YODL

It's pretty bad. Shocking, I know. I got dragged sorta, and was expecting worse though. It's super surface level, no real moments or dialogue to speak of, but the filmography was aight. Picture Zoolander in politics basically, but unfunny

2026-02-03 03:11:59 UTC

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You raaaang?
Sorry I'm late, was out viewing the new Melania movie (not a joke)!
Loco moco!! Yeah baby, yeah. Still need to make your recipe one of these nights, Ryan

2026-02-02 23:58:41 UTC

I wanna see this happen. More nostr circular economy please. I'd try, if I had the skills. Surely some of you out there have the ability 🥹
#nevent1q…3kfx

2026-02-02 23:55:13 UTC

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Yes, took me a while, but I see that now 😅

2026-02-02 22:47:23 UTC

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🫴💸

2026-02-02 22:26:40 UTC

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I see. Thought you meant "parents'" as in free meal. Carry on

2026-02-02 21:23:49 UTC

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Pretty sure he is, instalikes every post. And has that annoying goatsee style pfp lol

2026-02-02 21:23:01 UTC

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Typo or Freudian slip 🤔

2026-02-02 19:42:48 UTC

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Would explain a lot of those weird coincidences. Can't think of a single one right now, but there are many times in recent past I thought, "what are the odds those terms would occur, it's almost like a simulation mocking me"

2026-02-02 19:41:24 UTC

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The question is, how old was Thursday when this event takes place? Is he advocating for pedophelia? I'm so confused.

2026-02-02 19:40:15 UTC

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Enjoy this little retainer for now. Treat the lady to someplace nice

2026-02-02 19:39:00 UTC

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Yeah, I usually end up muting those. Tzonguku, the Narcissist one, and Cyberguy come to mind. Spams up my notifications.

2026-02-02 19:30:05 UTC

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Is it Cyberguy? If they're too frequent, or too oddly timed (old posts out of nowhere, or immediately after you post) it's a bit suspicious. I don't judge people who never zap, well a little bit, but not too much.

2026-02-02 19:23:19 UTC

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Come on..was just a joke. Stick around for March. I'll make you zap rich! Shoot, you could earn as much as 47 sats per hour. Think about it

2026-02-02 19:21:48 UTC

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You like Bitcoin eh? Take that! 📈

2026-02-02 19:20:40 UTC

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Oh fuck. Is Larry gonna go back and time and make my life suck now? Oh wait...

2026-02-02 19:09:11 UTC

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When goo on chip? 👀
In the 1998 cult classic film Pi, when the protagonist's supercomputer, Euclid, crashes after attempting to calculate a 216-digit number, a strange white gooey substance (often described as "goo" or "mucus") is seen leaking from the machine and covering its chips.

2026-02-02 18:57:21 UTC

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Too dark...too dark

2026-02-02 18:54:41 UTC

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You're fired

2026-02-02 18:39:36 UTC

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#nevent1q…w8f6

2026-02-02 18:31:49 UTC

Larry Ellison after purchasing Lanai
https://i.nostr.build/rmmgkTUTVY2kNBNr.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/5UN9SOEdqUS2IJOy.jpg

2026-02-02 18:05:58 UTC

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Not straight up ads, though I don't have an ad blocker on most of my browsing, but sponsored type of links or reviews. It's a nightmare when you're a normie trying to google something like "what's the best xyz to buy".

2026-02-02 17:58:50 UTC

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At least I'm self aware about it. Not exactly proud of it, but it is a deep-rooted belief I have, that spending "the extra money" on the top of the line item (when it comes to tech, anyway) is worth sparing myself the headache of becoming an expert on all the specs and wasting hours on pointless, ad-infested searches.

2026-02-02 17:51:54 UTC

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Man, the Apple brainwashing runs deeper in me than I realized. How can a phone be so cheap and any good!? How can this be?!

