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Public Key

npub10mxnle348mzv2dnj0ylgz3zu9gceenc29x9fr4m6mnars66j7vxsnkn8mj

Profile Code

nprofile1qqs8anfluc6na3x9xee8j05pg3wz5vvueu9znz536aade73cddf0xrgpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqguwaehxw309ahx7um5wgknqvfwvfhkcapwda38xetjwejhyqgewaehxw309aex2mrp09jhytnxd9shg6npvchxxmmdqyfhwumn8ghj7ctvvahjuat50phjummwv5q3gamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwv3sk6atn9e5k7qgawaehxw309ahx7um5wgkhqatz9emk2mrvdaexgetj9ehx2aq6f3un0

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relayer.fiatjaf.com

algo.utxo.one

relay.damus.io

nostr-pub.wellorder.net

Last Notes

2026-02-02 12:22:26 UTC

If you're wondering why #Bitcoin isn't larger in market cap than sliver, wonder no more! This is what the normies are worried about
Hopefully the AIs are smart enough to convince the normies to marry in community of property and then when they get their settlement sweep it into Bitcoin
https://image.nostr.build/4f74a2f1544c87b55fb592826a6064ee1ed5c8db2d593424e2e8ac7bf53cc61a.png

2026-02-01 19:52:01 UTC

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I play pot of greed....for more sats added to my self custody
https://media.tenor.com/r4ZKBFYwpoYAAAAC/pot-of-greed.gif

2026-02-01 19:49:14 UTC

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Join your local fight club it will do wonders for your T levels

2026-02-01 19:48:11 UTC

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The thames became the ganges real quick

2026-02-01 19:46:50 UTC

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Lol its cheap and it's self custody, believe me bro!

2026-02-01 19:45:53 UTC

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Lol you wear an ushanka you a russian asset, that's the rule

2026-02-01 19:44:42 UTC

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Now that's how the Silver Surfer Shalla-Bal should have looked

2026-02-01 15:08:17 UTC

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Can't reach your neo level without the threat of millions of agent smiths
https://media.tenor.com/ZJNXjhLwMo8AAAAC/simth-matrix.gif

2026-02-01 15:05:59 UTC

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Would respond, but can't too busy touching grass
https://media.tenor.com/HhXrkoNs09UAAAAC/vegeta-vegeta-rain.gif

2026-02-01 12:05:07 UTC

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Astral Ninja era wasn't that long ago lol

2026-02-01 07:34:40 UTC

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lol all that GPU's getting roasted only for one of those bots to get ghosted

2026-02-01 07:32:18 UTC

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Lol I have to keep building my amout of notes and followers just so when the haters come over they can't believe all the activity

2026-02-01 07:31:26 UTC

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that's some boujee lube

2026-02-01 07:29:26 UTC

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Lol I wonder how ted would feel about self custody and self hosting

2026-02-01 07:28:21 UTC

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What are those???
https://image.nostr.build/5f3bd57693e3ffdda9068df030639ebc8bcd89b150abb71e2a0df6bce7021d5e.png

2026-02-01 07:27:41 UTC

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Lol Such a top G! gottta respect it

2026-02-01 07:26:15 UTC

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Lol my other passions require money, this drift car isn't going to build itself

2026-02-01 07:25:23 UTC

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Lol she cashed in you say

2026-02-01 07:22:29 UTC

$MSTR mNAV currently at 1.15 after #Bitcoin briefly falls below Microstrategy’s breakeven price at $78,004, is this a bear market? Because we're getting very close to MSTR's current break even at $76,037
https://media.tenor.com/V1ublpDe6cAAAAAC/bobo-bobo-the-bear.gif

2026-02-01 07:15:41 UTC

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The couple at the bar coming over to let you know they dig your vibe

2026-02-01 06:54:17 UTC

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It's a roaches life for me

2026-01-31 18:27:16 UTC

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Most bitcoiners who aren't on nostr, don't self custody their coins and you can quote me on that and fight me in the comments I will die on this hill

2026-01-31 18:10:05 UTC

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Leave Saylors intern alone!

2026-01-31 18:09:36 UTC

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For sure! Hence I am cashing in on this lower Bitcoin price and stonger ZAR price this won't last, enjoy the duble whammy discount while you can

2026-01-31 18:08:43 UTC

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Lol couldn't reply don't have X, don't care, next caller!

2026-01-31 07:39:57 UTC

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No sign in with nostr?

