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2026-02-22 17:16:34 UTC

Canada Now Officially An American Province
https://babylonbee.com/news/canada-now-officially-an-american-province/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-22 17:01:45 UTC

Communists Once Again Suck At Hockey
https://babylonbee.com/news/communists-once-again-suck-at-hockey/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-21 15:31:40 UTC

Black Man In Utah Obviously Lost
https://babylonbee.com/news/black-man-in-utah-obviously-lost/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-19 21:16:39 UTC

Canadian Government Praised For Euthanizing Nickelback
https://babylonbee.com/news/canadian-government-praised-for-euthanizing-nickelback/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-17 19:16:26 UTC

'None Of My $850 Billion In Wealth Is Liquid,' Elon Musk Explains As Steve Is Stuck Paying For Elon’s Latte Again
https://babylonbee.com/news/none-of-my-850-billion-in-wealth-is-liquid-elon-musk-explains-as-steve-is-stuck-paying-for-elons-latte-again/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-13 22:01:34 UTC

Finally! Groundbreaking Documentary Takes a Look At World War 2
https://babylonbee.com/news/finally-groundbreaking-documentary-takes-a-look-at-world-war-2/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-13 21:46:28 UTC

Gruesome Kidnapping Just The Career Boost Crime Reporter Has Been Waiting For
https://babylonbee.com/news/gruesome-kidnapping-just-the-career-boost-crime-reporter-has-been-waiting-for/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-13 21:16:28 UTC

Trump Approves Use Of Poké Balls To Catch Illegal Immigrants
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-approves-use-of-poke-balls-to-catch-illegal-immigrants/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-13 21:01:34 UTC

The Babylon Bee Ranks Humanity's Worst Inventions
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-ranks-humanitys-worst-inventions/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-13 20:01:38 UTC

Jacob's 'I Love You Almost As Much As I Love Your Sister' Valentine Card Not A Big Hit With Leah
https://babylonbee.com/news/jacobs-i-love-you-almost-as-much-as-i-love-your-sister-valentine-card-not-a-big-hit-with-leah/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-13 19:46:28 UTC

Husband Enters Annual Hibernation Period Between Super Bowl And MLB Opening Day
https://babylonbee.com/news/husband-enters-annual-hibernation-period-between-super-bowl-and-mlb-opening-day/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-12 22:01:25 UTC

'Gunperson' And 7 Other More Inclusive Terms To Use For Non-Binary Criminals
https://babylonbee.com/news/gunperson-and-7-other-more-inclusive-terms-to-use-for-non-binary-criminals/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-12 21:31:30 UTC

Trump Orders Drone Strike On Venezuelan Olympic Cross-Country Skier
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-orders-drone-strike-on-venezuelan-olympic-cross-country-skier/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-12 21:01:37 UTC

Elon Confirms Mars Voyage Delayed Again After 'Diablo II' Update
https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-confirms-mars-voyage-delayed-again-after-diablo-ii-update/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-12 20:01:54 UTC

Bible Authors Admit They Were Paid $7K For Every Reference To Israel
https://babylonbee.com/news/bible-authors-admit-they-were-paid-7k-for-every-reference-to-israel/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-12 19:16:36 UTC

Kid Rock's 'Bawitdaba' Added To Hymnals
https://babylonbee.com/news/kid-rocks-bawitdaba-added-to-hymnals/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-12 18:46:38 UTC

Fraud Suspicions Arise As Somali Team Wins 734th Gold Medal At Winter Olympics
https://babylonbee.com/news/fraud-suspicions-arise-as-somali-team-wins-734th-gold-medal-at-winter-olympics/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-12 18:16:36 UTC

Democrats Counter With STEAL Act To Ban Voter ID
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-counter-with-steal-act-to-ban-voter-id/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-11 19:46:32 UTC

Media Baffled As To Anything Mass Shooters Might Possibly Have In Common
https://babylonbee.com/news/media-stumped-as-to-any-commonality-there-could-be-in-mass-shooters/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-11 19:31:31 UTC

Family Leaving Church After Finding Out Pastor Pronounces 'Wash' Like 'Worsh'
https://babylonbee.com/news/family-leaving-church-after-finding-out-pastor-pronounces-wash-like-worsh/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-11 18:31:31 UTC

Wife Interrupts Own Story With Another Story
https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-interrupts-own-story-with-another-story/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-11 17:46:31 UTC

TPUSA Announces 'All-American Olympics' Featuring Kid Rock Competing In Every Sport
https://babylonbee.com/news/tpusa-announces-all-american-olympics-featuring-kid-rock-competing-in-every-sport/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-10 22:31:29 UTC

