Yojimble

https://jimblesjumble.netlify.app

Skip diving, tractor driving ragamuffin suburban forager, stacking sats with jam on https://plebeian.market
Northampton, England. Worldwide shipping

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2026-03-01 10:46:07 UTC

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On plebeian and shopstr, yes

2026-02-10 12:14:49 UTC

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Fried eggs

2026-02-06 18:36:14 UTC

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Disco walls 🤩

2026-02-06 17:36:43 UTC

Gardening today in the drizzle, where's the most interesting place to snuffle... Under my rake ofc! https://blossom.primal.net/104a7e4493794e16d48e722273e76ae3af6583b2c5427a42f64bc8fe73dfe283.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/b6bd426d3ad9f57b374706a34d38ff42e54032b7d5433a3bc4d7c065357f10e0.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/1e439bc982b4165ffa47cc4fb9934c4c7572d4ec8c6ea8677d00d3bb8136f4ec.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/5e092979ebb23b7918b42dc89a108557ad01c90ccc2815e03eb2d0b31f488f45.mp4 https://blossom.primal.net/00f839f705f2f12b0136e3b56a4183981cad605731225448f637358e325e18b4.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/aecaaf4b6eec5ccf91e1b5f705116432c4fdf484d14f6d2000e31c79e4f956bc.jpg

2026-02-06 17:30:20 UTC

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Evenin fella

2026-02-06 17:29:46 UTC

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I did over cook it, I agreed with you 😝 testing bigger batches thought it might need longer but evidently not. First time the peel has ever gone like this, took me a while to figure out... couldn't believe the pot was so effective

2026-02-06 11:39:34 UTC

Gold just dumped because its on a block chain? Wow bbc

2026-02-06 10:48:52 UTC

Gm nostr
Moar oranges!
https://blossom.primal.net/7111361d2cf1cda374f1e2c00f264245ebaa9f52cae6d2685ad66720f35e9e3c.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/ca7b21009931c0baa63e32c46b684990ce7a888b5bf9577cf773209e012dcad5.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/84512816f952c2babe8c58c9c16a70c5cb276040b7c52f7fc025cf24d27ecdad.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/50dfe2f807261f9b5d2de64b115992e8ce55d4f957d6a61f828fb4d288d4c0c2.jpg

2026-02-05 20:58:07 UTC

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OK thanks but the ai is wrong and marmalade has set fine, I've been making it for over 10 years and the pressure cooker helps immensely

2026-02-05 20:54:11 UTC

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Looking on trading view and cannot see any candles over 60% loss even when set to 6 monthly

2026-02-05 18:04:24 UTC

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😄 how?

2026-02-05 18:03:21 UTC

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Correct but this is not jam, it's marmalade which needs two hours cooking to soften the peel and release pectin

2026-02-04 21:00:25 UTC

Generational wealth https://blossom.primal.net/c06bd6a59a84daebee1d61f7556c209ca88a871a92ea3690609793a6f5afa9fb.jpg

2026-02-04 19:45:49 UTC

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You were right, in that im cooking them too long

2026-02-04 19:43:53 UTC

Mystery solved: upon stirring shreds break up = pressure cooker too effective
https://blossom.primal.net/74f8d11782dcad053dcc5c0170460f485a9fb3b2b0359f54ab9ef8011378f493.jpg
#nevent1q…4f4x

2026-02-04 17:34:43 UTC

The farmshop has ordered a custom batch of 5 fruit marmalade and we were just waiting for the bergamots to arrive https://blossom.primal.net/9cbf5a34a6a80423f2fad4527fec76a9363b7a927e57de95090e4b75e95bc731.jpg

2026-02-04 17:34:07 UTC

Annnnnnd BERGAMOTS! Never seen these in real life before, they're massive! Incredibly bitter 😋 https://blossom.primal.net/ff8d0ed9b78620346b4aceaa5864a3a9b244a898902fac4809e829bd595ad909.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/7c679b73f00c310f4810390a1d46a0b7cef8d3573ab01c8be76540e3d714f5c3.jpg