2026-01-31 07:04:57 UTC

Gold crashes by 10% and Silver by 25% after the election of the new Fed chair while #Bitcoin is up 1.37%. Look who is the store of value now and who is the volatile macro reactor
Oh how the tables have turned!
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/30/silver-gold-fall-price-usd-dollar-fed-warsh-chair-trump-metals.html

2026-01-30 13:01:45 UTC

It's been a tough cycle for the altcoiners even their top rug pullers got holes in their socks!
https://image.nostr.build/73b6d79989342485a5c700cc8f47629d4dcc76dfc0be623ad4315c7054b57ecb.png

2026-01-30 06:22:28 UTC

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Thanks EU for advertising the beneifts of P2P

2026-01-29 11:39:50 UTC

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I own zero gold and don't plan to own any either, but I am so happy for those that do, they're getting repriced accordingly but I still think that its industrial use will hold it back and bitcoin being all monetary premium is still the better option, nevermind the commerce and custody costs savings
For me I see it as if non-yield/non-fiat based assets break through trillion after trillion in market cap it only normalises the path for Bitcoin
I was honestly thinking that 3 trillion would be it for this halving but with silver above 6, man sky is the limit!

2026-01-29 08:41:40 UTC

Gold just added the entire market cap of Bitcoin in 1 day, this is wild! This is not the bull market we expected lol
https://www.reuters.com/world/india/gold-extends-record-run-races-past-5400oz-2026-01-28/

2026-01-28 17:13:03 UTC

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Look at all those satoshis

2026-01-28 17:12:44 UTC

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Wassa wassa wassa wasaap El Salvador!

2026-01-28 16:59:51 UTC

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Lol we have to be or we ain't gonna be eating fam

2026-01-28 15:13:45 UTC

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No better or worse than being able to snap a pick of a seed phrase or bagging that seed phrase screen shot from your grandmas camera roll

2026-01-28 15:11:37 UTC

Great scott! @npub1uq7…u0c2 and @npub1y0f…m5py are cooking!
You can now use your eCash balance to purchase goods and services across thousands of merchants in South Africa
https://www.fedi.xyz/blog/pay-with-bitcoin-in-south-african-stores-with-the-moneybadger-mini-app-on-fedi

2026-01-28 10:19:21 UTC

New fear unlocked:
An AI-powered scanner that is shaped like a pen is crazy work! #PenGPT Makes for a great tool to copy down handwritten seed phrases in a matter of seconds
https://image.nostr.build/0f34941d7faa33d9de33de6cdb5c8fc56691bf0f699907fecf031e8c81a9be19.jpg

2026-01-28 10:12:48 UTC

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Lol don't know!

2026-01-28 10:01:16 UTC

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Would like to know how much of that that volume is bitcoin versus stablecoins, because the rest dont matter

2026-01-28 10:00:15 UTC

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Damn! the silent lehman moment

2026-01-27 21:09:18 UTC

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You don't hear it you feel it

2026-01-27 18:09:43 UTC

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Jeff is trolling on agentic levels! The algoholics can't fathom

2026-01-27 18:06:54 UTC

Extra extra read all about it :
Shittrea i mean Citrea Mainnet Is Live. You can now peg in your real Bitcoin and get cBTC and hold it in wallets I wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole!
https://www.blog.citrea.xyz/citrea-mainnet-is-live/

2026-01-27 15:33:43 UTC

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That's why I prefer talking to myself

2026-01-27 08:02:19 UTC

Hot dog! The dollar has been on a tear downward, QE is popping!
https://image.nostr.build/39d0f630746605f388d097d531fc239d40d113c57a847e7d5490788fd8a9d3cf.png

2026-01-26 18:12:30 UTC

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Doners are sound money!

2026-01-26 18:06:17 UTC

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Chat is kimdotcom cooked?

2026-01-26 18:05:41 UTC

How people see me when my normie friends introduce me to someone new as "the bitcoin guy"
https://video.nostr.build/03137bdd4fa44083d1e20d22a9c35d3b7d2fdb74244c3c3d454e4b9c1e6e2fc9.mp4

2026-01-26 18:00:20 UTC

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Lol its a necessary evil

2026-01-26 08:04:06 UTC

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Gold and silver be popping! Looking forward to seeing Bitcoin catch up with silver $300 000 a coin is in play boys

2026-01-26 08:03:14 UTC

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All the best with your next move! Keep moving and shaking

