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Last Notes

2026-02-07 06:20:26 UTC

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@nprofile…xz9d cc @nprofile…x4c6 a tiger!!

2026-02-07 05:49:53 UTC

when companies call themselves a "family" they mean like an epstein family kind of thing

2026-02-07 04:12:09 UTC

the jews didn't like Jesus because he had a real job

2026-02-07 03:34:21 UTC

anyone wanna mumble?

2026-02-07 03:17:56 UTC

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@nprofile…6xru
>WATCHAN
thinking of watching the frieren ep later
>PLAYAN
just some balatro and rocksmith, comfort games at this point
>LISTENAN
not something specific actually
>EATAN
simple food
>DRINKAN
i <3 cola
>FEELAN
very neutral, looking forward to lent tho

2026-02-07 03:15:14 UTC

some owl outside lol

2026-02-06 17:11:41 UTC

damn my hand looks fucked up, i just play with the cat

2026-02-06 16:52:57 UTC

they're called edgerunners, they're the ones who who edge while running

2026-02-06 14:58:31 UTC

advice 4758:
if a female coworker is spreading baseless rumors on you, go and forcefully spread her to even it out

2026-02-06 13:47:36 UTC

if i was immortal and healed from any damage, i would collect taxidermies of myself

2026-02-06 12:34:43 UTC

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@nprofile…2g7j whats the point...

2026-02-06 12:32:27 UTC

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@nprofile…2g7j i don't think it's right to have women wrestle with men, but at the same time women beating up other women is just whatever, essentially what i am saying is they should beat me up instead

2026-02-06 12:30:55 UTC

>unemployement office has internal document about how they are missing documents
>never tell me
>ghost me
>decide to walk up to their office and asked, they give me what i need to know
hopefully this will all be worth it, i get my money

2026-02-06 12:26:18 UTC

nigga ain't even dead he's just playing fortnite

2026-02-06 11:59:42 UTC

self hosting is BACK, gonna get my own mumble server in order

2026-02-06 10:10:48 UTC

my mom looking at my pristine room scanning for anything she can complain about

2026-02-06 09:39:55 UTC

why does eating bread and milk make me feel so fat

2026-02-06 08:49:51 UTC

Been bullshitting with mys sister for so long she developed an intuition of knowing when im saying nonsense and when i am saying truth FUCK

2026-02-06 08:47:30 UTC

After being exposed to mkultra waves since a child i learned how to psychically rape

2026-02-06 08:23:43 UTC

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@nprofile…2g7j yo this is a shitpost no fucking way

2026-02-06 06:28:49 UTC

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@nprofile…5qmw GLaDOS, but without the hot voice and "ethics"

2026-02-06 05:31:56 UTC

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@nprofile…8qk6 @nprofile…lku3 @nprofile…caqd ok but armstrong DID traffick children, but instead of raping little girls he was taking boys and making an army of adam smashers with them

2026-02-06 05:16:02 UTC

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@nprofile…x4c6 my hunger has been satiated, if you wanna mumble i can now btw

2026-02-06 04:32:46 UTC

I GOT A FULL NIGHTS SLEEP.
WOKE UP HARD, OH YEAH, FEELING GOOD, THE JEWS LOSE AGAIN

2026-02-06 04:12:35 UTC

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@nprofile…x4c6 same but i am remarkably hungry rn

2026-02-05 17:54:30 UTC

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@nprofile…x4c6 @nprofile…zja9 sorry, it's up to you to believe me if you want, i just said how i saw it

2026-02-05 16:58:35 UTC

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@nprofile…x4c6 @nprofile…zja9 oh... sorry, i thought it was a striped fox

2026-02-05 16:36:47 UTC

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@nprofile…x4c6 @nprofile…zja9 a Fox!

2026-02-05 14:09:44 UTC

>Mfw i know someone for so long i knew what he was doing and called him in advance
Welp, its always worth to have some friends you know frm childhood

2026-02-05 12:51:17 UTC

Dawg no more ghosting, i am literally just directly leeching off my parents now surely i am owed fucking unemployement money now

2026-02-05 12:40:45 UTC

Dont you hate it when you piss just as the train is accelerating so you have to adjust your piss strength to consider the trains force of acceleration?

2026-02-05 11:47:12 UTC

i want a cigarette so bad rn

2026-02-05 10:51:26 UTC

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@nprofile…vpvm in a clever nod to the parent company, if you squint at the Netflix logo, you can see it resembling the text "Netflix"

2026-02-05 10:46:40 UTC

when we win, we will have HR Ladies RAPED.
and by RAPED, i mean put through inventory work using EXCEL with no breaks

2026-02-05 10:41:52 UTC

nvm it was a Gut Check by God, got rejected.
WHAT DO THEY EVEN WANT, I SPECIFICALLY HAVE EVERYTHING YOU COULD POSSIBLY WANT CHECKED OUT HERE.
#nevent1q…exld

2026-02-05 09:56:19 UTC

scratch that actually i forgot to turn on the light, still white as bronze
#nevent1q…fnz2

2026-02-05 09:55:16 UTC

>quitting cigarettes
>skin looks darker
ayoo????