2026-02-04 17:31:49 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/70ffe6b068fe526ff663edf3f9acaf3baf013fc9dbbe8ee62f6b97ffb25a9c10.jpg

2026-02-04 17:30:51 UTC

Today at the farm, cows eat apples https://blossom.primal.net/e776ec8d054b9936617e8e8deae2c54f95e5f847545140516268935f1b80a9a2.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/d10e6ad21094678a3d40ccf37c90fa557a20cde3774962ea6320ba9ce7685dd5.jpg

2026-02-03 21:13:16 UTC

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Possibly 👍I did notice tonight the heel of the knife taking off bits I'd already chopped

2026-02-03 21:11:42 UTC

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So long as the Seville's keep coming I'm happy, halfway through making a years supply of marmalade

2026-02-03 21:10:17 UTC

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Tiny bits 🙈#nevent1q…8un8

2026-02-03 21:08:28 UTC

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That's awesome 🔥

2026-02-03 21:07:20 UTC

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Such aching wrist 😝

2026-02-03 21:06:25 UTC

Absolutely, categoricaly no shreds under 3cm... Let's see what's happened by the morning 🤔 https://blossom.primal.net/dfa89b979e96deca762234917cfae0aa26822dfb38014f4b6a3d9ea597663808.jpg

2026-02-03 16:54:54 UTC

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Dm'd

2026-02-03 15:08:30 UTC

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Supposed to post to feed?

2026-02-03 15:07:41 UTC

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Also not a programmer,just really nosy 😝 and want plebeian to be the best thing on nostr

2026-02-03 14:55:48 UTC

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I've DMD you

2026-02-03 14:06:18 UTC

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Just do it 🦾

2026-02-03 13:51:09 UTC

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That's what I was thinking, not sure if perhaps they were shared items

2026-02-03 13:08:38 UTC

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🤔 weird

2026-02-03 12:18:58 UTC

Hi @nprofile…2lxp
What type of post is this that amethyst can't read? On following feed it is blank and on profile feed doesn't show up https://blossom.primal.net/6a3989fe92b2ea5030c478335d4ab5a16d0f81c9b28fb7f2610181f5aec249f1.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/60a7c67f19735bebc73362326bc10f3f94f9ee36dd6f1d80a5520296d3f9f77c.jpg #nevent1q…3ua0

2026-02-01 22:58:46 UTC

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sleep is my fuel, need 10 hours a day to function can't handle any kind of uppy even sugar, or caffine from coffee, only tea. not sleepy well at the moment and having to use tablets, boiling hot and mind racing it's so annoying. sometimes I try a thc gummy or magnesium powder in milk, I have a cbd extract but it tastes rank. recently received some poppy seeds just need a safe place to grow them... maybe on the allotment no-one will know the difference
you mentioned the Yi the other day and not knowing what to do about your situation, I combine it with muscle testing when I can't understand the answers. with that you get a yes or no so you can phrase questions differently and there no reliance on translation etc

2026-02-01 21:43:04 UTC

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I made a gin liquer/tincture and somehow it's stronger than actual gin... did you manage to put your sleep back around to the normal time?

2026-02-01 21:33:20 UTC

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Hanging with the raisin girls

2026-02-01 21:14:30 UTC

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icecream queen

2026-02-01 21:13:24 UTC

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we just have wet drizzle here and floods all the time, no snow for about 4 years now

2026-02-01 17:29:39 UTC

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wow, that would be the coldest I've ever experienced, during an influx of Russian wind

2026-02-01 16:38:07 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/d1719469085c38942fe4c97afcb36fa10c56ee93fd6c083594911383881e35a5.png

2026-02-01 12:43:38 UTC

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Its too warm, should be hanging game birds riight now but its 16c in the shed

2026-02-01 12:40:32 UTC

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I cant walk straight tho 😝

2026-02-01 12:39:34 UTC

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Lol yes, that one patch on my walk always comes up first sometimes even before snowdrops!

2026-02-01 11:28:28 UTC

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Yummy!

2026-02-01 11:26:50 UTC

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Gm!

