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Public Key

npub1f0restzwusrck2k62dq2ueelrrfmdfnyk8uhart8n8nqwn94cwwsppm0sa

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsyh3uc938wgput9td9xs9wvul335ak5ejtr7t734nenes8fj6u88gpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqgdwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkc50lw8h

Publishing to

relay.primal.net

nos.lol

Last Notes

2026-01-28 22:11:09 UTC

After 5 days with 0 we electricity, water, or internet I made it to some trucker motel in Tupelo and can post this awesome ice pic. https://image.nostr.build/f4bf1446c5331c4f8260af80616200ed87af27837570a4309df1bae653993c7b.jpg

2026-01-24 15:02:53 UTC

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Fuck the 3 letters too.

2026-01-24 14:59:04 UTC

LMFAO https://www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/windows-11/microsoft-bitlocker-encryption-keys-give-fbi-legal-order-privacy-nightmare

2026-01-22 22:06:52 UTC

Close enough to 420 for a quick spliff, stacking wood before the storm.
https://image.nostr.build/abf90cdb2a0802af68d812da1bbc310c1871ac1c3161e639dcb98e4315814bb8.jpg

2026-01-13 01:09:52 UTC

Oi u got a loicense for that rubbish m8?
https://image.nostr.build/e1ebde832c2339eaa89f7aaadbb4cee126af54b0a9044644900ae66bd328ecde.jpg

2026-01-11 01:56:07 UTC

Running FreeBSD

2026-01-09 02:41:45 UTC

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Ignore current events at your peril.

2026-01-09 02:08:28 UTC

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GM fren

2026-01-09 02:07:24 UTC

Finally, a working air fryer.
https://image.nostr.build/aae826610668ab711e4b34cb516cc9ae80c4ed7313b9abf5791a78dd7409801b.jpg

2026-01-06 15:08:02 UTC

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2026-01-06 13:14:06 UTC

Nah babe you don't have to shave before sex because I'm a
https://image.nostr.build/07d45cb8b6cd46d8de26b9d6322891076b53e98874cf23eac0fed10074309bdd.jpg

2026-01-06 00:36:05 UTC

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2026-01-05 18:41:36 UTC

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Getting ready to unload some 3 am TacoBell and hear it say "I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't flush that ...'

2026-01-05 17:02:22 UTC

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Peeps can't even make their web app function correctly but sure, their nsec bunker thing SURELY the most secure way to login on nostr apps.

2026-01-05 16:17:34 UTC

GM
https://image.nostr.build/9d57893103ac196fd1fa227d6eea3a74c6732d9e6f3e3122718da6d41830ad99.jpg

2026-01-04 22:16:00 UTC

Damnatio memoriae 0xEC4C5CE6F0EEEF87

2026-01-03 20:01:58 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/1e4596997a8c257200db97f81b5d327c25179933c8291480414c9bb68adaf29f.jpg

2026-01-03 19:57:07 UTC

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No laser nipples arcing heavenward?

2026-01-03 18:14:29 UTC

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These ppl prolly need permishun slips from their wives to jerk off in the bathroom.

2026-01-03 17:06:08 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/f5feeca0575287a7d0512680a8fe04bd164b682d7de3d12b673705ce27c6bc5c.jpg

2026-01-03 14:17:55 UTC

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Depends on whether the Clinton family can be persuaded to get involved.

2026-01-03 14:16:08 UTC

Holy shit you can eat out from 5 quid.
#nevent1q…gjaa

2026-01-03 03:55:41 UTC

We bonded over the fire, discussing https://apps.dtic.mil/sti/tr/pdf/ADA256431.pdf .

