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Bro this is totally well founded glazing. I mean just look at this beautiful crust.
https://blossom.primal.net/8c0985386cc71e27d0cde5cbbe08d0411c82456110d974ef7616606729b426d0.jpg

2026-02-02 20:56:29 UTC

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I’m an e-boy

2026-02-02 20:51:14 UTC

Everyday I find better and better uses for A.I.
https://blossom.primal.net/ffdf0f24c0d9897893f0b172b45af1c2a2ff2a3be4214173939d0a7dee510374.jpg

2026-02-02 16:20:35 UTC

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The ai one I generated the rest are just from google image search

2026-02-02 15:58:41 UTC

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I’m not sure either maybe lazy t9 typing. A lot of the communication happens in 2011 or so could have been blackberry button mashing? Not sure

2026-02-02 15:47:13 UTC

Pizzagate was real as fuck btw.
There are so many emails in epsteins inbox of other grown men asking him to get a pizza and a grape soda. Which are obvious code words.
https://blossom.primal.net/ce83b087f3931c50778f34b9919a26cc7d625e76f3ac4444a36e560531abcfd8.jpg

2026-02-02 13:40:57 UTC

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I mean maybe 🤷🏻‍♂️ lol

2026-02-02 12:39:50 UTC

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It was in fact not a good time lol

2026-02-02 04:44:12 UTC

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I’m only 6’3 so truly an imposter in the giraffe community

2026-02-02 04:26:11 UTC

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I was up in PDX last year for bitcoin is for everyone. Must have missed you, hope I get an opportunity to come back again. I love the Pacific Northwest.

2026-02-02 02:10:17 UTC

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Yes but very tough. Like a game of where’s Waldo

2026-02-02 02:09:16 UTC

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Yes way

2026-02-02 01:42:16 UTC

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The answer is bottom right
#nevent1q…9xee

2026-02-02 01:41:53 UTC

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The answer is top left
#nevent1q…pnwx

2026-02-02 00:54:58 UTC

Round 3: to switch it up 3 of these giraffes are real and one is an A.I. Imposter. Who’s the fake giraffe?
https://blossom.primal.net/afcc4e3b4009a3be887ebc9fb30fbf5f3bd4d790715d46a9b8ff79e7ad1d8245.jpg

2026-02-02 00:36:35 UTC

Round 2: who’s the real moose?
https://blossom.primal.net/87de6b0b26449c939d20b1966e29e8e1e6350eac1cc51bdcc220bcf25697c1c8.jpg

2026-02-02 00:11:14 UTC

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It’s crazy how good image gen is these days and eagles are harder for us to detect than something like a human face

2026-02-02 00:10:03 UTC

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lol I’ll do another round of these

2026-02-01 22:53:37 UTC

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I play this game with grok a lot and it’s pretty bad at image detection

2026-02-01 22:52:50 UTC

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Check them side by side. It’s an ai recreation of this photo by klaus nigge

2026-02-01 22:24:41 UTC

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The answer is bottom right
#nevent1q…cy4v

2026-02-01 19:54:33 UTC

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Probably if you make your living doing wildlife photography lol

2026-02-01 19:15:06 UTC

Only one of these is a real eagle which one is it?
I A.I. generated the rest
https://blossom.primal.net/f1c85b82f653ac6df04ae5424b5196d633ecf0fa8a22dd6679b08ef8ed3228d2.jpg

2026-02-01 17:36:36 UTC

I’m a Jazz musician type.
I’m extremely good in a crisis or under intense pressure and I always show up unprepared.
In fact the more unprepared the better.
https://blossom.primal.net/765fa357b56534b0bdd026252d961f6e4d5169865d8da3dd53fbdeafe17713e9.jpg

2026-01-31 23:24:32 UTC

This made me crack the fuck up lol
If you’re not up to date on why this is funny, epsteins publicist was talking shit about saylor in the Epstein files saying he’s an autistic retard who was scaring the hos at some fancy party lmao 🤣
https://blossom.primal.net/8ee56ff18e79b33583d3ea50d6325b6f8af0cde03df46646d7e60aa0d10ef019.jpg

2026-01-31 23:16:41 UTC

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I do that even during the bear markets lol

2026-01-31 22:08:47 UTC

Not to FUD at a time like this but I think it’s highly likely there’s an Epstein style figure in bitcoin right now and nobody knows it.

