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Last Notes

2026-02-02 04:27:39 UTC

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you.
you are the fake giraffe.

2026-01-31 05:15:50 UTC

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that’s like 60 million bitcoin 👀

2026-01-24 13:00:36 UTC

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I haven’t used but reading the comments it seems a bit clunky if viewed solely from that perspective. I think with enough volume you could justify a market maker that can actually quote prices and redeem instantly.

2026-01-24 09:58:13 UTC

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I once wasted an entire hour of pitching Axiom listening to some public pension plan schlub tell me how farcaster is the future and that it’s very existence proves crypto is a better stack to build apps on that route around bitcoin entirely. I hope the plan’s beneficiaries thank him for his service.
#nevent1q…8xh4

2026-01-24 09:55:14 UTC

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with enough volume you could turn this into a fully fledged p2p exchange.

2026-01-24 09:53:37 UTC

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speaking of which, @nprofile…8tea, do you even believe the reals exist?

2026-01-24 09:52:16 UTC

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doesn’t it feel weird? Q has infinitely many holes in it.

2026-01-24 09:51:42 UTC

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heine borel and anything relying on compactness fails.
weirdest/coolest result is IVT fails too, which is bizarre because on R continuity is strictly stronger than IVP, but in dense-but-not-complete R that flips.

2026-01-23 13:12:46 UTC

they don’t tell you that virtually every concept surrounding continuity works on functions from Q to Q.
they don’t tell you this because they want you to be ignorant and afraid.

2026-01-22 21:31:35 UTC

so interesting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxu80s5vvzk

2026-01-22 11:06:01 UTC

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ah but you are assuming the algebra works such that (a,b)*(c,d)=(a*c,b*d) whereas I am analogising it to how C works with reals.

2026-01-22 11:03:39 UTC

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😂

2026-01-21 22:34:07 UTC

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think of it this way: to perform any arithmetic operation in QxQ you can only possibly require multiplication and addition of rationals, which, given Q is closed (just not complete) will give you answers in QxQ too.

2026-01-21 22:30:15 UTC

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why don’t they work? every nonzero element has a multiplicative inverse (which is kinda trivially demonstrable). what are you thinking the issue is?

2026-01-21 22:27:07 UTC

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I think you are reading too much into it. QxQ is useless, just fun. you may have missed it but I declared the other day this is a mathslop account now.

2026-01-21 21:46:00 UTC

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exactly

2026-01-21 21:45:38 UTC

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I don’t think so. {a+bi : a,b∈Q} is a field, multiplication exists and is closed. it’s just not complete, but that’s obvious because Q isn’t complete.

2026-01-21 21:25:02 UTC

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go on …

2026-01-21 21:20:25 UTC

nobody ever talks about the complex-ish numbers as QxQ
everybody’s all “nooooooo you need to go from Q to R and THEN to C noooooo you have to do it in that order!”
but like … you don’t :/

2026-01-21 20:57:51 UTC

teacher: “what is a number?”
student: “a number is a connected component of the terminal sub-bicategory of the 2-category of finitary endofunctors on the-“
[teacher shoots student in the face. the rest of the class is frozen in shock and fear.]
teacher: “anybody else? what is a number?”

2026-01-19 22:07:41 UTC

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although I guess mod 12 it is …

2026-01-19 22:07:08 UTC

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definitely not 7, I’ll tell you that for free

2026-01-19 22:06:30 UTC

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exqueeze me?

2026-01-19 21:44:39 UTC

twitter is for hate scrolling the collapse of the west. nostr is for mathslop. this is a mathslop account now 👍

2026-01-19 21:43:28 UTC

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this is an autist dog whistle, isn’t it?

2026-01-19 21:42:45 UTC

the first number is zero and the second number- wait no, that sounds dumb-

2026-01-15 21:53:34 UTC

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I absolutely do not and I would request you be careful with these fighting words, good sir.

2026-01-15 21:19:41 UTC

I thought this was kinda cool. bummer Claude can’t access a real dictionary. if anybody wants to suggest a basis of English under definitional closure, that would be pretty dope:
https://claude.ai/share/86a61607-41fc-4e55-b6ba-bcc8dad0db4f

2026-01-15 14:19:01 UTC

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Bitcoin is about acceleration. do you know what else is about acceleration?

