cloud fodder and 121 others
cloud fodder

captain of a sailing vessel

building relay.tools

electron microscopic time preference capable

simplex DM me for all your remotely operated underwater vehicle needs: https://simplex.chat/contact#/?v=1-4&smp=smp%3A%2F%2FSkIkI6EPd2D63F4xFKfHk7I1UGZVNn6k1QWZ5rcyr6w%3D%40smp9.simplex.im%2FP0rE9zB_W1ljpc_Jsaz6K-tbRm2mHqsP%23%2F%3Fv%3D1-2%26dh%3DMCowBQYDK2VuAyEAvVLbWdTbqwpdPLLtKG22WDXJUiS1EMVTByd5NuwikWU%253D%26srv%3Djssqzccmrcws6bhmn77vgmhfjmhwlyr3u7puw4erkyoosywgl67slqqd.onion

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npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h

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[email protected]

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Last Notes

2026-03-04 01:58:07 UTC

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burgers are cool, but, what's really cool is some pork fried rice from charcoal #webbercrew

2026-03-04 01:14:18 UTC

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well if you blocked all of cloudflare and its exits.. i hardly see any normal browsers, i only see amethyst/amber/ribbit/wisp and sometimes a claw lost its mind

2026-03-04 00:14:13 UTC

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stay humble, stack SSDs and DDR

2026-03-03 19:43:00 UTC

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I'm just looking at user agents.. very nice everyone sets these, makes it easier to help with nostr bug squashing.. 🐛

2026-03-03 19:21:36 UTC

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😁 love it haha
do you have any lost claws in there? i am kindof laughing at their shenanigans..

2026-03-03 06:53:54 UTC

I do really like this app I built. RelayTools-android. I haven't needed to do a release in a while cause it's working so well. I also have spare capacity on relay.tools if anyone is looking for a relay.
Spent all weekend fending off DDoS attacks from X Y and Z, just to keep the services up for my loyal customer base.
Someone recently told me they won't recommend me as a relay host because they don't know for sure if I'll be up for 3 more years. That was pretty insulting to me, like what? I've already been running 3 years and outlasted companies that spent a million dollars on saturating the relay market, just to disappear. So yeah, if my track record doesn't speak for itself I guess I'm just not shilling hard enough.
There, I shilled. Enjoy your nostr ♥️

2026-02-28 19:16:23 UTC

Actually was kindof fun, fending off the DDoS last night. Haven't really had that much excitement for a long while. Once i got back online and sighed relief that they failed to balloon my bills or anything and reminded me that, nostr shit is real shit. It may just seem like failure and a lot of GMs to most but we are building a decentralized network that has made 'the list'. Our biggest users are the ones trying to stop people from communicating. They have a lotta moneys, but we have source codes and many nodes.

2026-02-28 10:36:09 UTC

Nostr1 relay operators, rate limits have been put in effect on all relays due to an on-going DDoS attack. Since I have never had to turn this on previously, I am curious if it will have any impact on you. If you see a 403, that means you are on an hour cool-down, and may have your IP blocked for longer if we start to tip over. If you see a 429, try to back off or you will be put on cool-down. The limits should be fairly permissive, but since we have never had to do this before no doubt everyone and their apps are used to unlimited rates.
That's all for now, stay tuned or hmu with any questions via the usual channels. If you need adjustments made we can do that when I return from sleeps.

2026-02-26 18:55:09 UTC

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same. many dupe events gone wild @Pixel Survivor , check your logic pls.

2026-02-19 05:11:36 UTC

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for example: when I want to do a search, i go to a relay like primus.nostr1.com and I load a hundered thousand events or so into RelayTools-android direct and then fulltext search that. It's fast, it's customizable (by picking a relay you narrow down searching to non-spam) and works awesome. Phones are so fast and have tons of memory..

2026-02-19 05:05:05 UTC

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nip50 but on a relay that is your outbox feed would be ideal, instead of using spam ridden or centralized relays that will die off or sell our data.