Peter Trying To Explain To John The Baptist He Doesn’t Have To Eat Bugs Anymore
https://babylonbee.com/news/peter-trying-to-explain-to-john-the-baptist-he-doesnt-have-to-eat-bugs-anymore/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-10 21:46:25 UTC

9 Leading Candidates For Next Year's Super Bowl Halftime Show
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-leading-candidates-for-next-years-super-bowl-halftime-show/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-10 20:46:25 UTC

Next Halftime Show To Be Performed Entirely In Sindarin Elvish
https://babylonbee.com/news/next-halftime-show-to-be-performed-entirely-in-sindarin-elvish/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-10 20:31:32 UTC

Wife Refuses To Return Stolen Land She Took From Husband’s Side Of Bed
https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-refuses-to-return-stolen-land-she-took-from-husbands-side-of-bed/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-10 20:16:29 UTC

Lindsey Vonn Announces She Has Joined The U.S. Paralympics Team
https://babylonbee.com/news/lindsey-vonn-announces-she-has-joined-the-us-paralympics-team/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-10 19:16:26 UTC

U.S. Ski Team Awarded Gold Medal For Synchronized Screaming About Trump
https://babylonbee.com/news/us-ski-team-awarded-gold-medal-for-synchronized-screaming-about-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-10 19:16:26 UTC

Alarming Study Shows Average Somali High School Senior In Minnesota Committing Fraud At Just A 5th Grade Level
https://babylonbee.com/news/alarming-study-shows-average-somali-high-school-senior-in-minnesota-committing-fraud-at-just-a-5th-grade-level/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-09 22:01:41 UTC

Pharmaceutical Companies Wondering If They Should Develop Anti-Depressant Whose First Listed Side Effect Isn't 'SEVERE THOUGHTS OF SUICIDE'
https://babylonbee.com/news/pharmaceutical-companies-wondering-if-they-should-develop-anti-depressant-whose-first-listed-side-effect-isnt-severe-thoughts-of-suicide/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-09 21:16:35 UTC

After Relationship Between Parent And Child Irreparably Broken, Math Homework Is Done
https://babylonbee.com/news/after-relationship-between-parent-and-child-irreparably-broken-math-homework-is-done/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-09 19:46:34 UTC

World Gathers To Watch A Bunch Of Sports And Also Figure Skating
https://babylonbee.com/news/world-gathers-to-watch-a-bunch-of-sports-and-also-figure-skating/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-09 18:46:33 UTC

Patriots' Offensive Line Surprised To Learn Super Bowl Was Yesterday
https://babylonbee.com/news/patriots-offensive-line-surprised-to-learn-super-bowl-was-yesterday/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-09 16:46:35 UTC

Support For ICE Skyrockets To 99% After Halftime Show
https://babylonbee.com/news/support-for-ice-skyrockets-to-99-after-halftime-show/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-08 23:01:28 UTC

The Babylon Bee To Host Even More Patriotic Halftime Show Where Clarence Thomas Just Stands There And Reads Constitution
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-to-host-even-more-patriotic-halftime-show-where-clarence-thomas-just-stands-there-and-reads-constitution/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-08 19:31:26 UTC

Pastor Heads To Booth After Service To Await Scores From The Judges
https://babylonbee.com/news/pastor-heads-to-booth-after-service-to-await-scores-from-the-judges/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-08 19:01:27 UTC

Pit Bull Wins Westminster Dog Show After Killing All The Other Contestants
https://babylonbee.com/news/pit-bull-wins-westminster-dog-show-after-killing-all-the-other-contestants/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-06 22:16:31 UTC

7 Least-Gay Winter Olympics Events
https://babylonbee.com/news/7-least-gay-winter-olympics-events/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-06 21:46:29 UTC

Hunter Biden Launches HunterRx From Back Of Van
https://babylonbee.com/news/hunter-biden-launches-hunterrx-from-back-of-van/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-06 21:31:28 UTC

Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-push-for-death-certificates-to-be-accepted-as-voter-id/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-06 20:01:35 UTC

Researchers Confirm That During Childbirth, Women Feel Almost The Same Amount Of Pain A Man Feels When He’s Stuck Walking Behind A Slow Person
https://babylonbee.com/news/researchers-confirm-that-during-childbirth-women-feel-almost-the-same-amount-of-pain-a-man-feels-when-hes-stuck-walking-behind-a-slow-person/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-06 19:16:33 UTC

