Rich Nost

Bitcoin hedge wizard. Do not consult me unless as a last resort.

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2026-02-03 05:37:54 UTC

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You can skip all this needless effort if you just find a good breakfast burrito or a blowie.

2026-02-03 05:12:01 UTC

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Its like that old "Send me 1 bitcoin and I'll send you 2 back!" scam except even dumber. "I'll send them two bitcoin, and they'll send me one! In dollars! And then the moon math will kick in, and I can do this forever!"

2026-02-03 05:01:09 UTC

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At 12%!!!! 🤣

2026-02-03 04:59:50 UTC

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Strike loans are the most above-board affinity grift I have ever seen.
"You're a genius bitcoiner! It's how the rich stay rich!"
Sweetheart, the rich don't collateralize wildly volatile assets.

2026-02-03 04:21:46 UTC

The hardest part about bitcoin is resisting the urge to just sit on your hands and not do anything fucky with it, no matter how many numbskulls at the meetup talk about how awesome it is to stick a fork in a light socket.
#nevent1q…ncx5

2026-02-03 04:12:49 UTC

OMG u gaiz did you see the email where Epstein blackmails Adam Back unless he kneecaps bitcoin scaling and privacy?
Because it doesn't fucking exist.

2026-02-03 04:08:59 UTC

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They're so desperate for some Hollywood malarkey, they're indulging in BCH/BSV conspiracy theories about Blockstream.

2026-02-03 04:03:51 UTC

People talking about the Epstein emails being fake ... isn't this what DKIM signatures are for?

2026-02-03 02:24:37 UTC

Honestly, when someone shows off their AI shit, all I can hear in my head is my 10 year old self showing off my Transformers collection to my long-suffering relatives at Christmas.
#nevent1q…l3g2

2026-02-03 02:22:26 UTC

Women use AI. You wouldn't know it, though, because they don't run around on social media like it's a goddamned AI show n tell.

2026-02-03 02:06:27 UTC

You can just ignore this nerd AI shit and go shoot a gun.

2026-02-03 01:48:39 UTC

Every so often, I like to dust an old game off the shelf that I've never completed, and proceed to domainate it.
Happy to say that, after 17 years of owning it, I have 100%ed New Super Mario Bros Wii.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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2026-02-03 01:36:59 UTC

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Phrasing

2026-02-02 20:17:49 UTC

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Then they should say "sats".

2026-02-02 19:19:32 UTC

#nevent1q…k9vf
#nevent1q…eglr

2026-02-02 19:14:59 UTC

What competitive advantage over other people is AI giving you?

2026-02-02 18:33:55 UTC

Fix the money.
People still people.
#nevent1q…3q45

2026-02-02 18:19:32 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/c139b866eb64fa358cd374b057ccaabc90e2ba6674c5b08a70c11409a9e8baa7.jpg

2026-02-02 17:46:49 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/35dff0a66d8026ed8609c285b1ac642b6c812fba592f4b5ec67ddda330a9b7ee.jpg

2026-02-02 17:42:32 UTC

Is anyone gonna talk about the fact that the cost of entry is apparently 1000 Bitcoin's?
#nevent1q…0wfr

2026-02-01 11:22:53 UTC

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"The silver shoes are the silver standard, the witch of the East represents the "monied interest" of the East Coast, the scarecrow and the tin man are the farmers and workers of the Midwest, while the cowardly lion is their unsuccessful champion, William Jennings Bryan. The yellow brick road is the gold standard, whose fallacy is exposed by Dorothy's triumphant return home borne by the silver shoes."
https://www.chicagofed.org/publications/economic-perspectives/2002/2qepart4

2026-02-01 02:43:04 UTC

Whatever moltbook is, it can't be nearly as insufferable as actual reddit. I bet the whole place sounds like it's run by men tho.

2026-01-31 20:23:47 UTC

If only they hadn't released Core v30, we'd all still have girlfriends.

2026-01-31 18:17:46 UTC

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Bear market meetups are the best. They're just as well-attended, if you count the voices in my head.

2026-01-31 18:10:06 UTC

Hello Darkness, my old fren.
I have come to make the fries again.
Cuz listening 40 hours every week
To Jeff Booth at 2x speed
Doesnt mean I got anything actually done
Where's my gun?
I sold it. For some sats.
https://image.nostr.build/0187f01d46e9247c7743bf8ae339e1306fdcb238d7b0c87be1a134ac178be25c.jpg

2026-01-31 17:53:17 UTC

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What if we are the exit liquidity. It was all just a LARP for defiant oppositional disorder weirdos.

2026-01-31 17:50:01 UTC

What if we are all crazy and this is truly the end; our influencers just carnival barkers, begging us to keep playing a rigged game.

2026-01-31 14:37:10 UTC

Muahahaha you'll be trapped in here with us soon enough!
#nevent1q…8ntu

2026-01-30 19:55:27 UTC

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My understanding is that with no miner activation, it just automatically activates in September, at block 965664. Are you saying knots will just abandon its own chain split?