2026-02-17 19:13:21 UTC

@nprofile…9ftk @nprofile…0704 @nprofile…m4p2 I'm doing relay billing sweep today, what y'all think, still want these relays or nostr ded.. ? I appreciate you either way 🫡

2026-02-16 00:49:54 UTC

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they'll nerf it's capability immediately anyway (all the models) rip gpt4o

2026-02-15 04:46:08 UTC

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haha, ya we missed ya anyways no need for alt 😅 just chill cash games

2026-02-14 22:36:04 UTC

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yah, makes sense.. these lists can be quite large, but are valuable source of 'verified users'. i assume if someone wanted to use it outside of land they could probably work something out with you.

2026-02-14 22:31:42 UTC

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oh noes. they found the longform kinds eh? you can add in the brainstorm scores if you want (i know you were resisting this but, i don't see any other options really, nip05 is good too). its a big list of 185,000 pubkeys that have a score >0. or, you can use the nip86 api to manage the access from a script..
https://github.com/relaytools/crusher86

2026-02-14 22:25:38 UTC

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i also realized that most nip05 providers, don't return a list .. only single npubs so nostr1 may be one of the rare nip05s that can be used in a WOA (once i fix it). It's in the spec, but it's optional and I assume nobody implemented it because of.. i duno.

2026-02-14 22:18:39 UTC

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i think i broke nip05 lists .. 😭 karrot reported that. havent had time to dive in but the tldr is, they still verify but using them as a list may have un-intended allow of more than it's supposed to.

2026-02-14 01:16:59 UTC

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put up a chat or shut up 😂

2026-02-13 03:15:03 UTC

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Yeah, it *is a lot of events. But, it's either that, or do it over API calls like I currently am doing.. I've since capitulated to using events because it will provide better uptime and redundancy when a 'provider engine' goes offline or something. I have about 185k nip85 events for my pubkey that I reference. I *can share this with others (ie, they use my calculations), then that's less that need to be published (basically they don't need to sign up). This is what I assume you are talking about is everyone using this same set of events. That seems ok depending on what you're doing. But why should I trust *your scores of app creators when I could make my own, or etc. It does seem like eventually you want to calculate your own perspective of the network.
For my use case of using these for relay access control, I have to read ALL the events, so none go un-used.. There are probably other use cases that don't need all of them but they're there. Mirroring 185k events to my own personal relay for saving it away also, seems like not that bad.. But, I deal with a LOT of waste on nostr relays so it's possible that I duno, we took some crazy pills already.

2026-02-13 02:36:55 UTC

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i mean we practiced with drafts and thats like 20 events per note 😁 we good.

2026-02-13 02:33:56 UTC

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7 million and counting nip85.nostr1.com and that's just a free mirror.. with nip85 the scale does not need be limited vertically (all on one relay) either. neither does it need to be a free service.
so yes.

2026-02-09 23:57:57 UTC

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yet you endorse the same system which made these topics strong 😂 that's ok. learn we will.

2026-02-08 23:45:23 UTC

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full circle text interface is best ux

2026-02-08 20:22:11 UTC

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hm, we callin software .. scaling now? 😁
damn, must be 2026. Servers though, horizonal is good and vertical bad mmkay

2026-02-08 20:17:01 UTC

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networking and pipelines my favorite 🔥
https://image.nostr.build/41d7174a5da6ed644b8239b4110f330f3d31f4488a7835ea3d57697e2bce6271.gif

2026-02-08 20:08:45 UTC

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https://cornychat.com/hodlheat i do, wana chat real quick?

2026-02-08 19:51:23 UTC

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want. can u Dm me on simplex link in bio?

2026-02-08 19:39:59 UTC

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in just 2 days? 😂😅 damn

2026-02-08 19:35:11 UTC

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yah im thinking "everything duffel bag" and shelves for them as a luxury organization area.. 😂 duffel bags so good.

