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Last Notes

2026-02-04 16:20:45 UTC

Not dead yet

2025-11-25 20:50:51 UTC

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😉

2025-11-25 19:51:06 UTC

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Pineapple is a glorious topping, and I won't let you diminish it like this

2025-11-25 12:58:21 UTC

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Always happy to be included in these 😂🫡

2025-11-21 01:38:07 UTC

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No let me win.

2025-11-21 01:31:09 UTC

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Yo, stop going around beating people. It's not cool!

2025-11-20 10:33:16 UTC

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Nostr is so back!

2025-11-04 20:01:02 UTC

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It never does

2025-11-04 11:14:34 UTC

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God bless the bots

2025-11-04 09:53:41 UTC

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2025-10-19 01:35:42 UTC

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I don't know who any of these people are. But is Sliwa a Russian general?

2025-10-03 11:52:51 UTC

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Those darn drones

2025-09-18 11:30:07 UTC

Normal by definition is average, and the average person is ugly, broke, fat and cruel
#note19ck…yj0u

2025-09-18 11:27:12 UTC

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Based on my limited chart reading skills. The target is ∞

2025-09-08 05:59:12 UTC

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Hell thread never dies, it just hibernates

2025-08-28 13:33:08 UTC

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Literally everyone in the world has been ass reamed by fiat. Expect for maybe 50 people who control it.

2025-08-14 06:55:07 UTC

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That's me!
https://image.nostr.build/4479a3cb6c2b85aaad442693622ccf16b323ceb6e11f61444b7efb62529d3a12.jpg

2025-07-30 09:24:02 UTC

Non alcoholic wine is just grape juice.
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2025-07-25 21:50:02 UTC

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80,000 coins were bought! Let's send it!

2025-07-25 01:58:21 UTC

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Great place. Plenty of bears!

2025-07-25 01:57:31 UTC

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I could eat

2025-07-25 00:51:18 UTC

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Should have made him a bear. Way better than a cat

2025-07-23 13:03:43 UTC

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Why not wait until 1,420,690?

2025-07-23 12:41:22 UTC

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Yay thanks doctor.

2025-07-23 12:22:52 UTC

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May I please watch? I ask nicely

2025-07-23 12:21:51 UTC

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I'm more interested in the number of bears

2025-07-23 01:33:15 UTC

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Oh hi friends, it's been a minute

2025-07-19 09:59:07 UTC

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2025-07-04 10:45:57 UTC

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Got milk?

2025-06-24 13:54:22 UTC

Steak

2025-06-22 09:48:34 UTC

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Solid effort from the team! 👏👏

2025-06-22 09:48:02 UTC

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Hello friend

2025-06-21 11:56:21 UTC

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I've played in 38c and it sucked bad. Would have paid $100 for a Slurpee at half time.

2025-06-21 11:51:15 UTC

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I've been listening to a lot of Gareth recently. Elise and end of days are vibing hard atm!

2025-06-21 11:49:31 UTC

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We like saturdays

2025-06-21 11:49:11 UTC

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Driving or as a passenger?

2025-06-18 11:33:41 UTC

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Damn

2025-06-18 11:30:04 UTC

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Can confirm

2025-06-05 11:04:26 UTC

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That's a hard truth!

2025-05-27 09:48:11 UTC

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Were you really though?

2025-05-26 08:58:19 UTC

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Oh hell no

2025-05-25 12:51:24 UTC

Zaps are back baby!
#note1sxn…ree6

2025-05-25 12:30:01 UTC

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I like bitcoin

2025-05-24 11:20:47 UTC

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Clothes, so many clothes

2025-05-19 12:04:24 UTC

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Ooooooooooooo tax is theft.

2025-05-15 12:41:22 UTC

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Wazzzz up hell threaders

2025-05-15 12:39:55 UTC

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If ...

2025-05-15 12:38:43 UTC

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https://youtu.be/7xdi-QDMdW0?si=tYknjQzt52rLlBCs

2025-05-15 12:37:16 UTC

GM favorite humans

2025-05-03 11:21:17 UTC

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Actually good question

2025-04-23 12:26:56 UTC

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Competitors? They're bringing shit to a chocolate festival

2025-04-21 14:22:31 UTC

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Shitcoins are designed to steal _____ from you

2025-04-21 14:12:03 UTC

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They could just filter out those words before running the inference. Maybe I should get paid $1M in advisory fees.