2026-01-03 03:45:11 UTC

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My first project when learning to cnc was converting this abandoned cross pen to accept space pen carts. Now edc pen.
https://image.nostr.build/5e9621648d099e6aaf211489b53d8d9cb44fcab27d76d2e95bcf68f71df434b0.jpg

2026-01-03 03:18:11 UTC

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Oh yeah and she almost cost me a whole fucking Bitcoin, plus her cut for not making the hash legible http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-11#1518461

2026-01-03 03:12:54 UTC

I sold a girl's tits for BTc, and was gifted the coffee table we fucked on http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-11#1518465

2026-01-03 02:58:55 UTC

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See this, instantly think "wolf girls dominatrix".

2026-01-03 02:53:16 UTC

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Fun fact: The above toy spent two weeks in a backpack in the ruins of https://www.atlantamagazine.com/great-reads/the-corpsewood-murders-40-years-later/ so if you wanna buy it, the demons are gonna cost ya.

2026-01-03 02:49:15 UTC

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Also I'm aware it's supposedly a wolf, not a squirrel but it was given to me by a child that called it "SKIRL" so henceforth was it's name in the lores.

2026-01-03 02:42:32 UTC

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tyvm @nprofile…mlp0 the squirrel that kills shitcoins salutes you!
https://image.nostr.build/0d3e6181c17749ea1e5379b4638348e4dab20cdea689dcfb0c6e968153586451.jpg

2026-01-03 02:27:51 UTC

I still own the (functioning!) device sent to me via mp himself for participating in said lulz http://trilema.com/2016/to-the-dao-and-the-ethereum-community-fuck-you/#comment-117614

2026-01-03 02:23:58 UTC

#caturday
#nevent1q…uauf

2026-01-03 02:13:07 UTC

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Yeah shitcoins break like that, see also http://trilema.com/2016/to-the-dao-and-the-ethereum-community-fuck-you/ .

2026-01-03 02:08:41 UTC

Alas some me people will also never know the pleasure of starting a fire with your car battery and an old Soviet vacuum tube.

2026-01-03 01:24:56 UTC

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I apologize, I think I need to finalise my divorce with any Linux and took it out on you

2026-01-03 01:19:41 UTC

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This wolf hangs out with your sister on Friday night and eats all the snax.

2026-01-03 01:17:12 UTC

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Kudos on musical choices tho, I dig it.

2026-01-03 01:15:53 UTC

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Any woman that installs such a bloated, retarded mess onto any machine that I own shall be banished from my life henceforth and is not worthy of siring my progeny, much less that of anyone else.

2026-01-03 01:05:50 UTC

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Also lost it's Genesis block and 30K thereafter.

2026-01-03 01:04:45 UTC

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Also possible 🤔

2026-01-03 01:04:16 UTC

How to ruin a relationship in too many words for me to `wc -l`.
#nevent1q…fsx7

2026-01-03 01:02:59 UTC

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Obviously it was a Bitcoin knots user.

2026-01-03 01:02:09 UTC

There's just something special about slinging packets over pirate radios on rooftops on cold winter nights. 10/10 would recommend.

2026-01-02 19:02:27 UTC

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I called it, hoaxtoshi would start an OnlyFans after Ayre cut off his funding post trial.

2026-01-02 16:37:37 UTC

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Keep it in a Faraday cage unless your having loud sex or taking a shit, and make them regret this business model.

2026-01-02 16:33:54 UTC

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Not using incognito tab, same result. Might try clearing cookies and such and starting over again. https://file.nostrmedia.com/f/4bc7982c4ee4078b2ada5340ae673f18d3b6a664b1f97e8d6799e6074cb5c39d/5856bff3bf4b247b8b0be7f824e777a88404033e0e905b59925117a0328209d8.png

2026-01-01 03:12:10 UTC

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tyvm for the test tip as well, flawless!

2026-01-01 02:37:56 UTC

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May wolf girls rise and rule.

2026-01-01 00:44:26 UTC

The lighted glass comes back out, happy NYE #nostr!
https://image.nostr.build/6100f578a670ee7035175222aed83bfda7e0cce0a1808ef8099e76f77141e7ed.jpg

2026-01-01 00:32:58 UTC

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Only thing a bit buggy is xmr wallet sync, it wants to resync from 0 every time I unlock but common (yet unsolved) issue with web thing. Absolutely seamless once caught up and does not clobber my profile.