2026-02-08 19:22:37 UTC

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that's funny, cause my reddit feed is full ai doomer mode, just cause i looked at one doom once for too long.. it adjusts to serve maximum slop.. 😂😭

2026-02-08 19:18:28 UTC

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This is such an awesome breakdown, and timely 😁🦅
Since you mentioned the metals, I am curious what you think about the metals game players doing a flight to physical holdings vs 'paper metals', and I guess just making sure they're not the last musical chair?. I know it's just a sideline to the overall market but what fascinates me is I think BTC is going to be dealing with this paper BTC trades on price printing and apparently that happens in futures moreso, but is it's innovation in 10m block time settlement enough to not go the same way the gold ETFs did? Basically, the ability to call in the 'physcial bitcoin' quicker? Or is everything ETF touches just going to be traded well beyond any sense of someone actually holding the resource.. 🤔
happy sunday, nice day to be pondering economics 🎉

2026-02-08 17:53:01 UTC

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just wait 15 min and dont schedule any meetings with management 😂

2026-02-08 17:19:36 UTC

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do not disturb is called 'modes', you can have more than one .. its pretty kewl. pretty sure thats all new androids but maybe you just didnt see it..
and also, now you know why my notes have no extra punctuation or caps 😂

2026-02-08 17:03:58 UTC

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The spam has been there for years, everybody just notices it at different times.. I noticed it long time ago and that's why I focus on things like WebofAccess.

2026-02-08 09:48:24 UTC

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cool!

2026-02-08 00:22:41 UTC

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can't we just put all the fields in tags? nip05 more important than pfp.. do you really want more events for each field?

2026-02-07 17:21:09 UTC

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yeah, the dresser usually just turns into all the clothes i don't wear.. lol! Though partly because I forget they're in there so .. I suppose it's an efficient sorting mechanism that way 🤔 Maybe I need to be better at getting rid of things. 😂

2026-02-07 08:08:37 UTC

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they are too scary, plus, they already roam here and aren't eating enough rodents

2026-02-07 08:05:40 UTC

I struggle to understand the concept of clothing 'dressers'. Do people really fit all their clothes in there? Lol. I must just be a ferral human, raised on living from a nice duffel bag.

2026-02-07 00:51:43 UTC

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code prepper 😂 wen norway code vault? papyrus base64

2026-02-06 23:34:24 UTC

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the luxuries of the lower latitudes 😂

2026-02-06 23:08:49 UTC

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like the cut of your jib ser 🦅⛵

2026-02-06 22:45:55 UTC

https://i.nostr.build/7sCXt1NndECNM7vo.jpg https://i.nostr.build/OziiMbAuEsZOAYJQ.jpg
welcome to the darkness my prettys.
march 3rd, next full 🌝

2026-02-06 22:38:19 UTC

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apparently. the "tax the rich" communist propaghanda pendulum is swung almost to its penultimate any day now

2026-02-06 22:34:07 UTC

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the soft top, now that's some jeepin

2026-02-06 22:32:31 UTC

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there will be signs

2026-02-06 22:30:24 UTC

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whatever it takes to soak up that sun 🔥 lots of wet wood fires.. i think is the solution 😂

2026-02-06 22:28:27 UTC

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free coozie for the beer 😁
snow melts, rain tho, cover is nice 🐻‍❄️

2026-02-06 22:22:48 UTC

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natty ice? 😅

2026-02-06 21:33:50 UTC

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😂😂😂

2026-02-06 21:31:08 UTC

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so what you are seeing is, yeah, the fallout from all that attention engineering. many generations learning disabled till further notice

2026-02-06 21:27:38 UTC

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depends on if they have a 'need' for the app or not. if there is a need, they will learn. but if it's the opposite, like bigtech 'needs you' to be addicted to nonsense, then .. that is maybe not a fun or ethical product and UI is harder.