2025-04-21 08:26:43 UTC

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Nobody

2025-04-21 08:23:58 UTC

King of the pedos is dead

2025-04-17 11:24:48 UTC

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GM Europeans

2025-04-12 09:54:02 UTC

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I'm in my 40's and still aim at the skid marks when taking a piss. GN hell thread.

2025-04-12 09:52:58 UTC

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Freeze their bank accounts

2025-04-09 22:39:46 UTC

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What can I get with 21,000 sats?
Do you allow for menu alterations?

2025-04-09 01:45:35 UTC

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Lucky you then

2025-04-08 22:59:25 UTC

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Is it you?

2025-04-07 11:56:50 UTC

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GM

2025-04-07 11:20:35 UTC

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Haha

2025-04-07 11:16:51 UTC

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I totally expected this to be a shocked Pikachu

2025-04-06 13:23:27 UTC

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That'd be sweet

2025-04-06 13:21:10 UTC

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Have you tried turning the lights on? Might make it easier to find yourself

2025-04-06 13:13:57 UTC

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Who's trying to kill who here!? We should all be Nostr friends, no killing

2025-04-06 12:42:26 UTC

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True, but do we have to stop scrolling Nostr when the budget is exhausted

2025-04-06 12:38:33 UTC

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We live on!

2025-04-04 14:01:34 UTC

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I only eat it fresh, straight out of the river.

2025-04-04 14:00:47 UTC

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Yep

2025-04-04 13:36:18 UTC

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HANK TOUGH hell threaders only a few more years left of this thread

2025-04-04 13:32:18 UTC

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It's the salmon that gets you, trust me

2025-04-04 13:28:02 UTC

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HANK TOUGH

2025-04-04 13:23:09 UTC

Who the fuck is Hank?!
https://image.nostr.build/1494b212ac065d0d21c4b4fb85ba6050634c0aec744e8e6b03c5cdcef920d7d6.jpg

2025-04-04 13:19:51 UTC

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What's all that non Bitcoin shit?

2025-04-04 13:19:00 UTC

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Did that "bird" run out of battery?

2025-04-04 13:16:58 UTC

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Memepool half full: just right

2025-04-03 12:34:40 UTC

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YAY.🐻🐻

2025-04-03 12:21:06 UTC

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What about the bears? We can share some salmon, actually scratch that I'll just eat it.

2025-04-03 11:36:37 UTC

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GM hell dwellers

2025-04-03 02:33:10 UTC

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Not raining here

2025-04-02 12:02:15 UTC

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If I wasn't on Hell Thread I would never have any notifications

2025-04-02 11:47:43 UTC

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My gym routine is all pain, no gains

2025-04-02 11:46:52 UTC

GM Nostr team

2025-04-01 09:54:59 UTC

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I assumed Bob was an AI bot anyway

2025-04-01 09:32:26 UTC

Forget Greenland, Trump needs to save Australia
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2025-04-01 09:20:40 UTC

ChatGPT just gives you instructions on bypassing their woke walls. 😆 Why even bother with the restrictions
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2025-03-24 03:19:56 UTC

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Never. Hell thread is life

2025-03-24 02:46:49 UTC

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Nostr is boring without hell threads

2025-03-23 23:44:16 UTC

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It's the smell

2025-03-23 22:14:36 UTC

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I've never paid for coffee. It's really pre easy to avoid drinking something that tastes like cat shit.

2025-03-23 11:57:08 UTC

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Nostr is so back!

2025-03-20 08:45:57 UTC

THIS GUY: FAKE NEWS
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2025-03-13 00:21:20 UTC

All the cool kids hangout on Nostr. And me apparently

2025-02-21 15:34:23 UTC

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I would totally eat that guy

2025-02-21 14:52:21 UTC

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England should have folded back in 1776

2025-02-21 14:50:45 UTC

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Yeah my little toe holds more than that

2025-02-21 14:47:48 UTC

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GM

2025-02-15 04:00:06 UTC

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Here we go!