Jelqer Skelter

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2026-02-05 23:56:00 UTC

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@nprofile…d550 they all suck, you're not missing anything

2026-02-05 17:56:15 UTC

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@nprofile…4m0l Ever since I watched that Metokur stream about reading the FBI's report on The Finders, my certainty about the world shattered

2026-02-05 17:53:24 UTC

I manifested this outcome, btw
RE: https://0.5dollah.click/objects/019c2be2-8799-9d45-3913-0d1e064ffa6a
#nevent1q…fhkf

2026-02-05 03:39:52 UTC

Is Alex Gleason still alive?

2026-02-04 04:57:03 UTC

>Epstein's password was #1island
The man really felt untouchable

2026-02-04 02:30:04 UTC

Visualizing in the mirror the man I want to become
https://0.5dollah.click/media/e8c85b6385aa218d9b1023a0fb223e2e409d622f95bfe11c2af9eb036e89b16d.png

2026-02-03 17:27:48 UTC

Band called American Niggerball

2026-01-31 06:29:07 UTC

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@nprofile…g80s guy who is very good at pissing: "Anyway, here are my thoughts about the Gaza situation..."

2026-01-13 05:08:55 UTC

Twitter can be funny sometimes
https://0.5dollah.click/media/22a648a3e7fb39dd17c6ebb26b1050e5bd71715454edc12b8a6cbddbcac66bbc.jpg

2026-01-12 03:09:31 UTC

Amazing things are happening to the youtube related videos algorithm. Reminds me of the way it worked back in 2006-2007
https://0.5dollah.click/media/28a97c2bda0f6eb20812fefdb2a37ac5ab44312ada97ef39249557a2c9d3bb72.png

2026-01-08 22:49:56 UTC

Got him
https://0.5dollah.click/media/160d8165353bd17f11a26162505a0e774dd79825969354bb10a050399e143fa0.png

2026-01-08 21:54:37 UTC

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@nprofile…4m0l you knew a network to pull that off. I am alone

2026-01-08 21:49:31 UTC

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@nprofile…4m0l i wish i knew how to extract some for myself. I don't wanna be a slave :wilted-rose-weary:

2026-01-07 23:59:04 UTC

What if Trump invoked Monroe Doctrine to take control of The Falklands next

2026-01-07 04:05:11 UTC

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@nprofile…f02u @nprofile…x4c6 they pass better than mtf but your still can tell when you notice they're about 5'1''

2026-01-02 17:11:06 UTC

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@nprofile…4m0l feed and seed

2025-10-13 15:39:35 UTC

Year of the Linux desktop tomorrow

2025-10-12 18:35:44 UTC

https://0.5dollah.click/media/92c4920606da41c5e924114f856bfb9e0bdb687963498a52f2808a116cc53699.jpg

2025-10-10 16:59:40 UTC

Social media guy who gets replaced by an LLM and nobody notices

2025-10-10 03:13:27 UTC

Incredible news today
https://0.5dollah.click/media/f16c863cab240d48235db1057760cbea83525794b566fa664a9f6b1fae850bd7.jpg

2025-10-08 15:00:30 UTC

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@nprofile…5dmj
https://0.5dollah.click/media/243491323a6e3d69bcb4164f121ba43783e20cb880e7db58f8780bfe0be02fcd.jpg

2025-10-07 01:26:07 UTC

Timeline is very chinese rn

2025-10-06 22:59:07 UTC

Guy that puts on a condom when he fucks a fleshlight

2025-10-06 22:36:55 UTC

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@nprofile…5dmj his next message says: and start licking them

2025-10-06 21:54:15 UTC

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@nprofile…h4yc @nprofile…kwkp update on this?