2026-01-15 14:18:21 UTC

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the attack surface of the calculus is -AAAAAARGHHHHHHH

2026-01-15 10:21:26 UTC

honestly can’t stand people who say “the calculus”. I don’t think there is anything in bitcoin that annoys me this much …

2026-01-14 22:17:47 UTC

innit bruv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVF4N1Ix5WI

2026-01-12 19:29:05 UTC

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I see what you did there

2026-01-02 23:14:27 UTC

lex friedman just did a podcast on (pretty much) my undergrad thesis so I forgive him for being a bit dumb on other things and I encourage you all to waste nearly 4 hours on this so we can be better friends:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14OPT6CcsH4

2026-01-02 14:55:59 UTC

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for the foundations of mathematics

2026-01-02 13:13:10 UTC

y’all keen on homotopy type theory or we sticking with ZFC for now?

2025-12-21 22:33:51 UTC

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I made it up

2025-12-21 21:35:00 UTC

you can actually just ignore the current thing

2025-12-19 17:56:05 UTC

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at this point my wife and I will try literally any holistic health trend. red light, sunlight, seed oils, tallow, organ meat, Wim hof, microplastics, wireful headphones, etc, etc. just tell us mainstream medicine disapproves and we are good to go 👍

2025-12-19 16:48:55 UTC

Gödel’s third incompleteness theorem is that any sufficiently complex pseudo-intellectual thoughtwank is incomplete without nonsensical reference to the first two theorems.

2025-12-19 16:41:02 UTC

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that is not at all what the incompleteness theorems say, nor do they have any bearing whatsoever on physical systems. this is all literal nonsense. it is not even wrong.

2025-12-19 16:17:31 UTC

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it’s Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday

2025-12-19 16:09:46 UTC

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can you please explain this sentence?
“Gödelian limits already explain why this axiom cannot be settled by measuring Planck time from within the system”

2025-12-19 16:08:41 UTC

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a quantum resistant car, obvs

2025-12-19 16:06:23 UTC

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of course, because if you could prove it’s impossible then it wouldn’t work as FUD, would it?

2025-12-19 13:29:28 UTC

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me, I like mobilecoin

2025-12-19 13:28:56 UTC

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it’s also the game theoretically perfect FUD because it will never actually happen, hence the theoretical threat will never go away, hence the materially conflicted can get research grants and engagement farm forever.
it’s “the climate crisis” for cryptography nerds.

2025-12-19 13:26:07 UTC

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*reassigned ownership in a strictly above board legal manner

2025-12-16 23:16:24 UTC

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wireful ftw

2025-12-16 23:13:10 UTC

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LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFT

2025-12-09 11:23:33 UTC

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NO U!

2025-12-09 11:23:19 UTC

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;

2025-12-09 09:06:29 UTC

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fascist

2025-12-08 13:46:18 UTC

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yeah the truth hurts

2025-12-08 13:46:02 UTC

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ah crap. that’s probably the one I mean. oh well.

2025-12-08 13:28:32 UTC

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that bitcoiners are bullies

2025-12-08 11:37:15 UTC

GUYS GUYS GUYS
Eric Weinstein is back on the bird app talking shit about bitcoin.
@nprofile…wxz8, can you please tell the story about him now? you know … THE story? 😜

2025-12-06 10:21:59 UTC

what is the purpose of the p2p relay network?
genuinely interested in any and all sincere suggestions …

2025-12-03 20:54:38 UTC

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Juror #2

2025-12-03 09:57:52 UTC

shit’s popping off on the bird app with Brock 😂
https://x.com/brockm/status/1996010191113035830

2025-12-03 08:55:23 UTC

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sorry, wait a minute, are you saying there are finitely many primes?

2025-12-02 21:49:34 UTC

anybody got any good leads on twin prime conjecture?