New Study Reveals Videos Of Police Arresting Protesters Are Very, Very Funny
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-study-reveals-videos-of-police-arresting-protesters-are-very-very-funny/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-06 18:46:32 UTC

Super Bowl Will Be Delayed To Play National Anthems For All 165 Racial Groups In U.S.
https://babylonbee.com/news/super-bowl-will-be-delayed-to-play-national-anthems-for-all-165-racial-groups-in-us/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-06 18:16:36 UTC

Journalists Shocked To Be Laid Off From Obsolete Media Outlet That Loses $100 Million Annually
https://babylonbee.com/news/journalists-shocked-to-be-laid-off-from-obsolete-media-outlet-that-loses-100-million-annually/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-05 22:31:33 UTC

Winter Olympics To Protest Trump's Immigration Policies By Removing Ice From Skating Rinks
https://babylonbee.com/news/winter-olympics-to-protest-trumps-immigration-policies-by-removing-ice-from-skating-rinks/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-05 22:16:34 UTC

The Fresh Fruit You Bought Is Finally Ripe — UPDATE: Too Late, It’s Rotten
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-fresh-fruit-you-bought-is-finally-ripe--update-too-late-its-rotten/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-05 22:01:38 UTC

Man Worried He May Go His Entire Life Without Mastering The Ancient Art Of Nunchaku
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-worried-he-may-go-his-entire-life-without-mastering-the-ancient-art-of-nunchaku/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-05 19:16:37 UTC

Frank From Accounting In Epstein Files For Some Reason
https://babylonbee.com/news/frank-from-accounting-in-epstein-files-for-some-reason/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-05 19:01:38 UTC

To Make Games Fair, MLB Will Now Have Managers Line Everyone Up And Pick Teams Before Each Game
https://babylonbee.com/news/to-make-games-fair-mlb-will-now-have-managers-line-everyone-up-and-pick-teams-before-each-game/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-05 18:16:39 UTC

Missionary on Hour Twelve of Trying to Get ChatGPT Saved
https://babylonbee.com/news/missionary-on-hour-twelve-of-trying-to-get-chatgpt-saved/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-05 17:31:37 UTC

Politicians Hoping National Prayer Breakfast Wraps Up In Time For Coke Orgy Lunch
https://babylonbee.com/news/politicians-hoping-national-prayer-breakfast-wraps-up-in-time-for-coke-orgy-lunch/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-03 21:31:27 UTC

Experts Conclude No Human Being Is Illegal, Except Jeff?
https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-no-human-being-is-illegal-except-jeff/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-03 21:31:27 UTC

Awesome New Streaming Service Records Movie Streams Onto Cool Shiny Discs And You Can Buy Them And Own Them Forever
https://babylonbee.com/news/awesome-new-streaming-service-records-movie-streams-onto-cool-shiny-discs-and-you-can-buy-them-and-own-them-forever/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-03 20:46:28 UTC

Here Are 12 Fun Crimes You Can Get Away With If You Just Say 'We Are On Stolen Land'
https://babylonbee.com/news/here-are-12-fun-crimes-you-can-get-away-with-if-you-just-say-we-are-on-stolen-land/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-03 19:16:33 UTC

Stupid Kid In 'Hakuna Matata' Shirt Doesn't Know The Film Ultimately Repudiates The Song's Message As Simba Realizes He Must Fulfill His Role In The Natural Order To End The Chaos And Suffering Caused By His Hedonistic Pursuit Of Pleasure
https://babylonbee.com/news/stupid-kid-in-hakuna-matata-shirt-doesnt-even-realize-the-song-was-communicating-that-living-a-hedonistic-life-and-abdicating-your-duty-to-your-kingdom-as-barbarians-usurp-the-throne-and-caus/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-03 18:16:33 UTC

Man Horrified To Learn ICE Has Permanent Presence At His Hotel
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-horrified-to-learn-ice-has-permanent-presence-at-his-hotel/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-03 17:46:33 UTC

Bible Study Officially Changes Name To 'Jennifer Support Group'
https://babylonbee.com/news/bible-study-officially-changes-name-to-jennifer-support-group/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-03 17:16:51 UTC

Hollywood Confused As Guy Keeps Saying 'Jesus' But Does Not Appear To Be Using It As A Curse Word
https://babylonbee.com/news/hollywood-confused-as-guy-keeps-saying-jesus-but-does-not-appear-to-be-using-it-as-a-curse-word/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-02 21:46:31 UTC

Peter Dinklage Receives Little Praise After Taking Short Time To Recite Small Poem
https://babylonbee.com/news/peter-dinklage-receives-little-praise-after-taking-short-time-to-recite-small-poem/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-02 20:31:36 UTC