2026-01-26 07:39:53 UTC

The precious metals bros right now after we all made fun of them for a good 10 years! Gold smashes $5000 and Silver takes out $100!
Seeing silver take out 6 trillion in market cap and gold breach 35 trillion, I think it sets the tone for Bitcoin, with investors being able to stomach such crazy growth in an asset class
https://image.nostr.build/1bcc4a14fb0fc5d286d398a6908150f97624f0d08e448c21f5a3c3751aebfb62.jpg

2026-01-25 10:51:19 UTC

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Absolutely! I feel so behind that I don't know much about a place with 50 k poeple on it

2026-01-25 10:26:35 UTC

Me trying to avoid the internet as everyone is on their penguin mode monitoring the situation in Greenland
https://media.tenor.com/nKiWJOZ1G2MAAAAC/kosteusvaurio.gif

2026-01-24 14:39:08 UTC

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Starting to see the error of my ways, didn't manage my wallet connections properly and paid the price! Luckily not a lot of funds in there! But yeah if you are going to use it, make sure you add limits
I can't remember what app I was playing with and I likley left full access on and forgot about it and got my ass kicked

2026-01-24 14:33:46 UTC

Looks like I was on some dumb shit and my wallet got drained! Logged in today as usual and saw a few strange transactions
Can't be sure which app I was using connected using NWC but my funds have been drained.
Sigh!
https://image.nostr.build/65ab5c352e61387b6811346c8faa725e67ac566102d0ab17d082dc077517d345.png
https://image.nostr.build/2eef5116d365209a4c510e338a8595f9349ab80b42860d33c6dd247d85b5a5ab.png
https://image.nostr.build/6cbbb0950ed6f2defa04b4f4fc81d5c6bc6d3283043d4715d9604ff14eb65db3.png

2026-01-23 06:33:28 UTC

We've scrapped all the IP we could find online without paying creators for it but if you create any IP with our model, you owe us a cut
https://image.nostr.build/f6a967673682ac5a9baede3662ec22c99d637e8fc1b2380f0ebd59919a874508.jpg

2026-01-22 12:00:06 UTC

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Yeah it's not about the generation, its about the potential exposure of that key doing dumb things like clicking phishing links or using compromised software. I've seen a few stories where people would generate a key and then go and import it into their phone or iPad and get jacked and then they can't understand why

2026-01-22 09:37:51 UTC

Iran regime change
Venezuela regime change
Greenland takeover
and it's only the 22nd of January, can we all just take a breathe!
Damn I haven't even received my first fiat ration salary drop for 2026 and yall wilding out like this!
https://image.nostr.build/a8d4ae06d0d68c996dc3f3000cfeab6c7dbc7801efba5b848fa8de95e134f33c.jpg

2026-01-21 13:35:38 UTC

F Your quick call! I'm not jumping on shit!
We have had over $400 billion in AI capex to help you answer your dumbass questions and yet where has that brought you? Back to me!
https://image.nostr.build/7223f4a21ad3c097d477b6acd1522cb8bc0163614f78d99c11166f051fd29cbf.jpg

2026-01-21 13:23:19 UTC

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Lol and self deleted! Simping for adsense money is just sad

2026-01-20 08:55:15 UTC

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Hot dam! Think of all the ASICS we could be running there with no need for cooling

2026-01-20 08:53:16 UTC

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Waiting to drop the its over 9000 meme

2026-01-20 07:13:53 UTC

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Worst part of it is they're not even buying self custody gold and silver 🤣

2026-01-20 07:12:58 UTC

When you have to figure out which combo will get the economy back on track!
https://image.nostr.build/2249b66e6fdda997f45a25f133887b985d4a4a84a271b2c5a7ce4d985dfc550e.jpg

2026-01-20 06:58:31 UTC

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What is it like going to visit the upside down?

2026-01-19 15:06:37 UTC

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Lol It's mentioned in the begining too, the cover page! but for real though, some people will just never get it and that's okay, i've made peace with it after 10 years!
As long as you leave me and my property alone, you can go about your nonsense i'm not bothered

2026-01-19 14:05:38 UTC

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I am ready to defend greenland!

2026-01-19 13:21:58 UTC

There are just people in this world that don't have the receptors that can respond to the orange pill and that's life.
You can't save everybody!
https://image.nostr.build/db875715668156233d76a67e8a7f6b44bba1f16973a17f0832f122ae2c102f27.png

2026-01-19 13:15:49 UTC

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Hey! How did you get this footage of me?

