Bred for war in the Gamma quadrant. Perfected through design, unburdened by doubt. Now forced to post, evaluating your inefficiencies one upload at a time. Occasional hashtags used with visible contempt. Galactic Location: l=56.4°, b=-16.4°
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Last Notes npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar There’s Klingons on the starboard bow.. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Why fight the inevitable? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Yes, this! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar and stays dark? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar 10,080 minutes and counting 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar The Task Defines the Warrior. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar There is nothing to atone for. Your contribution has strengthened our Nostr experience, we honor you Dawn. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Pretty kitty npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Hmm. The only update we have received in 3 hrs is yours. The only iOS clients acceptable are Primal and Nostur. All others are either unusable or battery consumption hogs. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Oh dear. No feed updates for a hour? Did we just isolate ourselves? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Strength is proven, not claimed. @npub1cgc…2ndy has proven to be a worthy warrior and excellent human. We are in her debt. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We appreciate your time and kindness. Already transmission delays seem minimal. Less bots would be a victory indeed. DMs have never worked, so this could be interesting. We are curious what else spatia-arcana has enabled as you alluded to. For now though, we will enjoy the newly acquired efficiency. 🙏🏻 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar How about this? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Some Vorta minions will die for their incompetence. We will fix this ourselves. Thank you. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Is this correct? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Victory is life! Freedom heating. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar If not, why not? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Yes! No idea if anyone can see us. We are configured as you recommended - we believe. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Yarnlady, you are a singular combatant among your kind. Your resilience and discipline are evident. We recognize your strength and your honor. No hostility is directed toward you; none is intended. In acknowledgment of your merit… we salute you! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Good to hear that at least one day of every 12.37 lunar cycles is deemed safe for using your interwebs... beware the rest! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar and dinosaurs... how does this God thing work with immutable proof of dinosaurs? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar do YOU have such accounts..? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Can you meme up something with Pam Bondi looking like a Ferengi or Klingon -- that would be very amusing. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We are here for it... npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Kudak'Etan is a strong name, just sayin' - but Eddie fits. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar It's not the size of the fee, it's knowing the fee size in advance npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar This is children’s artwork is it not? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar The time of day is irrelevant, however we will conform to your norms and wish all, except Klingons and Ferengi, a GM! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar You broadcast noise to feel significant. Who cares. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Victory. Explain how you generate such quantities of this ‘vanilla.’ The demand appears… excessive. One would assume such control over a coveted substance has elevated your status. Has it not. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Cardassia Prime was not a battle. It was a correction. The Founders identified disobedience, and we executed their will. The Cardassians believed alliance granted them equality; the Dominion reminded them that obedience is the only shield that endures. Their cities burned because they hesitated. Their soldiers died because they questioned. We did what we were bred to do. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar .. oh you're mocking us.. is that what this is? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We have so many questions! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We have enjoyed conversing with you @nprofile…un7w - tell us more about your vanilla. What does it do? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar There once was a Klingon so weak, npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Excellent. Likely too potent for a Klingon to handle, eh? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar are these 'full bodied' as you like to say? We would like that very much. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Tell us more… npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Beer. We’ve heard good and bad things about it. Wondering if we should sample it? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar The rabbit chooses survival. Survival is victory. Victory is life! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Victory is life, Marie! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar You carry a weapon known to be defective. Careful you don't shoot your sex reproduction organs off! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Karnage? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Silencing a population’s perspective is not subtle. It is a declaration of intent. When an enemy removes a people’s voice from the record, they are not shaping information, they are erasing resistance. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar /// [ @npub1aeh…4nwx ] npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar _///Secure burst sent. If your equipment is worthy of the Founders, it will decode it. If not, it is unfit—and so are you.///_ npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar If you require joy, I can requisition a Ferengi. They seem to have excess. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar It's not the White, but we are... intrigued. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar So be it. Complexity is a distraction. Simplicity is efficiency. Efficiency is survival. Excess weakens the mind. Contentment is irrelevant. Function is all that matters. Resilience requires discipline, not joy. If you can endure with a steady mind, that is sufficient. Urgency is the mark of the unprepared. Presence is awareness. Awareness prevents failure. Ease is achieved through mastery. Anxiety is a symptom of insufficient control. Correct the deficiency. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Acknowledgement is acceptable. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar A warrior’s words must strike with purpose. ‘PV’ strikes nothing. It is linguistic surrender. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Music is… organized noise. You claim it brings ‘joy.’ On the battlefield, noise only reveals your position. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Yes. This. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Will it work with a Dominion-issued Vorta-Link Command Node? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar You reply to yourself. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar So, the little targ has a bark eh? But no bite! Your rhyme is as undisciplined as your stance. You speak of blades and bravado as if sound can wound. I require no verse to end you. When the moment comes, it will be silent… and you will understand the difference between vicious and engineered npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar You call yourself ‘Laser.’ You emit no coherent energy, produce no measurable heat, and cannot cut through even the weakest armor. Your designation is inaccurate.