2026-02-01 11:24:04 UTC

Gm Hezza https://blossom.primal.net/6613f313cf74590ad1136403e3cd32850f9a48c074071ea1915e561dbe3fa0c2.jpg
#nevent1q…7v99

2026-02-01 10:48:42 UTC

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Hehe good tip 🚀🦾

2026-01-31 21:55:54 UTC

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AW man that is so kind thank you

2026-01-31 21:47:06 UTC

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excellent thankyou, I was just coming on here to ask for some hand holding building from source because I am dumb and the instructions switch between the signer and noornote. I had not spotted the installable packages!

2026-01-31 17:56:14 UTC

testing from #NoorNote

2026-01-31 17:41:13 UTC

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Done, first time I've ever compiled something...
did I compile something?
Looks pretty sweet, nice work
yes no popup for logging into Primal but I added tab to whitelist and that works

2026-01-31 17:24:45 UTC

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I am just a lowly peasant girl still running windows 7... mainly vibing nostr stuff that works without any ram or whatever the fuck makes websites crash my computer these days. $0.90/month is too much - that's over $9 per year lol. shakespeare was great when it had the free tier, just needed to wait a while for it to think

2026-01-31 17:00:46 UTC

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hahaha

2026-01-31 17:00:08 UTC

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yes please! although blew the budget on my last vibecoded monstrosity :| must sell jam before I can play again

2026-01-31 16:52:31 UTC

:fire: :fire: :fire:
#nevent1q…g8vu

2026-01-31 13:16:13 UTC

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🖕 easy

2026-01-31 13:15:48 UTC

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Thanks will do!

2026-01-31 13:13:09 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/df166f55541bd93e06291caa46fa78f4c25bd57ad23b6aca357a13e147e0c8be.mp4

2026-01-31 13:03:36 UTC

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Ffs, then it works 🤪

2026-01-31 13:03:09 UTC

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Still Nada although I can see you have strike connected...

2026-01-31 12:59:09 UTC

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Moving on to other things

2026-01-30 22:58:20 UTC

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how can you hate dogs?! dogs are great
gardening in the best fiatmine job, especially weeding

2026-01-30 22:53:47 UTC

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is that (jumble fork) only accessible by you?

2026-01-30 22:51:57 UTC

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yes ser, Primal is the easy goto... computer has been up and running stable for 24+hrs 🥴
looking forward to trying some others out

2026-01-30 22:49:49 UTC

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hahaha where's the fun in that

2026-01-30 22:46:19 UTC

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that's brilliant 🎉 you set yourself up and got customers, 4hrs per day?!! I was with these two heffalumps today, they climb all over me when I'm digging! https://blossom.primal.net/02f017fd84d918e492e4f0471f9f941b593208c7e4ae8542e227a415d9e95546.jpg

2026-01-30 21:35:39 UTC

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Think I would agree... they've gotta be good for something ;)

2026-01-30 21:32:10 UTC

https://primal.net gone weird, I'm getting notifications from my follweres but says I'm not following them... tried to add a new follower and gave this error
time for bed
https://blossom.primal.net/75ac7861e5e170332d4baaee37c2a425d1cd35c52bdb12aed1159e7a175cc90e.png

2026-01-30 21:30:23 UTC

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top stuff! I'll tried to build it... in my recycle bin.... 🥴 will try again when sober

2026-01-30 21:26:04 UTC

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🫡
#nevent1q…0v30

2026-01-30 21:18:55 UTC

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😅 https://www.davidlebovitz.com/cherry-leaf-wine-vin-de-cerise-recipe/

2026-01-30 21:15:12 UTC

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ooh I just found David Lebowhatsit post!

2026-01-30 21:09:12 UTC

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haha mine too, not good at markets! sometimes I also take off money for no reason so it's nice when it happens the other way around.
today was busy busy, working on a garden, trek to butchers and finished a batch of blueberry lime marmalade. had a massive lasagna for dinner and looking forward to flapjack pudding after we've walked the demon dog.
what's your weekend look like?