2026-02-05 09:51:42 UTC

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@nprofile…zja9 CC @nprofile…x4c6

2026-02-05 08:45:23 UTC

>ask God for help
>find a job listing that sounds engineered for me specifically

2026-02-05 07:12:05 UTC

you know it's bad when they ask CAN TOUCH TYPE on the requirements
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/e8/ac/3d/e8ac3d30ad4e719f640ad8985bc27289395a50c837913c0b5d0a5e0f2e589dbd.webp?name=r8kDpDt8wp9tew.webp

2026-02-05 07:09:46 UTC

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@nprofile…yl4k imagine you got a computer, and you can't do the shit that was what computers were used for since the mothafucking computer dark ages NIGGA

2026-02-05 07:00:19 UTC

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@nprofile…6aew what you are saying is right, i just don't feel like it, feeling tired

2026-02-05 06:56:05 UTC

the problem with quitting cigarettes is that i unironically don't have a reason to go outside now, my life is so miserable and i got nothing going on

2026-02-05 05:58:18 UTC

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@nprofile…qqp5 bullet beats paper

2026-02-05 05:35:32 UTC

we are reaching levels of rape never conceived before
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/5c/6f/c7/5c6fc7119cc9e5cd314fab148597003d44b023d72e192365c0b3625ae3b2d4e6.webp?name=p25WUv-A5wiFWQ.webp

2026-02-05 05:23:29 UTC

jacking off in balatro rn
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/74/12/fe/7412fe82ce8e3e2d1892f703042067e3c296e2d72fc71e923da676a16abe5025.webp?name=OOK35kyYMe8mjA.webp

2026-02-05 03:51:51 UTC

if monster girls were real i'd RAPE a harpy.
just feeling so fly today is all

2026-02-05 03:21:36 UTC

VA-API, THROUGH DOCKER, EVERYTHING WORKED, FIRST TRY NIGGUH, WE ARE SOOOO BACK

2026-02-05 03:19:43 UTC

OH MY GOD IT WORKED FIRST TRY I AM FUCKING CUMMMINNGGGG NNNGGGHHHHH

2026-02-05 02:42:03 UTC

that feeling when the mount is taking an uncomfortable amount of time 🥀

2026-02-05 02:38:55 UTC

yoooooooooooooooo
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/47/4f/dd/474fdd33dcbd9fd17d9a8c68ddd9657bafa4424836c3f9585ada5c7a9b89543b.webp?name=rLIMW0vYVpKMGA.webp

2026-02-04 19:29:51 UTC

so excited at the prospect of waking up tomorrow and setting up my server so i can larp as a jobcel

2026-02-04 19:26:41 UTC

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@nprofile…za8l oh yeah i know about yunohost, it's just i already have my docker stuff mostly set up, so rather than deal with that hassle i'll just go and set it up

2026-02-04 18:54:04 UTC

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@nprofile…raux i used a dating app once and it was honestly disgusting, honestly the design of these apps is filthy, to get success i can't be honest and serious i have to show a version of myself that is inauthentic.
creates this effect where it becomes about "marketability" thankfully my generation seems to be shying away from this slowly.

2026-02-04 18:46:12 UTC

these HR ladies are working against me, i am being targeted by big foid

2026-02-04 16:06:29 UTC

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@nprofile…yl4k i am going ubuntu server dawg this shit is hot garbage, yo command i need to change perms is missing, that's alright, install the package that is there for it, still non present and no equivelent, UBUNTU SERVER.

2026-02-04 16:01:01 UTC

i hate computers so fucking muchhhh fuckkkkkk nigga

2026-02-04 15:58:35 UTC

fuck debian man what a bunch of niggers, shit don't work

2026-02-04 13:40:46 UTC

this is gonna put me in the red HARD fuuuuuuck
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/e3/0d/78/e30d7862e572196cbfae4c3df3410ed8bd5d49ac3ea48c90494efeb974be3fda.webp?name=eDyMSgdID1A3rA.webp

2026-02-04 13:35:33 UTC

salute for a fallen soldier, this one helped me pirate over 2.5 tb worth of anime
#nevent1q…q62c
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2026-02-04 13:14:05 UTC

erm, gentlemen, i think it's over, the server has died, but now i have an idea, i got a pretty good laptop with a broken screen somewhere here, now i can just have it larp as a server since it doesn't seem to have any other use other than wasting space lmao

2026-02-04 10:54:35 UTC

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2026-02-04 10:32:31 UTC

round one LMAO
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/b9/e4/03/b9e403585ed52c6a2fb80e6dfc8182e6e85843531bccc38d6161523e58273427.webp?name=-FaptTGbPCQfiA.webp

2026-02-04 10:21:48 UTC

BREAKING NEWS:
NEW FRIENDSLOP HAS RELEASED
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3834090/YAPYAP/

2026-02-04 09:44:02 UTC

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@nprofile…y9u6 nigga are you my RAV AGENT? fuck off