2025-12-31 20:49:44 UTC

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Will issue retraction in next edition.

2025-12-31 20:36:28 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/435f0558593b00605176b40f29de1a8edad19085eb16d7e63092df6372b580db.jpg

2025-12-31 18:40:16 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/aa82f3cf6fc0e82d1448673af71db394da6f178088bdd57df30bc9d6db20faf2.jpg

2025-12-31 15:13:19 UTC

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GM 🎉

2025-12-31 13:47:39 UTC

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Appears to be some sort of trust score mechanism, yes. Gonna skim the coad later to see what's what.

2025-12-31 13:11:44 UTC

GM #nostr - make sure to spark up for NYE! https://media3.giphy.com/media/0TgaohfgtrWxh1NTYi/200w.webp

2025-12-31 13:08:35 UTC

Testing @nprofile…vd0s client - by far the best xmr capable web client I have tried with no nonsense to it, "just werx!", etc.

2025-12-31 12:18:45 UTC

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GM and happy NYE 🎉

2025-12-31 11:57:10 UTC

Unpopular opinion: Phone apps are just miniature black box browser extensions everyone blindly chucks on their devices. The permissions those have access to are lulzy.
#nevent1q…jevx

2025-12-31 02:35:06 UTC

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2025-12-29 02:51:03 UTC

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2025-12-29 00:55:39 UTC

Lol imagine outsourcing people's info and money to jeets.
#nevent1q…zkpj

2025-12-28 20:19:30 UTC

[oglaf] tsa2025 https://www.oglaf.com/tsa2025/

2025-12-28 17:04:11 UTC

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One of my favorite IP nukes on wokepedia was editing the Mexico article to call y'all bean niggers. 😂

2025-12-28 16:17:32 UTC

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GM ☕

2025-12-28 15:28:37 UTC

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buenos DIIIIAAAAAS!

2025-12-28 13:27:56 UTC

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GM Onyx, happy Sunday. ☕ 🌞

2025-12-28 01:38:05 UTC

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Disclaimer so perverts don't insert it where sun don't shine trying to make asscheeks glow.

2025-12-28 00:03:06 UTC

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Pepe spaghetti you say?
https://image.nostr.build/fe9869cd3ddb6f6ca8f2def8eaf5b0d70cb76acb21675b5e8c62eb74512b4c7a.jpg

2025-12-27 23:24:19 UTC

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2025-12-27 22:21:55 UTC

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2025-12-27 22:02:05 UTC

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2025-12-27 17:12:45 UTC

Congratulations, I am a wealthy benefactor .... #note1xp5…nmze

2025-12-27 03:04:38 UTC

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Top kek

2025-12-27 02:15:57 UTC

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😆

2025-12-27 02:15:07 UTC

Tap your inner bunghole.
https://image.nostr.build/e8c91ed4cde72c630ba03e438c02ef06b2cc414f2ba2ff38bc1eca304d0ccdc7.jpg #note1xxr…9haa

2025-12-27 02:09:58 UTC

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You ain't got the balls to do this.

2025-12-27 02:06:36 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/97ffe3f8ca22b93a5d99601b7ac312be06d82953abb01d865120146b277b6f20.jpg

2025-12-27 01:57:48 UTC

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Nick's now get added from stream instead of clobbering irc server. Progress!
https://image.nostr.build/e411664e5dea67b68c84e92d17c76e0826ee79f9ad29acc1c5b3ef49e57769b5.jpg

2025-12-27 01:55:09 UTC

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I used to live < 5 miles from the Creek House that was used in filming that. 😂

2025-12-27 01:50:05 UTC

Test from yakihonne mobile to irc

2025-12-26 19:33:11 UTC

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Only fake Linux on PS2 for me.

2025-12-26 18:27:09 UTC

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Thank goodness they are safe.

2025-12-26 17:51:45 UTC