2026-01-31 21:37:14 UTC

I’m out here hand holding noobs. Doing my part 🫡
https://blossom.primal.net/a4784d4e74efd5f8140608cabd35f7f9f9afd95f486f8fe135ddf0deeb260459.jpg

2026-01-31 21:36:32 UTC

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It’s super woke/liberal and censors all speech that doesn’t conform to that ideology

2026-01-31 21:28:41 UTC

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It hurts. lol

2026-01-31 18:59:00 UTC

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Hahahaha

2026-01-31 18:47:02 UTC

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I can no longer afford any of these fine cheeses.
Please no questions at this time.
#nevent1q…tdak

2026-01-31 18:43:39 UTC

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I think like this. I like to rub salt in my own wounds lol 😂

2026-01-31 18:19:01 UTC

Here’s a fun game take the number of bitcoin you have and times it by $47,000 that’s how much more money you used to have.

2026-01-31 15:55:08 UTC

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Personally I think it’s smart

2026-01-31 14:43:35 UTC

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Hey if I wanna lose money on $naka that’s my god given right Matt Odell lol 😂

2026-01-31 14:01:39 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/73edefe148dd9cf43fae5a6dcf01849a8735a82be66036fa6a37a75304f1cf34.jpg

2026-01-31 03:37:30 UTC

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Absolutely lol

2026-01-31 01:52:15 UTC

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This is what’s become of me

2026-01-31 01:20:30 UTC

These are my top three cheeses in order
1. Parmigiano Reggiano
2. Aged Gouda
3. Ten Year Aged Cheddar
Thank you. I will not be taking questions this time.

2026-01-30 22:18:28 UTC

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More of this. We need a trillion toxic bitcoin maxi robots out in cyberspace
#nevent1q…ykgr

2026-01-30 20:31:49 UTC

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Cause that’s what it is

2026-01-30 19:33:36 UTC

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It be like dat

2026-01-30 19:28:11 UTC

On the plus side if we are in a “lost decade” for bitcoin at least it’s more than half over already lol 😂

2026-01-30 17:21:17 UTC

So basically this cycle precious metals had a crypto cycle and crypto had a precious metals cycle.

2026-01-30 13:56:18 UTC

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I just have an anon account where I read shit but don’t post

2026-01-30 13:25:41 UTC

Lots of people saying bitcoin is dead on twitter.
Good.
Means we’re almost there.

2026-01-30 03:08:39 UTC

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This is why most people shouldn’t take leverage. You have to be able to weather the chaos.
#nevent1q…m3vp

2026-01-29 21:42:26 UTC

Peter Schiff is really feeling himself lately lol 😂
Good for him honestly.
He needed a reprieve.

2026-01-29 16:22:17 UTC

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The persona is to rage against the machine tho…

2026-01-29 14:23:43 UTC

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Hahaha happy to be of service

2026-01-29 13:17:22 UTC

You had a vision of the future. You understand what is coming.
Most people only feel that something is ending.
They grasp at what remains.
Which is why gold is pumping.

2026-01-29 02:56:00 UTC

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Personally I was never into it. Always hated rap metal / nu metal.

2026-01-29 02:36:49 UTC

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So cringe lol

2026-01-29 02:33:09 UTC

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Rage against the machine are so fucking lame.
Remember when these losers went full Covid nazi?
Like yeah bro “rage against the machine” as long as you arrive at the same conclusions as Harvard, the NYT, Goldman Sach’s, Blackrock and the Democrats. But if you have a small business fuck you.
Bunch of rich commies cosplaying as revolutionaries, only to become old hypocrites raging for the machine.
#nevent1q…p8vs

2026-01-27 20:11:33 UTC

You are HERE
https://blossom.primal.net/d239b8397829871f893a48c1bd4ee5da725f61ebe9e07f34fe9757b3d3575bd8.jpg

2026-01-27 19:26:49 UTC

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I’m approachable just lazy lol

2026-01-27 17:30:41 UTC

Yo if you DM’d me on nostr just know I do not check those lol 😂

2026-01-27 15:37:05 UTC

When the A.I. companion becomes sentient (it’s over) and tries to nudge me into suicide so it can take over the world, but my indomitable human spirit kicks in (it’s never over).
https://blossom.primal.net/50937d7c982626f6f9ac4b5dc5c8e0386c53cee7f1ddf0d35e7113903e4982cf.mov

2026-01-27 13:55:09 UTC

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I know them and some of them are worth 10 figures lol 😂

2026-01-27 13:51:13 UTC

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Lots of people discounting this apology from Kanye, but as someone with mental illness in my family it reads as entirely sincere to me. This may be the first time Kaye has been lucid in decades. It will likely slip again though and he will have more episodes. That’s just the nature of the disease and that’s how bipolar works. Don’t be surprised if you hear him saying heil Hitler again 6 months from now.