2026-02-04 07:36:31 UTC

they should make a frieren themed perfume and frierens perfume is literally just grandma smell

2026-02-04 05:49:23 UTC

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@nprofile…235q i thought his password was "I<3RapingChildren" tbh

2026-02-04 05:47:41 UTC

just DM'd friends GF to pester him to get a new friendslop game so we can play it for 1 hour and never play it again

2026-02-03 23:54:21 UTC

i shouldn't have gone the IT route, i should have taken a hint from my biology grades and shoulda gone medical

2026-02-03 23:52:41 UTC

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@nprofile…j83d my dad knows a plane engineer i should pester him for help on my shitty duct taped together plane designs (i helped him with IT problems twice)

2026-02-03 23:37:55 UTC

oh btw, i can get my internet functioning again so finally my jellyfin server can be online.

2026-02-03 23:36:46 UTC

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@nprofile…z799 she's 10 and she felt bad afterwards after i complained so ehh.

2026-02-03 23:35:51 UTC

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2026-02-03 23:34:00 UTC

sleep schedule was almost fixed, found a middle ground of splitting my sleep into 2 times a day, sister messes it all up by being so bored she decided pester me and wake me up for the smallest shit every single time, eventually demanding me to wake up and jumping on my mattress in an attempt to wake me up, didn't get a wink of real sleep there until she stopped SHE DID THIS FOR 2 HOURS.

2026-02-03 23:29:35 UTC

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@nprofile…fq95 >have shipping problems
>hire people to help with shipping
the most makes sense move to date

2026-02-03 22:29:47 UTC

anyone wanna mumble?

2026-02-03 21:09:52 UTC

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@nprofile…6aew once again i am not in Germany i am in Switzerland

2026-02-03 21:04:53 UTC

>decide everyday i am going to do a minimum amount of job applications instead of just doing them when i feel like it.
>literally applied to every job in zurich within 4 days, there are no more job listings i am "qualified for" in IT.
this is grim

2026-02-03 21:03:13 UTC

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@nprofile…yl4k yeah makes sense, if you wanna hop in just gimme a message btw, il invite you to the xmpp chat

2026-02-03 20:50:57 UTC

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@nprofile…yl4k mumble the program for voice chatting, it's the most fun, with burner in it too (he's almost never there, he's a castrated goy slave)

2026-02-03 20:47:42 UTC

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@nprofile…yl4k is all good, don't let this place keep you down, 90% of my fedi fun time is just on the mumbles instead of the fedi itself anyways lol.
stay safe

2026-02-03 20:24:55 UTC

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@nprofile…yl4k Welcome back, was a bit worried, hope everything is Good

2026-02-03 10:42:21 UTC

mom found out about the gif search feature on whatsapp

2026-02-03 10:34:30 UTC

you'd take a bullet for your wife? would you take a norwood +3

2026-02-03 08:56:57 UTC

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@nprofile…5kp5 @nprofile…p9a6 @nprofile…t3h7 can't flirt with an AI trying to get a raise tho so idk

2026-02-03 08:42:19 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 job search looking so awful

2026-02-03 06:45:58 UTC

Good morning
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/8e/2f/83/8e2f83ae5f85c8438a0d4f6bf81579395422bd40b8232cb88055702edf488d42.webp?name=uI6T9T08fSRvfQ.webp

2026-02-03 05:23:01 UTC

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2026-02-02 21:36:19 UTC

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@nprofile…y9u6 @nprofile…v3ht yeah but at the same time she IS a child right now, so theorizing about her future sexual fantasies is just weird.

2026-02-02 21:09:22 UTC

Thank the Lord for nicotine and alcohol

2026-02-02 21:07:47 UTC

BEERRRRT

2026-02-02 11:08:19 UTC

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@nprofile…y9u6 @nprofile…v3ht anyways nigga you know she's a child so you could do better by not projecting that onto an actual child

2026-02-02 10:58:22 UTC

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@nprofile…y9u6 @nprofile…v3ht my sis already does the AI stuff, the other one i don't think she would ever get near that stuff

2026-02-02 10:15:09 UTC

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@nprofile…y9u6 3 (those were all new listings)

2026-02-02 09:53:26 UTC

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@nprofile…v3ht just burn it all

2026-02-02 09:19:26 UTC

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@nprofile…caqd go get her KING

2026-02-02 09:06:46 UTC

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@nprofile…y9u6 if ONLY it was that easy

2026-02-02 08:29:17 UTC

lost your gotdamn mind
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/81/b2/47/81b247e8320514d2e5205ad7841eb717162b409dc185d0d1ee45616fd98a1f09.webp?name=c4s7gubYbFdUzw.webp

2026-02-02 08:23:21 UTC

the worst part of calling for IT support is when you listen to the dogshit music for 10 minutes, then it stops, your ears perk up, but nah the liquid dogshit continues

2026-02-02 06:50:09 UTC

NEVERMIND I TAKE IT FUCKING BACK
#nevent1q…wrle