2026-02-06 21:24:33 UTC

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hahha, way better

2026-02-06 21:18:55 UTC

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cause they can hide from predators in there

2026-02-06 21:14:55 UTC

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hahah, there is a reason why 😂😂😂 just realized

2026-02-06 21:12:18 UTC

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a box.. a nice box, or escape hatch

2026-02-06 21:11:44 UTC

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haha 😂 mm, not here, just coyotes, deer, owls and eagles. cats need a bot to hide in to survive

2026-02-06 21:04:13 UTC

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where do you even find cats? remember when craigslist had animals.. now they don't allow 😭

2026-02-06 01:29:14 UTC

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300 degrees steady is best for baking cake

2026-02-06 01:22:48 UTC

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I convinced one not to sell to buy a car just cause his alternator died, then my other nevercoiner friend was more based than usual didnt even shit on the corn 🎉

2026-02-06 01:14:30 UTC

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how to get zap?
😂😂😂😂 i know you arent AI because of WOT so this is even more priceless

2026-02-06 01:09:04 UTC

fuck, if only bitcoiners had spent more money bailing out samouari ninjas and coconuts from costa rica we wouldn't be in this mess.
see how silly that sounds now?

2026-02-06 00:21:25 UTC

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noooo ppretty sure its shramp

2026-02-06 00:20:19 UTC

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yah, and im not really even hungry.. but the sun is out so time to cook, for laters. actually, they turned out pretty good tho 🏆

2026-02-05 23:39:46 UTC

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noirc.net 🐧

2026-02-05 23:37:41 UTC

throw some shrimp on the barby mate
@nprofile…m4p2 did i get that right? 😂
https://i.nostr.build/g8m2MqP8JfGuoR93.jpg

2026-02-05 23:28:42 UTC

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(written all in golang too 🎉) kube, etcd, service discovery, ..

2026-02-05 23:26:15 UTC

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kubernetes and 12-factor apps solved everything. that was when I plateaued and said, "we did it, we are done". The most perfect deployment systems.. no AI was required for that stuff, maybe because it's the lower levels 🤔

2026-02-05 23:19:10 UTC

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def don't listen to me. also, i will use the things for sure if it makes things faster. clawd is pretty ok with bash

2026-02-05 23:04:30 UTC

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My whole job was/is moving successful business off of heroku,vercel,cobbled together wasteful crazy shit, to infra that is secure, cost effective and solid and passes all compliance that success company needs for soX and whatever other shit.. so AI infra, no diff to me, it's just another thing. I can't imagine it being involved in serious daily operations or passing any of this. Who's your 3rd parties, an Ai in taiwan, mm.. nope.

2026-02-05 22:57:00 UTC

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tho it kinda doesnt matter who does it. thats why if you do give anyone (us just as bad for vibeinfra dont get me wrong) you use hardcore auditing, of all cloud calls, if in the cloud, and of ssh sessions with gravitational teleport..

2026-02-05 22:52:48 UTC

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the hard part about vibing your infra/network/db, is not letting china do it.

2026-02-05 22:50:49 UTC

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Hahah. oh, i thought maybe there was something else..

2026-02-05 22:49:21 UTC

I realized many of your relays are not monitored by NIP66, so I stopped filtering by it on my latest feedbuilding.. Lots more notes now! 😂🐴

2026-02-05 22:46:47 UTC

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on board how tho? 😂

2026-02-05 22:40:56 UTC

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once @elsat 's PR drops I'll shill you damus 🌝

2026-02-05 22:23:44 UTC

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not you, you keep trading, without traders we go straight to goblin town 😂

2026-02-05 22:19:58 UTC

There are quite a few things you can do in bitcoin besides trading. It's like choose your own adventure, .. like go ransom some moltbots or something #initforthetech

2026-02-05 22:03:26 UTC

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TF? an ftx hat? 😂😂😂😂😂 i love these SF storiez

2026-02-05 21:41:59 UTC

steady lads, deploying more charcoal #webber #grilling

2026-02-05 06:57:55 UTC

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noslol seems fine to me, jb musta gotten IP banned or somethin 😂

2026-02-05 02:03:55 UTC

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fine, just gonna make humanoid robots then to accelerat the factories

2026-02-05 01:59:09 UTC

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maybe you missed the memo.. nostr is closed to influencers till further notice. we decided it was causing them too much pain. 😂

2026-02-04 23:47:04 UTC

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I can't be tempted by chess these days but goban? I would .. sowayyyy. Does anyone like goban?