2025-10-06 21:04:20 UTC

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@nprofile…fjqm colombia also does this
https://0.5dollah.click/media/9e199e74f34f1a8d6ce9a9481ae766631ec3a3073ed2da37451f4c80cdf7d8df.jpg

2025-10-06 16:52:03 UTC

AI take my job NOW!
I'M TIRED
I'M FED UP
I WANT TO BE NEET 'TILL DIE

2025-10-06 16:18:50 UTC

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@nprofile…75kp you don't wanna get one?
Also you could use you phone as one

2025-10-06 04:35:35 UTC

post chode

2025-10-06 03:02:35 UTC

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@nprofile…5dmj @nprofile…fjqm siri is flat chested confirmed

2025-10-06 02:17:24 UTC

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@nprofile…9uhu 4 is considered the best one

2025-10-06 01:40:30 UTC

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@nprofile…grcp I like how all of these end with him missing the landing lol

2025-10-05 18:12:29 UTC

I see clubcyberia has gotten politispergs of their own

2025-10-05 17:55:06 UTC

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@nprofile…6g30 1) fiverr
2) cold approach: contact someone who could be your client and offer your services with a proposal

2025-10-04 21:31:28 UTC

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@nprofile…5dmj crab going through his normgroid arc

2025-10-04 18:53:07 UTC

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@nprofile…grcp this one's real however. As you can see, there's no watermark
https://0.5dollah.click/media/678f1d3374be3f1da280f2445add0d19260578baaf8159af5562ad12c5b689c5.mp4

2025-10-04 18:35:50 UTC

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@nprofile…grcp nigga, there's a Sora AI watermark on the whole video

2025-10-04 17:44:54 UTC

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@nprofile…307h @nprofile…yg20 yes you do
You should've picked your own cotton yt
You should've never freed them niggas yt
Now suffer the wrath of a thousand Shaniquas

2025-10-04 15:05:12 UTC

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@nprofile…h6f2 found the context
https://0.5dollah.click/media/949d047b5d69675870ce03cf9ba2fe5d4d05ab656318d00fd8aa02c89ecf46e7.jpg

2025-10-03 18:58:31 UTC

Joining the IDF in hopes I can get my hands on Greta Thunberg

2025-10-03 18:57:30 UTC

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@nprofile…75kp we are truly missing out 😔

2025-10-01 22:08:51 UTC

The government shut down that means rape is legal
Have fun

2025-10-01 22:05:48 UTC

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@nprofile…m06r
https://0.5dollah.click/media/6cfaabbdd91c48abe86004f9574683395bc79ac60ae7dc609d503a711394b0f5.jpg

2025-10-01 04:45:44 UTC

In 10 years, you'll see big pig on the news and being a symbol associated with radicalization

2025-10-01 04:43:32 UTC

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@nprofile…9uhu who is this character? 🤔

2025-09-30 18:02:30 UTC

Gluten-free penis

2025-09-30 03:49:47 UTC

You are now manually experiencing testicular torsion

2025-09-30 02:56:52 UTC

Rentoids are getting raped out there
https://0.5dollah.click/media/35735e47c4f3dcf3b6aaeb0da69e13dd936f8e127e16a54e01e51e403a7ea84c.jpg

2025-09-10 05:28:44 UTC

what if it was all a dream
https://0.5dollah.click/media/cb839b91556984b36b880db1b5e1e2e4521a8a4c25b7062126a5d336e7d65183.webp

2025-09-10 01:10:10 UTC

I give up. Found other interesting tidbits from his past but not the thing I was looking for.
You've been gnomed
https://0.5dollah.click/media/ee78578e78035f4186a73a10f7ac47c623d568eee3e97b9cc725a1b4d2938e99.mp4

2025-09-09 23:42:56 UTC

What the FUCK has he done to his website?!
https://alexgleason.me

2025-09-09 17:31:05 UTC

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@nprofile…wj4k considering Arduinos are baby's first microcontroller, it's expected

2025-09-09 16:13:56 UTC

Gamer's Nexus documentary about the Chinese GPU black market is back online
https://youtu.be/1H3xQaf7BFI?si=_2caOVEpGxbskdYC

2025-09-07 06:55:33 UTC

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@nprofile…fjqm @nprofile…5dmj most changes the auto industry implements are to fuck with people and they just dress it as a good thing. On the rare cases a change is beneficial, they fight it to death

2025-09-07 06:38:17 UTC

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@nprofile…5dmj @nprofile…fjqm It can be done, I remember a video of two guys stealing a bwm with a big ass antenna to clone the code from the owner's keyfob