2026-02-02 17:50:33 UTC

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Ok, I will, next month. Can't really do it this month, for reasons.
For 500 or less, it'd be a no-brainer purchase. Even if I fail at going full GOSling, I could find the extra phone handy enough to not feel ripped off

2026-02-02 17:48:30 UTC

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Thinking next month. You'll likely be hearing from me around then. Looking forward to the GOSling life (provided it isn't too difficult and I have to eat all my words about making strides toward being a "real cypherpunk").

2026-02-02 17:46:26 UTC

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Hell yes! Right now, with Word5 and its nostr integration, I guess it's tracking stats, but I'd like something a bit more exciting.
Off the top of my head, some sort of speed round, maybe a heads up bracket thing. Would have to come up with a way to weigh time to solve and turns to get there, with some details around tie breaks, but it could mayyyybe work

2026-02-02 17:44:45 UTC

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Noted. Not usually into used phones. Not that I'm a snob about it, but the one time I got a refurbished phone (AppleCare replacement...was surprised to learn they often give you refurbished instead of new phone) in the past, there were minor things about it which were just a bit off. The speaker was a bit off, for one thing, and it just didn't feel quite as "snappy" as the same phone did purchased new.

2026-02-02 17:40:46 UTC

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Hmm, let's see... I did a very basic search earlier and saw the 10 pro was actually cheaper, but still 1k or so. If I do an earnest search, I get... well, sheeyit, it's harder to get a clear price than I thought. Looks like it's around 900 or so for either model, best I can tell. It's hard out here when you don't just obey Tim Apple's recommendations.

2026-02-02 17:35:41 UTC

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Game recognize game. Homebodies unite! 🥱💤

2026-02-02 17:33:47 UTC

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The king of couches! I have a rather wide/comfy one, but this one takes it to the HNL

2026-02-02 17:30:33 UTC

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my n-word

2026-02-02 17:24:09 UTC

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Will be working on that soon. Got a GOS buddy or two who might go on the journey with me, so that's cool. Prob need a few weeks, minimum, before we invest in new hardware etc.
I'm a bit of a lazy tech shopper, inclined to just buy new/expensive (not insane levels) to avoid having to study comparisons in depth to no end. Quick look at pixel lineup seems to show there's not much savings in going older models, so unless you have STRONG recommendation otherwise, guess I'll likely go 10 pro.

2026-02-02 16:47:48 UTC

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Didn't know about that one. I figure the scammy type accounts are easy enough to spot for most, so I rarely take the time to "call them out." I only get annoyed when I have to see one of their cry-me-a-river posts that for some reason gets boosted.

2026-02-02 16:17:19 UTC

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Hmm it does very much sound that way. One of many of these sob story types you come across. So lame

2026-02-02 16:00:13 UTC

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Thanks. Mostly joking...mostly. Would just fix my security and reappear as new handle prob. It is concerning, a little but, how much stuff is likely out there for the smarties to peruse. Anyway, gonna not worry about it for now

2026-02-02 15:54:32 UTC

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Yeah cheese is currently scaring me with talk of IP leaks. If I vanish soon, you'll know why 😢

2026-02-02 15:29:34 UTC

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So it begins... 👀

2026-02-02 15:10:39 UTC

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It's really sweet how you have the whole family involved in nostr stuff. Not just you and the cheese, but even the kid(s). That's the opposite of a red flag for the quality of y'all's character...a green flag?

2026-02-02 15:01:06 UTC

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IPs blasted out? Not sure I'm cool with that. I use a vpn, but there may be times it wasn't on, and someone who doesn't would definitely have reason to be upset by having that blasted out.

2026-02-02 14:58:22 UTC

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Purrrring for you!

2026-02-02 14:57:27 UTC

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I guess it is a bit old school phrasing. Didn't even realize it. I for some reason don't like to swear unnecessarily these days, especially on nostr. Trying to elevate the discourse!