2026-01-30 19:49:17 UTC

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Its no longer a chain at that point, its an altcoin, and nobody is gonna run that shit. The CSAM argument becomes moot the minute the someone subverts knots and puts CSAM on its chain.

2026-01-30 19:17:52 UTC

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What happens when they stop trying to get miner consensus in September? Do they just chain spkit at the first block with spam?

2026-01-30 15:54:05 UTC

What does Fed Chair nominee Warsh have to say about Bitcoin?
"It's just software."
https://blossom.primal.net/95371162c1c8781d84b2db7537000e367be610bff54b3c96ca9fb3a4d7e56d05.mp4

2026-01-30 02:16:18 UTC

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Was it ever any good? I feel like it's been absolute pleb slop since I heard about it a year ago. The baity episode titles always posed as a question are so cringey and signal that this is the shit-tier of bitcoin.

2026-01-29 22:24:11 UTC

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Whenever I see a grown-ass adult in colored Harry Potter glasses, I assume they have arrived to pass out condoms or unhinged opinions.

2026-01-29 21:44:28 UTC

SILENCE POOR AN ACTOR IS TALKING
#nevent1q…mdcj

2026-01-29 21:35:02 UTC

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Did you somehow end up in a favorable financial/political position amidst the chaos? Clearly, you've been part of the fix from the start!

2026-01-29 21:31:45 UTC

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His whole schtick is retrospectively constructing an absurd scenario where EVERYONE is in on the conspiracy

2026-01-29 20:52:03 UTC

Simon Dixon is the most boring crank ever

2026-01-28 20:07:33 UTC

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Lol how could there possibly be less?

2026-01-28 14:59:49 UTC

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Dude's a scammer

2026-01-28 14:29:32 UTC

Has BIP110 saved us all yet

2026-01-27 21:38:47 UTC

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I see a man who likes abusing robots

2026-01-27 19:27:54 UTC

My last three interactions with AI:
> Why the fuck do you need to use sed to update a CSS file? Aren't you literally an IDE? Isn't your job to update text?
> It's still fucked. I'm leaving you for Claude.
> Map marker icon is supposed to be orange, bit it looks like hot baby poop.

2026-01-27 03:06:24 UTC

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Damn

2026-01-27 03:04:56 UTC

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I'm only intuiting this, because there is so little to go wrong

2026-01-27 03:04:26 UTC

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Hilux?

2026-01-27 02:22:21 UTC

WTF NOW I LOVE AI SLOP
#nevent1q…zldp

2026-01-27 01:31:05 UTC

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Oh man Castlevania Adventure. What are you gonna play it on? DMG, Color, Pocket, Advance, or Analogue Pocket?

2026-01-26 22:40:01 UTC

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What did they know
#nevent1q…wgq8

2026-01-26 19:28:13 UTC

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What discount do they normally scalp you for? Hilarious that they will look you in the eye and charge you %5-%10 over spot one second and then bid %10-15 under for your silver oz.

2026-01-26 19:22:13 UTC

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kimdotcom has been a forkcoin maximalist for years. He's just tryna exit his bag.

2026-01-26 16:47:30 UTC

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Socialist children don't want a solution that acknowledges the legitimacy of unmitigated wealth accumulation. If someone can't be deplatformed/impoverished, they persist as competition, and socialists can only win in a vacuum.

2026-01-25 19:41:29 UTC

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Laser is a fucktard. He's practically a walking stawman.

2026-01-25 18:11:34 UTC

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But if we had our own computers, then we could run our own models, free of corpo-state-approved narratives.
That would be double plus ungood.

2026-01-25 17:09:07 UTC

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"Have you heard the Good News about our Lord and Savior, Satoshi Nakamoto?"
https://image.nostr.build/4f8cbb61e6d121f44dcb306ff380ead0d1e21aaf1145ac73788ae670cb9207a3.jpg

2026-01-25 16:55:00 UTC

There is bitcoin, which is software.
And then there are people who use bitcoin to do things that the software enables.
And there are people who people who want to make bitcoin all about their politics or culture or art or wellness or seething beef with some institution. They don't talk about bitcoin, the software. They talk about bitcoin like it's the grace or wrath of God.
Which are you?

2026-01-25 16:49:59 UTC

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Yup I'm using futo.

2026-01-25 16:23:42 UTC

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I hate android input with the passion of a thousand burning blue sums.

2026-01-25 15:27:32 UTC

That your political enemy will somehow realize the hellscape their leaders and policies created is a fantasy. People are hard-wired to commit as a social signal of consistency.

2026-01-25 13:16:14 UTC

Gandalf is basically the Alfred Adler of Middle Earth:
Superpower is encouraging other people to face incredible odds (intervenes infrequently, but drops in to make sure people are staying on their path).
Doesn't seek fame or fortune (resists the Ring, lives an ascetic lifestyle)
Doesn't mind that he's disliked by small or corrupted minds (Grima, Shire NPC's)
Confronts people directly when there's an interpersonal problem (Bilbo becoming corrupted by the ring, Theodin under Sarumon's control)

2026-01-25 12:55:04 UTC

But what does the penguin do when he reaches the mountain?
https://image.nostr.build/8fb34418dd14ae7ee9de84288f7cbe16bd5681c909e22ca9d428ee81d8a35d95.jpg

2026-01-25 12:42:31 UTC

"At a mushroom hot pot restaurant there, the server set a timer for 15 minutes and warned us, 'Don't eat it until the timer goes off or you might see little people,'"
#nevent1q…kca7

2026-01-25 00:13:25 UTC

Vine coder? Oh, you mean "computer pseudoscientist".