2025-09-07 06:29:01 UTC

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@nprofile…fjqm @nprofile…5dmj mascot for drunk driving

2025-09-05 02:45:08 UTC

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@nprofile…6g30 @nprofile…msu3 boobs swell, voice pitch gets higher, and pupils dilate. You likely won't notice unless you spend a lot time around with them (you know, like living with your wife)

2025-09-03 21:27:10 UTC

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@nprofile…6g30 you, the reader

2025-09-03 00:06:06 UTC

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
https://0.5dollah.click/media/c0a3d1e35f12b8e2ea442c180a05379a0f87bcdc79aec04506ba491d902b6098.png

2025-08-30 22:28:38 UTC

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@nprofile…6g30 it's so over it never began

2025-08-26 04:55:19 UTC

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@nprofile…5dmj >no they are okay with massive, shocking age gaps. Like 10/15 years apart.
Really? I've seen the opposite in terms of age gaps acceptance. They're super critical of anyone who dates outside their own generation.
>I don't understand how you could form a relationship like that
I also don't see this being an issue, tbh. Maybe when you're talking about an adult and a teenager, but when they're both adults I've seen them managing to align goals/ambitions and interests rather well.

2025-08-26 03:49:52 UTC

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@nprofile…5dmj you mean their belief that anything 2 years younger than them is pedophilia?

2025-08-26 02:40:03 UTC

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@nprofile…4977 what are posts on PigSky called?

2025-08-25 16:17:33 UTC

https://0.5dollah.click/media/e1064873db9dee2b5573d1a9384e46b7dcbd475aa19a82c19a36cd8720e16df6.jpg

2025-08-25 04:22:31 UTC

I like the intro to Enter Sandman but the rest of the song is kinda meh

2025-08-25 03:14:42 UTC

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@nprofile…3j8n @nprofile…6g30 https://newreleases.io/project/github/craftablescience/VPKEdit/release/v5.0.0.1

2025-08-25 02:13:54 UTC

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@nprofile…5dmj https://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/apps/valve/Valve_NewEmployeeHandbook.pdf

2025-08-25 02:11:27 UTC

Read Valve's Handbook for New Employees today and I can safely say I'd never get hired at Valve

2025-08-24 22:10:41 UTC

First, they force the auto-dubs in videos, now they're adding AI filters on videos. What the fuck is wrong with youtube?

2025-08-24 19:10:07 UTC

https://0.5dollah.click/media/39bc454ad210bd98e38788473249e80a976fac7402431c6ead1c69e29f58ac42.mp4

2025-08-24 04:36:59 UTC

Something's fishy
https://0.5dollah.click/media/bee704d34d57b20a54d40d6aa862610207c3aea54641b564c9c041a686647f70.png

2025-08-20 18:23:12 UTC

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@nprofile…gx4l @nprofile…37qd she's been in office for two years or so dude, lol

2025-08-20 18:20:51 UTC

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@nprofile…gx4l @nprofile…37qd looks like italian pm, giorgia meloni

2025-08-20 18:17:32 UTC

Today in gay retarded progressivism (redundant): Telling people not to eat on public transit is fascism

2025-08-19 17:28:33 UTC

Wikijannies on suicide watch
https://www.piratewires.com/p/wikipedia-loses-major-eu-speech-battle
https://0.5dollah.click/media/08b2e6663aa2aa5ab3eae4563c83bc35965ba4d0c962e4839ad26e9cf10dded7.jpg

2025-08-19 14:10:25 UTC

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@nprofile…ktpc for me, the funniest part about this is that I've been never seen the original

2025-08-18 21:17:04 UTC

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@nprofile…9uhu he's telling you no one is grooming him rn wink wink

2025-08-18 15:18:51 UTC

Zoomers are mangling the english language beyond recognition lmao
https://0.5dollah.click/media/3e74de90ba4a4d027b717b656bceb12faa7f3e551d0c43f9418cb37620665e9a.jpg

2025-08-18 04:50:36 UTC

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@nprofile…azjd @nprofile…gu4k niggers are pretty aware of corn starch actually. They eat it right out of the tin
https://0.5dollah.click/media/36e2f489b17c7985c7572c22b1f656229cc02cfabc1dd620b4954c1df096e39a.jpg

2025-08-18 04:38:28 UTC

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@nprofile…zwas at least learn to draw on it so it feels like less of a retarded purchase

2025-08-17 16:51:12 UTC

Skibidi toilet was 2 years ago
https://0.5dollah.click/media/8492530b1839b33f53034116a06ab4a153d3652f1de4e7d65fc21f11162aec27.jpg

2025-08-17 14:49:16 UTC

Google is working hard at making their reverse image search completely useless, I see.