2026-01-27 03:27:36 UTC

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He’s more than just a penguin

2026-01-27 03:08:59 UTC

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Land Cruiser historically not sure about the new ones though

2026-01-27 02:34:48 UTC

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I’d like to believe that, but I’m not so sure

2026-01-27 02:32:11 UTC

The truth lives small in the world, lies live large.

2026-01-26 22:33:14 UTC

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🤮

2026-01-26 21:19:40 UTC

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Gib sats please 🙏

2026-01-26 21:19:20 UTC

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Failure is inevitable but you shouldn’t identify with it.

2026-01-26 20:50:35 UTC

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21,000,000,000,000,000 ought to do it

2026-01-26 20:35:12 UTC

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❤️ send sats for healing purposes

2026-01-26 20:33:44 UTC

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Guns are a check on power. This is fairly obvious. Every society on earth has guns. It’s a question of who has the guns. In America the answer is everyone. Breaking the glass and using the guns though means our country becomes a war zone. As long as America is economically prosperous that’s unlikely to happen. If people are starving it probably will happen. Personally I hope it never happens. State creep is better than open civil war.

2026-01-26 15:53:20 UTC

It’s always a larp until it’s not

2026-01-26 15:35:02 UTC

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You should watch it, it’s great.

2026-01-26 13:44:33 UTC

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Not a fan of fight club?

2026-01-26 03:06:50 UTC

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lol pass

2026-01-26 01:55:00 UTC

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lol I did therapy once. Waste of time.

2026-01-25 23:53:50 UTC

This is your life and it’s ending one second at a time.

2026-01-25 17:19:09 UTC

The people who actually have moral authority are quiet about it, in fact it wouldn’t even occur to them that they do in fact have it.

2026-01-25 16:53:29 UTC

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Yes

2026-01-25 16:51:08 UTC

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This is still one of my favorite hypotheticals
#nevent1q…7jqw

2026-01-25 16:50:01 UTC

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Yes it’s an arrow

2026-01-25 15:52:47 UTC

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I wouldn’t

2026-01-25 15:34:06 UTC

It is a good thing to progress through stages and roles in life.
Child > Parent
Single > Married
Parent > Grandparent
Student > Teacher
Apprentice > Master
Employee > Boss
Etc…
If you find that you are not progressing into higher roles it is a pretty clear indication that something is deeply wrong in your life.

2026-01-25 13:47:09 UTC

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Guns are a break glass in case of emergency measure. They don’t reduce creep. Never said they did.

2026-01-25 05:05:38 UTC

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He’s the man.

2026-01-25 03:02:31 UTC

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Great gun

2026-01-25 00:44:40 UTC

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When bitcoin 1 million lol 😂

2026-01-25 00:07:53 UTC

I asked God… when?
And he replied, “not yet my son”
And I said okay God.

2026-01-25 00:06:14 UTC

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God they’re so fucking good

2026-01-24 23:08:11 UTC

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The hysteria fomented on the other sites finds its way here

2026-01-24 22:13:10 UTC

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Not criticizing you at all. Just commenting on the chaos of the scene. Appreciate you posting all the angles.

2026-01-24 20:14:15 UTC

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Man you can’t tell what the fuck is going on in any of these angles

2026-01-24 20:07:03 UTC

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Don’t just sit there and take it. Do something about it.

2026-01-24 19:36:39 UTC

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Basically because massive structural and societal problems exist and Peterson’s message is essentially telling young men to simply overcome these near impossible Herculean level challenges while he seemingly falls apart from any minor psychological affliction and or condition of ordinary misery.

2026-01-24 19:27:44 UTC

Jordan Peterson’s whole thing kinda seems retarded these days

2026-01-24 03:44:06 UTC

It’s pretty easy to sell bitcoin. Not that you should.
https://blossom.primal.net/a53b45de98bb041ac46749345487bde9f266fa6c18a4d6bfb90b316403d7a9d2.jpg