2026-01-24 19:11:13 UTC

Ohhh yeah who's got two thumbs and got invited to the Plebian Market HellThread?

2026-01-24 17:21:18 UTC

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@nprofile…sflh is a robot.

2026-01-23 23:31:02 UTC

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Annie Chapman, second victim of The Ripper

2026-01-23 15:36:08 UTC

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You might be a Bitcoin Reductivist
#nevent1q…ugp8

2026-01-23 05:23:04 UTC

There's actually nothing I'd want to watch less than @nprofile…gxjc, thanks.

2026-01-22 18:42:19 UTC

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Is there some way to create an environment in NixOS that can just act like a normative operating system for a select number of applications? https://image.nostr.build/49f86e2e40e8071919cbe0835d2da16a3544ab4342b65a877131f1e354e33a04.jpg

2026-01-22 16:57:12 UTC

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Better than a rusty donut.

2026-01-22 16:11:26 UTC

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That's what she said

2026-01-22 14:05:23 UTC

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I mean, is "a clown scared me at my 6th birthday party" going to show up on an MRI?

2026-01-22 13:54:02 UTC

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I think that the book is talking specifically about very mundane forms of Freudian "trauma", such as "my parents were very strict and made me cosleep with them until I was 8"" or "I was teased a lot in grade school for my physical appearance".

2026-01-22 03:23:58 UTC

I am about finished up with "The Courage to be Disliked", and I must say that the main takeaway here is that "trauma" is just a model of explanation that has been abused to the point that it has simply become an indulgence of the patient in excuses not to change.
Really toxic reliance on trauma can lead to superiority complexes, where you believe your pain makes you special; that you can use it as a cudgel to control and manipulate people too afraid to stand up to you:
"The baby rules over the adilts with his weakness."
https://image.nostr.build/8788db914f2ed061b92d51f194224d004c46bf035c98f753e8232e9c6e5c4fd3.jpg

2026-01-22 03:08:57 UTC

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The past doesnt exist.

2026-01-21 20:26:47 UTC

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Then go use it.

2026-01-21 19:21:03 UTC

# Bitcoin Reductivist Priority 3: If you're consuming, you're not blooming.
Consumooorism is a trap. If your instinct is to buy the affinity shit advertised to you during the pleb slop commercial break, take pause. Ask yourself "Do I need this? Can I build this? Is someone tempting me not to think?"
#nevent1q…m7df

2026-01-21 18:59:42 UTC

# Bitcoin Reductivist Priority 2: Put a LIDH on it
Low Information Density Horseshit is to be identified and mocked.
Every culture needs an outlet for frustration. Mercilessly mocking LIDH serves as good, clean fun and also shames creators of LIDH. Shame is a great demotivator.
#nevent1q…m457

2026-01-21 18:50:35 UTC

# Bitcoin Reductivist Priority 1: Bitcoin is software.
The consequential act of bitcoin participation is through software; through either its creation or use or education.
If it is not about making, using or educating about the making or use of Bitcoin software, it is Low Information Density Horseshit.

2026-01-21 18:46:02 UTC

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Welcome to Bitcoin Reductivism. The cultural magic and silliness still exist. Memes largely got us into this mess, so we'll need them to get us out.

2026-01-21 17:38:31 UTC

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It is none of anyone's business what other people do with their money.

2026-01-21 16:21:37 UTC

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I prefer the term retard, thanks.

2026-01-21 16:20:12 UTC

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Bitcoin existed before these monetized utopian platitudes, and it will exist after they're discarded.

2026-01-21 15:45:04 UTC

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Is this available as a transparent background gif?

2026-01-21 15:44:01 UTC

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What else does bitcoin need to be for you, besides software?

2026-01-21 15:01:32 UTC

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* reductivist

2026-01-21 15:00:59 UTC

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You are a bitcoin redictivist.

2026-01-21 14:50:57 UTC

I am no longer a bitcoin maximalist. Shitcoins are dead or at least cynically relegated to naked money grabs. There is no need for maximalism.
I am a bitcoin reductivist. I think about bitcoin only in terms of what it actually is.
Bitcoin is software.
Everything else is just podcast fartiness.

2026-01-21 14:33:21 UTC

The more I interact and think about interacting with "Bitcoiners", the more I realize that there are actually two discussions happening:
1. "Feeling"-based expectations of how bitcoin is absolutely going to change human consciousness, behavior, morality, and consequently, society. Thinking has been almost completely farmed out to podcasts in this discussion space.
2. People with actual functioning brainstems who think about how to use this software or the emergent systems surrounding the software to their advantage.