2025-08-17 04:28:20 UTC

Reading the entry for the 13th on your blog and I wanted to tell you the reason you can't find the original tweet is because the account was suspended @nprofile…75kp
https://0.5dollah.click/media/ec78cda1d2564dcc4f967e1dff8c6b138a994cd14793e07899264cc047dad4a2.png

2025-08-16 03:09:04 UTC

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@nprofile…u78h hot take: competitive games fucking suck and hackers ruining them for everyone is a good thing

2025-08-14 03:49:11 UTC

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@nprofile…5dmj why? What stole you eepy?

2025-08-14 03:43:48 UTC

Trying to redpill women on the tranny problem on twitter
How's your night going?

2025-08-13 23:59:02 UTC

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@nprofile…m54e you mean :pilk: in your instance?
https://0.5dollah.click/media/31a397ec3fac54e75940c7efae4f2fc0b64400ca56dd7e5f8fd10f3c0d883208.gif

2025-08-13 18:32:10 UTC

The duty to fat shame needs to be written on every nation's constitution

2025-08-13 16:20:11 UTC

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@nprofile…5dmj what about Graf algorithms 🤔

2025-08-13 16:19:24 UTC

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@nprofile…75kp I asked grok to give ideas to "grift like Ian Miles Cheong" and gave me this:
1. AI Ethics Backlash: Post contrarian takes like “AI ethics is a scam to control innovation” or “AI is the new religion for woke techies.” Share viral clips of AI mishaps or overhyped promises to stir debate. Engage with both tech bros and traditionalists to amplify reach.
2. Post-Climate Hysteria: Push posts like “Climate doomers are wrong—humans always adapt” or “Green policies are fleecing the middle class.” Highlight local adaptation success stories or call out corporate greenwashing. Avoid generic eco-preaching; focus on contrarian spins.
3. Decentralized Education Movements: Post about “Why schools are failing Gen Z” or “Public education is indoctrination—parents are fighting back.” Share viral stories of alternative education successes or teacher controversies. Stir debate by questioning institutional motives.
4. Digital Nomad Backlash: Post “Digital nomads are ruining local economies” or “Remote work is a lie for most people.” Share stories of failed nomad ventures or local pushback in places like Bali. Stir controversy by framing it as elites vs. locals.
I personally think 4 could work

2025-08-11 02:20:19 UTC

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@nprofile…5gdn you're too late girl, jeff cliff is taken

2025-08-11 02:05:11 UTC

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@nprofile…6g30 to what?

2025-08-10 23:26:54 UTC

https://0.5dollah.click/media/59b9e5a1beae85af6d1ea55a3cbb1634579ddac6a14fb72fe51b925510accc1d.jpg

2025-08-10 20:17:16 UTC

Why are niggas compelled to add baby-like and high pitched vocals to their music
https://0.5dollah.click/media/53f1cf5367c29b19bb7222efa09587fa5988c47afef9cd47cbcc2bbd8a8a4080.jpg

2025-08-10 16:41:53 UTC

Is your child born yet @nprofile…p6et ?

2025-08-10 16:35:44 UTC

Revolver tomorrow

2025-08-10 16:26:57 UTC

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@nprofile…5dmj nigga needs a jelqing machine

2025-08-10 15:03:05 UTC

GNUssy

2025-08-06 17:09:49 UTC

GNU/Windows operative system

2025-08-06 15:01:09 UTC

>advertise breast milk ice cream
>doesn't contain actual breast milk
Bankrupt these fools
https://0.5dollah.click/media/07de645d1fbd5a902d955d5288d4e3ce6d6a8e5cf63156bdc9a75ebf639a9712.jpg