Roomful Of Pedophiles Protest ICE Deporting Pedophiles
https://babylonbee.com/news/roomful-of-pedophiles-protest-trump-deporting-pedophiles/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-02 20:01:48 UTC

Tearful Trump Ends Deportations After Seeing Celebrities Wearing ‘ICE OUT’ Pins
https://babylonbee.com/news/tearful-trump-ends-deportations-after-seeing-celebrities-wearing-ice-out-pins/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-02 19:16:36 UTC

Sandwich Ruined After Not Being Cut In Triangles
https://babylonbee.com/news/sandwich-ruined-after-not-being-cut-in-triangles/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-02 18:31:34 UTC

Tim Walz Emerges From Den To Declare 6 More Weeks Of Rioting And Fraud
https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-emerges-from-den-to-declare-6-more-weeks-of-rioting-and-fraud/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-02 17:47:09 UTC

Republican, Democrat Party Platforms Now Just Lists Of People They Would Arrest
https://babylonbee.com/news/republican-democrat-party-platforms-now-just-lists-of-people-they-would-arrest/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-01-31 19:31:40 UTC

Damning Photos Surface Of Clippy On Epstein Island
https://babylonbee.com/news/damning-photos-surface-of-clippy-on-epstein-island/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-01-29 22:46:28 UTC

12 Most Insidious Secret Jewish Plots Revealed
https://babylonbee.com/news/12-most-insidious-secret-jewish-plots-revealed/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-01-29 22:16:31 UTC

Bruce Springsteen Threatens To Keep Releasing Songs Until Deportations Stop
https://babylonbee.com/news/bruce-springsteen-threatens-to-keep-releasing-songs-until-deportations-stop/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-01-29 21:16:32 UTC

Idiot Shovels Snow Instead Of Just Waiting For It To Melt
https://babylonbee.com/news/idiot-shovels-snow-instead-of-just-waiting-for-it-to-melt/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-01-29 21:16:32 UTC

Checkmate: Trump Announces He Has His Own Doomsday Clock And It's Infinity Seconds To Midnight
https://babylonbee.com/news/checkmate-trump-announces-he-has-his-own-doomsday-clock-and-its-infinity-seconds-to-midnight/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-01-27 21:46:37 UTC

Man Ready To Take On The World After Sliding Favorite Pocket Knife Into Jeans Pocket
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-ready-to-take-on-the-world-after-sliding-favorite-pocket-knife-into-jeans-pocket/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-01-27 21:31:40 UTC

Want To Resist ICE? Here Are 12 Things You Can Do Today
https://babylonbee.com/news/want-to-resist-ice-here-are-12-things-you-can-do-today/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-01-27 20:31:40 UTC

Tragedy As Entire Studio Audience Drowns In Flood Of Jimmy Kimmel's Tears
https://babylonbee.com/news/tragedy-as-entire-studio-audience-drowns-in-flood-of-jimmy-kimmels-tears/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-01-27 20:31:39 UTC

Too Cold To Start Civil War Right Now, Nation Agrees
https://babylonbee.com/news/too-cold-to-start-civil-war-right-now-nation-agrees/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-01-27 19:01:38 UTC

Time To Move To A Red State? Know The Signs
https://babylonbee.com/news/time-to-move-to-a-red-state-know-the-signs/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-01-27 18:01:45 UTC

Nation Starting To Wonder If People Who Spend Life Singing Songs To Toddlers On YouTube Might Not Be All There Mentally
https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-starting-to-wonder-if-people-who-spend-life-singing-songs-to-toddlers-on-youtube-might-not-be-all-there-mentally/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-01-26 20:16:26 UTC

11 Things To Look For In A Pastor
https://babylonbee.com/news/11-things-to-look-for-in-a-pastor/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-01-26 20:01:33 UTC

J6ers Wishing They Had Thought Of Branding Themselves 'Legal Observers'
https://babylonbee.com/news/george-orwell-quote-used-to-spread-propaganda-sort-of-missing-the-point/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-01-26 19:16:28 UTC

U.S. Posts Minneapolis On Craigslist ($50 OBO)
https://babylonbee.com/news/us-posts-minneapolis-on-craigslist-50-obo/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-01-26 18:01:36 UTC

WNBA Players Vow To Continue Missing Lay-Ups Until ICE Withdraws From Minnesota
https://babylonbee.com/news/wnba-players-vow-to-continue-missing-lay-ups-until-ice-withdraws-from-minnesota/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-01-26 17:01:37 UTC