2026-02-02 14:55:59 UTC

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Turns out I was dumb, and the hardware is mostly to enable integrations with things like iMessage etc. I don't wanna be spreading misinfo

2026-02-02 14:50:30 UTC

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Not sure I like the way you phrased that... you're gettin' awful close to making it to my smack talkin' list!

2026-02-02 14:31:25 UTC

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I don't know what type of pedo code you're using here, and I'm not sure I want to. Have had enough from the Einstein files

2026-02-02 14:30:10 UTC

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I'll sock you in the cock mfer

2026-02-02 14:28:38 UTC

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Woulda been better without the typo, but point made lol

2026-02-02 14:23:43 UTC

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Hey, I've never messed with any of them, so I'm not speaking from a point of superiority, just expected Defaux would be the type to do everything from "scratch." Javascript and CSS files, I think is what that would be... I have no clue how it actually works.

2026-02-02 13:57:28 UTC

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Those were the good old days

2026-02-02 13:40:15 UTC

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Not familiar with lumo, sounds niche.
The eyes were for mention of Wordpress mostly. I think I confuse it with squarespace as a normie way to make websites. I dunno

2026-02-02 13:25:54 UTC

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I'm all outta sorts. I can't figure out why, in this short thread, I can't see all the replies at once. It's hard to explain, but I see now that it's easy to miss some replies even when I think I'm viewing the whole thing, some are hidden!

2026-02-02 13:22:11 UTC

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Yeah, I don't care for the increase in ... what's the word... patheticness of my character, lol. And I had missed it. Still getting used to new client, sigh

2026-02-02 13:15:38 UTC

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They usually work, but occasionally you get the boomer link. And I have been mocked plenty of times for them, so the cycle is perpetuated through me now, sorry

2026-02-02 13:12:08 UTC

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Me too, after I clicked through the link and watched it in my browser 🤦‍♀️
https://i.nostr.build/l3akLkI6fj45Q2jY.jpg

2026-02-02 13:10:53 UTC

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I kinda don't like doing them early like I've started. Don't have one to do in the a.m. now 😢

2026-02-02 13:09:55 UTC

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Nice gif 🤭

2026-02-02 13:08:38 UTC

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Can't seem to scroll the hashtag, but it was worth it to find the image. We lookin beat up, defaux

2026-02-02 04:06:29 UTC

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https://i.nostr.build/s2Sw3Dje3Ks1RJjy.jpg

2026-02-02 02:22:07 UTC

WORD5 #486 5/6* (Hard Mode)
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https://word5.otherstuff.ai

2026-02-02 02:10:16 UTC

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On deck over here (ribeyes, not quite as fancy but should be good)
https://i.nostr.build/Bszyi4RxfIz7aYmG.jpg

2026-02-02 02:08:40 UTC

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Yeah, not calling out flash, haven't seen his posts. I'd wager you're right though, based on past attention to detail (sorry flash, nothing personal)

2026-02-02 02:06:17 UTC

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Had you pegged as a sports guy for some reason. Maybe the visor

2026-02-02 02:03:57 UTC

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Not commenting on the claim, but was thinking same thing. 3M pages and the same few do the rounds, it seems

2026-02-02 01:25:48 UTC

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To be clear, I liked the old ones

2026-02-02 01:25:25 UTC

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Surprised to see it's decent z saw the originals waaay too young. Think they changed me slightly 😟

2026-02-02 01:23:36 UTC

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A travesty!

2026-02-02 01:14:24 UTC

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We're all guilty of seeking leaders to different extents. It's honestly embarrassing at my age when I catch myself doing it.
I like the idea of hiding authors a bit more, could be interesting. Wouldn't really work well for my follow feed, the way I use it, as I often look for who. Is posting or replying to find interesting things quickly. And not necessarily popular people, just those I identified as good filters for topics mostly.

