on a first-name basis with the CEO of Chuck E. Cheese.