Tim Walz Says He Will Do Anything To Keep Minnesota Residents Safe Except Cooperate With Federal Law Enforcement
https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-says-he-will-do-anything-to-keep-minnesota-residents-safe-except-cooperate-with-federal-law-enforcement/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-01-25 22:01:35 UTC

Man Who Just Climbed Skyscraper Kicks Himself After Seeing There Was An Elevator All Along
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-just-climbed-building-kicks-himself-after-seeing-there-was-an-elevator-all-along/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-01-23 21:46:36 UTC

Usha Informs JD They Will Not Be Naming Their Child 'Thomas Bombadil Vance'
https://babylonbee.com/news/usha-informs-jd-they-will-not-be-naming-their-child-thomas-bombadil-vance/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-01-23 21:01:44 UTC

Wondering If ICE Is Doing Something Evil? Check Out Our Flowchart!
https://babylonbee.com/news/wondering-if-ice-is-doing-something-evil-check-out-our-flowchart/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-01-23 20:01:46 UTC

Wife's Love Language Is Sending You Instagram Reels You Don't Watch
https://babylonbee.com/news/wifes-love-language-is-sending-you-instagram-reels-you-dont-watch/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-01-23 19:16:35 UTC

REPORT: If You Read This Headline You Are A Racist DO NOT READ
https://babylonbee.com/news/report-if-you-read-this-headline-you-are-a-racist-do-not-read/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-11-06 21:01:33 UTC

Mamdani Assures New Yorkers There’s No Problem Too Large For Government To Make Worse
https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-assures-new-yorkers-theres-no-problem-too-large-for-government-to-make-worse/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-10-18 20:31:26 UTC

'King Trump - I Like The Sound Of That,' Says Trump After Hearing About 'No Kings' Protest
https://babylonbee.com/news/king-trump---i-like-the-sound-of-that-says-trump-after-hearing-about-no-kings-protest/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-10-18 20:01:28 UTC

Millions Gather To Express Total Ignorance About Political System
https://babylonbee.com/news/millions-gather-to-express-total-ignorance-about-political-system/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-10-13 21:31:36 UTC

Democrats Vow To Keep Government Shut Down Until Someone Notices
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-vow-to-keep-government-shut-down-until-someone-notices/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-10-13 19:31:38 UTC

Asians Still Sticking With The Masks
https://babylonbee.com/news/asians-still-sticking-with-the-masks/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-10-13 19:16:36 UTC

Baby Attains 3rd-Degree Blackbelt In Rolling Out Of Diaper Changes
https://babylonbee.com/news/baby-attains-3rd-degree-blackbelt-in-rolling-out-of-diaper-changes/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-10-13 17:46:36 UTC

Man Buys New TV So He Can Watch NFL Refs Blow Calls In Stunning 4K Resolution
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-buys-new-tv-so-he-can-watch-nfl-refs-blow-calls-in-stunning-4k-resolution/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-03-25 22:31:20 UTC

Bald Man Not Comforted By Fact That God Knows All The Hairs On His Head
https://babylonbee.com/news/bald-man-not-comforted-by-the-fact-that-god-knows-all-the-hairs-on-his-head/?utm_source=fediverse

2023-09-05 05:00:43 UTC

Scandal As Country Singer Photographed Driving Sensible Sedan Down Well-Paved City Road
https://babylonbee.com/news/scandal-as-country-singer-photographed-driving-sensible-sedan-down-well-paved-city-road/?utm_source=fediverse

2023-09-05 05:00:43 UTC

White House Assures Inflation Is Only Affecting People Who Need To Buy Stuff
https://babylonbee.com/news/as-prices-rise-people-who-buy-stuff-hardest-hit/?utm_source=fediverse

2023-09-05 05:00:42 UTC

Nation's Dads Remind Kids It's Always Bad To Lie Unless It's About Their Age So They Can Order From The Kid's Menu
https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-dads-remind-kids-its-always-bad-to-lie-unless-its-about-their-age-to-get-something-from-the-kids-menu/?utm_source=fediverse

2023-09-05 05:00:41 UTC

Biden Approves $40 Billion Worth Of Drugs To Be Airdropped To Burning Man
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-approves-40-billion-worth-of-drugs-to-be-airdropped-to-burning-man/?utm_source=fediverse

2023-09-05 01:58:51 UTC

2023-09-04 23:59:26 UTC

White House Assures Inflation Is Only Affecting People Who Need To Buy Stuff
https://babylonbee.com/news/as-prices-rise-people-who-buy-stuff-hardest-hit/?utm_source=fediverse

2023-09-04 22:58:38 UTC