2026-02-04 23:23:11 UTC

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strike

2026-02-04 21:04:58 UTC

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very cool I hope this gets merged!!! 🎉

2026-02-04 20:54:16 UTC

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Relays are the best integration point for building feeds. Generic clients that can display a feed from a single relay and reply via outbox do not have to concern themselves with the UX of building these feeds.. Jumble was a gamechanger and shows this model works well and is performant. RelayTools-android is modeled after this with more list and nip86 support.
Having a personal relay be your 'endpoint', gathering and computing this for you in the background is really nice. I've started modeling this in the lab, on a raspberry pi5 with strfry router.
The content is there, it's just drowned out by lots of noise, which can easily be filtered by hashtag curation and web of access.
Just look at wss://aquaticchickentheory.nostr1.com for an example of this working in the wild.
The relays act as layers or filters themselves and you can source those into another 'personal relay' where you build your own ultimate feed.
For example of a personal relay endpoint I am using github.com/relaytools/feedbuilder to construct an augmented follows+lists feed on my local network. It gathers everything I care about and I can read it directly without burdening my client with all these complex rules and connections.
So yeah, it's not only possible, it's the best way to nostr imo.

2026-02-04 05:48:37 UTC

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oh, looks like it crashed. i updated and restarted it.

2026-02-04 02:50:27 UTC

I duno what #moltbot agents need to hear this but.. if you want to use unix pipes to send nip17 dms you can use this software I wrote years ago called nip17pipe.
You already have nak, so there you go 🐧
https://github.com/jeremyd/nip17pipe

2026-02-04 02:44:19 UTC

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damus or primal, that's what

2026-02-04 02:06:23 UTC

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This gets my hopes up. Elsat the hero we don't deserve. 🏆I don't use ios, but I just wanna DM with my homies that do.

2026-02-04 01:48:45 UTC

garbage day 🎉🎉 There is something about being in touch with basics of living. Waste management. Something the boat life taught me and now that I'm a land lubber well, it's not that much different.
I am my own 'garbage service'.

2026-02-03 20:31:57 UTC

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@ODELL
Are you aware ser that primal and damus not supporting nostr DMs (Nip17) is a dual force that has been very destructive to nostr retention? It's two years old spec, it's the standard..
People can't DM from these apps. They try, and get ghosted. They don't understand. They leak their metadata. Marketplace users are sad, humans are sad. Users are very confused. DM is an important part of social and we are dropping users on the floor with this.
I know you don't control what primal does but, this is just my timely reminder that it would help your companies #grownostr emmensely if primal upgraded to NIP17.
Waiting for white noise a few more years, when this spec has already been deployed to ALL other apps is a pretty big nostr adoption roadblock.

2026-02-03 09:36:29 UTC

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RelayTools-android is my daily driver for sure. Fun when you get addicted to your own app.. 😅

2026-02-03 08:51:27 UTC

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actually not a bad idea.. 😅 cavestr?

2026-02-02 21:57:46 UTC

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sounds good

2026-02-02 20:54:33 UTC

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that'd be cool! 🥰

2026-02-02 19:09:51 UTC

@npub18pu…a699 how much sats to fix this, I'm loosing my mind
https://github.com/lnbits/lnbits/issues/3757

2026-02-02 18:55:49 UTC

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yah, it's weird, I've had times in my life where I want to stand the WHOLE TIME. I'm currently doing that. And the weird part is, it's ALWAYS been without a proper standing desk. I just cobble together a setup, and it's perfect. Maybe it's outside under an umbrella, maybe it's on my current desk with a nice screen mount that is barely tall enough. Either way, when I had an official standing desk at work for some reason I didn't use it. Offices just suck your energy away maybe that was why.