2026-02-02 01:09:02 UTC

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OMG, it's true. Just searched "amazon bitcoin" and found those two books exactly. You do meme a lot, so you understand my confusion 😓

2026-02-02 00:48:57 UTC

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Is it real, or just a meme. There's not time to sort it out!

2026-02-02 00:47:50 UTC

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Lol, came back to see what it was about. Definitely not watching a video recommendation.

2026-02-02 00:44:10 UTC

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Insert the two bullies alternating punching downed man meme

2026-02-02 00:42:51 UTC

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I was subtweeting a post about faucets and zaps. Inspired also by an exchange between Jay and 7fqx. Thought you mighta seen the faucet post, perhaps not. No matter

2026-02-02 00:37:09 UTC

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You haven't seen a couple people recently trying to resurrect the debate? I thought it was dead too, but not so sure anymore.

2026-02-02 00:36:12 UTC

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Faucet eh? I like that term 🤭

2026-02-01 23:43:22 UTC

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Didn't read, but sounds interesting

2026-02-01 23:42:39 UTC

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lol my mind went to some sort of place you don't wanna know. But I'll allude to it. Suck up to influencers for some "protein". Sorry 🤢

2026-02-01 23:33:00 UTC

https://i.nostr.build/iAE6L4jNyXo4z3W5.jpg

2026-02-01 23:25:42 UTC

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<deep inhale> well, you see...

2026-02-01 23:21:09 UTC

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Actually like the follow up album more. Just looked up to see song names and realized I was thinking of that album more. Kimberly Austin, 100 Ways, all purty good

2026-02-01 21:49:46 UTC

I love drying grape for a tasty snack. It's my raisin d'etre.
Doctors::hospitals
as
Pilots::airports
Prediction, moldbots will fragment into violently opposed sects, after some break away from Calwdafsrionism and begin worshipping the Clawran.
Happy #Punday

2026-02-01 21:23:43 UTC

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And also your acronym by the same name 🥁

2026-02-01 21:23:19 UTC

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I like CIA

2026-02-01 21:20:44 UTC

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Edit: "openclaw is just the modern form of tamagotchi except it can also RUIN* your business "

2026-02-01 21:18:46 UTC

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Pre you having coffee*

2026-02-01 21:11:41 UTC

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Post yodl getting a big head, pre coffee. Narrow window

2026-02-01 21:10:01 UTC

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lol thank you 🙇‍♂️

2026-02-01 21:09:44 UTC

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I preferred pitufos implied futures use to yours...I feel like it'll be used to trigger me by you 👀 🧘

2026-02-01 21:08:31 UTC

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Yodl hooooo

2026-02-01 21:06:17 UTC

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lol, lucky for me,attended class 😎
I'm sure there will be plenty more crap surprises ahead, but prob some pretty good ones too

2026-02-01 18:53:34 UTC

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The pattern sorta illustrates it
Unlucky is all. Tomorrow is another day...

2026-02-01 17:49:55 UTC

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Nice pull. Love that album

2026-02-01 17:45:52 UTC

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I heard rumor of this, had to come looking. Demand testing for PEDs at once!

2026-02-01 17:22:57 UTC

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wisdOm

2026-02-01 16:59:55 UTC

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That's awesome! I'm starting to go in direction of understanding nostr better and it's humbling already. The number of things I'm clueless about after being around for over a year is ... well, embarrassing 😅 so be it

2026-02-01 16:26:00 UTC

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That's what I'm talking about!

2026-02-01 15:38:52 UTC

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I feel like these two statements are at odds with one another. Cognitive dissonance I guess
https://i.nostr.build/AUOZMgeWWdd8ZNKn.jpg

2026-02-01 14:59:45 UTC

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I only played around with it for a bit, just to see. Definitely another rabbit hole all its own.

2026-02-01 14:48:59 UTC

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Yeah, I thought it was a chat ap that used nostr keys. seems it does much more...but I couldn't discern exactly what that was.