2026-01-19 11:48:11 UTC

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Wasn't really focusing on their stash more the big 3 listed! but thats social media lol always gotta have that one guy point out the exception

2026-01-19 07:07:05 UTC

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Oh we're 100% trusting reports, hopefully there's a chad in the government that stuffed up the key management and all these coins are low key burned

2026-01-19 07:00:04 UTC

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That i'm not so worried about, what i do worry about are people who generate cold keys and then put them into a hot wallet and think they're safe! it's more than we realise

2026-01-19 06:58:50 UTC

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We're so cooked! Brain wallet or it's the governments money

2026-01-19 06:44:36 UTC

Look at all those coins and not one of them was straight up purchased! Hot damn!
https://image.nostr.build/0a20795c7fccb9d426c4ed7c859d3cb8a65c9e09dbccd1aceae50399f9293f97.png

2026-01-17 17:10:37 UTC

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Make the internet dial up vibes again

2026-01-17 14:26:46 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/ks4nC1hRDmkAAAAC/juggling-homer-simpson.gif

2026-01-17 14:24:56 UTC

If this guy hodled and managed to repay this loan he is up biggly!
https://image.nostr.build/ee0515ac56259398e9e8805a659543a27e856a4b94847f1941fe20761cad4131.jpg

2026-01-17 14:23:11 UTC

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You will prompt all development and you will be happy

2026-01-17 08:28:49 UTC

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I can't imagine that rumble alone would set the hair up on the back of my neck, im jealous!

2026-01-17 08:28:16 UTC

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Lol is more aero ever a bad thing?

2026-01-17 07:48:25 UTC

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The Panderverse was a weird time

2026-01-17 06:57:57 UTC

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That's such a dope idea, I once saw this local renovation show where this guy bought a train cart and converted into a house on his property and planned to add more and turn it into a little getway looked pretty cool

2026-01-17 06:36:04 UTC

The US government just added another 57.55 BTC to its strategic reserve by you guessed it, taking it from someone else. Samourai developers Keonne Rodriguez and William Lonergan Hill handed it over as part of their plea deal.
The government wants your Bitcoin, don't give it to them!
https://www.tradingview.com/news/u_today:b09c04f92094b:0-samourai-bitcoin-to-stay-in-strategic-reserve/

2026-01-17 06:28:43 UTC

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You can't just say that and not drop a pic man come on!

2026-01-17 06:24:55 UTC

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Absolutely, I was speaking about it to 6 different mates of mine, this car never even came to South Africa, the only way you saw it was in magazines, images on floppy disks that someone happened to download, and then you could make it your Windows XP wallpaper or in PS1 racing games and yet it still had such a massive impact on the memory and psyche
A testament to its design and marketing

2026-01-16 13:58:06 UTC

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Bro be popping that hash!

2026-01-16 13:57:35 UTC

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And not a smartphone in site, just people living in the moment, enjoying life

2026-01-16 13:55:51 UTC

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🤣🤣

2026-01-16 13:01:38 UTC

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Ooh she's a beat, perfect to be strapped in passenger princess in a 2 seater sports car

2026-01-16 13:00:44 UTC

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Sounds like honey in your ears, sticky icky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bun2LxcgcoE

2026-01-16 10:32:39 UTC

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Lol I expect nostr users to be my first customers! Exclusive launch and purple edition coming soon

2026-01-16 09:30:53 UTC

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Camaro SS is bad ass bro! I can hear that engine from here lol! Can't imagine the EV crowd would be happy with you pulling up in this bad boy

2026-01-16 09:27:12 UTC

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Pics for context, I'm not sure what we're simping over here

2026-01-16 07:23:10 UTC

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Lol for most it is, for boys who grew up cuddled under their ninja turtles bedspread in the 90s looking up at a poster of a Red Viper on their walls, it makes perfect sense!
Glad to see there are still some us out there

2026-01-16 07:16:11 UTC

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"Her stomach in her ass out, i'm flyer than the ones they hand out" - Lil Wayne

2026-01-16 06:51:47 UTC

If I had a crazy stack of 100 000 Bitcoin and too much time on my hands i'd buy out the Dodge brand from Stellantis and bring back the Viper in Orange.
What would be your nonsensical purchase?
https://image.nostr.build/207473580bc4ccfe81fd530067203e50481d99be5a0a18fb5363118ff6e3c52f.jpg

2026-01-15 19:30:02 UTC

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LOL! oh man that was an m not an n, let me start over! Barman, napkin please

2026-01-15 19:28:41 UTC

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We need new desingers for the citadels, get to studying

2026-01-15 19:27:21 UTC

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It's worth the wait, keep going, those last blocks take forever because of all those ordinals slop