2025-12-02 21:43:49 UTC

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🙏

2025-12-02 21:43:16 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egA9K_R5pkg

2025-12-01 13:30:53 UTC

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tracker is cargo cult (for exercise at least, I can see a better argument for sleep perhaps). makes you feel like you know what you are doing and are doing something without actually knowing or doing anything. you need to learn to feel it or you will never meaningfully improve.

2025-11-24 21:44:26 UTC

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😏
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFpK_r-jEXg

2025-11-24 21:39:48 UTC

The Nutcracker is mind bogglingly good if you think of it as an album. there are 8+ absolute bangers.
king shit from Tchaikovsky 👑🙏

2025-11-22 09:57:28 UTC

@nprofile…k0vf and I appear to have very different moods …
https://blossom.primal.net/83194c476b0e3eabcc272aa66b1e8ac7bf28c624fe607de9602d1edbf46f7a59.jpg

2025-11-22 09:40:02 UTC

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I mean … yeah …

2025-11-21 18:42:50 UTC

mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RusC5iqkXMo

2025-11-19 09:06:54 UTC

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what were you wearing?

2025-11-13 16:30:01 UTC

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huh?

2025-11-11 15:37:13 UTC

put a banana in your ear.
few.

2025-11-10 10:20:55 UTC

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is this like a technical argument or a Spartacus argument?

2025-11-09 19:12:03 UTC

mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlVz_gqnyTA

2025-11-08 14:39:21 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/13a2b91b4e51451d38b91b1ff5454398aa52803a19769689fea1639054d0b7d7.jpg

2025-11-07 14:54:11 UTC

mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VzeXNKkkcc

2025-11-05 15:42:36 UTC

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“and booked a YUGE 1.4% profit over 6 months”

2025-11-05 15:23:45 UTC

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is there ever a situation in which this isn’t the best move?

2025-11-05 13:35:58 UTC

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that would be a pretty sweet technicality to avoid losing the bet on

2025-11-05 09:18:54 UTC

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REEEEEE CENSORSHIP STORE MY DICKBUTT YOU FASCIST!

2025-11-05 09:04:59 UTC

fun fact: anybody upset about the word “retarded” is literally changing their use of language on direct orders from the Obama White House.
try to remember that when you think you are being kind: you are just doing what you are told.

2025-11-04 21:14:26 UTC

mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOHLOgfXRRA

2025-11-03 18:30:15 UTC

mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnx-UGa9bPA

2025-11-02 13:48:23 UTC

read Wendell Berry.
that’s it. that’s the note.

2025-10-27 21:48:55 UTC

twas brillig

2025-10-26 18:33:15 UTC

read A Gentleman In Moscow. thank me later.

2025-10-26 10:41:16 UTC

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supposedly

2025-10-26 10:38:41 UTC

I think we should call op codes spells.
“bitcoin has enough spells” or “bitcoin needs more spells” both hit harder no matter which side you take.

2025-10-26 07:30:06 UTC

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yeah but everything sounds better in French

2025-10-26 07:06:02 UTC

“Florence” may be the only word in English that actually sounds nicer than the Italian …

2025-10-22 17:31:55 UTC

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innit
nevent1qqswqqvq7vg333a4zxdwca8uruuvu886v8njg7v52lx4yv35ua22u2s8pa3sv

2025-10-21 09:16:53 UTC

Bitcoin, Fiat, and Islamic Finance by Harris Irfan and me.
very long in the works, finally arrived! hope you all enjoy.
https://www.axiombtc.capital/islamic

2025-10-20 11:18:52 UTC

do ballerinas have good job security or nah?

2025-10-14 14:59:52 UTC

“saving private buyin” is a genius tagline for a p2p bitcoin exchange, I’m amazed nobody has used it yet.

2025-10-10 13:49:48 UTC

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these are phases of stablecoin evolution, I dont really have a “thesis” on hyperbitcoinization, as such

2025-10-07 12:31:30 UTC

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false, there won’t be an axis by then

2025-10-05 20:49:05 UTC

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fact check: true

2025-10-04 18:46:30 UTC

fiat sucks, lightning is magic
https://blossom.primal.net/b7eadebaa6787400c5fac4857a5bff33333eaa599ad49b57b555a8d06a748b7d.jpg