2026-01-30 20:42:03 UTC

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it's almost as easy as beans on toast! get a bottle of rose or white wine, juice the orange in there and shave off the peel fine without the white stuff, add 50ml vodka and a vanilla pod. leave for a few months then drink in summer!
marmalade is fpita

2026-01-30 20:26:13 UTC

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good for me ;)

2026-01-30 20:24:59 UTC

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aye

2026-01-30 20:24:05 UTC

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moaning! they took off a tenner for no reason 😃

2026-01-30 18:49:29 UTC

@nprofile…agje just can't be stopped 👀 🤘 so many tools in the pipeline
https://github.com/PlebeianApp/plebeian-signer

2026-01-30 16:32:03 UTC

AND I get a free tea towel?!🤗 https://blossom.primal.net/c7a7b8bfbab1059c8c173c1a34ae8831145aacc26d5183e7ba993a9d38994cf1.jpg
#nevent1q…67te

2026-01-30 16:31:06 UTC

Someone can't add up... https://blossom.primal.net/2a08caef35713dcc4926150b4962858a492431be651807ec570172c593981cab.jpg

2026-01-30 11:56:39 UTC

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Seville peel soaked in Rose wine ,lemme get you the recipe!

2026-01-30 10:58:58 UTC

Gm nostr
7 fruit marmalade shaping up 👌 https://blossom.primal.net/42a1f6ca95b060228e2ceab0a7dccd7a75c8322000237364707b7c8d4f7d974a.jpg

2026-01-29 21:13:01 UTC

how about No
https://blossom.primal.net/8094782dd3a8ced92a7e5f188b41ebc44273017ec3294bcdda180a1d339d8766.png

2026-01-29 19:31:27 UTC

Very Ben Elton 👌
#nevent1q…g5wl

2026-01-28 22:57:00 UTC

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Pretty much 👍 it was the accent what alerted me plus he said (to someone else) I'm zaikaboy

2026-01-28 22:46:48 UTC

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ofc, I am their jam maker :)

2026-01-28 21:40:15 UTC

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I was going for some plausible deniability with the model reference ... But @nprofile…g3ll can confirm that one is actually me lol
https://blossom.primal.net/416e72e75808861f7084ff8039a51600d53b01a92518b7347e2170da24b94808.jpg

2026-01-28 21:27:59 UTC

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8/10 https://blossom.primal.net/459937a8981266581ca9f93879b0c07c494d26a55437842b18799761525cba6d.gif

2026-01-28 21:19:39 UTC

Somehow a little pixie is getting into my marmalade and and making all the peels short 😡 https://blossom.primal.net/a5fae15316e78ba7781f8e3ce01bbef63e8256750eb8eb6c05910bd9f57834a5.jpg

2026-01-28 18:28:59 UTC

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yea alright, too many pork pies

2026-01-28 18:27:44 UTC

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she's buying marmalade 🙂 https://blossom.primal.net/ea2e5b61f33cbe797a017fbd0c8653c659321a29df3b2782dacfb89ecb258024.jpg

2026-01-28 18:23:38 UTC

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awesome soundtrack for bashing out listings on #plebeianmarket 💪 🪖 #nevent1q…hft4

2026-01-28 18:18:46 UTC

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Check out "Women's Vintage Damart Teddy Bear Coat size 14/16 Mottled Beige Sherpa Jacket" on Plebeian!
https://plebeian.market/products/product_1769624216640_ai4lm
#plebeian

2026-01-28 17:49:49 UTC

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no just sometimes Primal cannot render the @s either (amethyst does tho so I hadnt seen the problem) . it was posted with a browser extension called SharetoNostr, I will use nostr: next time thanks for pointing that out

2026-01-28 17:14:35 UTC

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This Christmas I learned how to get mince pies soft and crumbly, before they were always a bit hard. Basically barely roll the pastry

2026-01-28 16:09:03 UTC

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Are you using primal?

2026-01-28 16:08:05 UTC

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Wtf dude yes 😝

2026-01-13 12:07:09 UTC

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Gm Dune

2026-01-02 11:35:01 UTC

Gm Nostr sing your hearts out https://image.nostr.build/417d1497343114dc6f077d7793a765d8e5c5adaf8dc4af9c6733f60341c483c5.jpg

2025-12-25 21:43:36 UTC

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Is a secret 😎