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2026-02-07 13:28:40 UTC

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😊 GM

2026-02-06 17:02:32 UTC

Approaching $70k
Now show me $58k!

2026-02-06 01:33:09 UTC

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My wife hides chocolate from me too. I have a problem

2026-02-06 01:29:24 UTC

@nprofile…la2f Drunken Kenyan Bitpaste, Roasted Walnut & Chocolate Chip Cookies
+ glass of milk
10/10
https://blossom.primal.net/1e7847da318df12051a30987a83f6d539e914a39f9062dea518c9028887b0c20.jpg

2026-02-05 16:54:11 UTC

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BTC down and dead (lol). Greed increased. Some a**holes are testing the non-KYC market to see what they can charge. This is my guess why you are seeing >10% premiums right meow

2026-02-05 16:30:16 UTC

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Why wants to fund me?
App will be called 'Anonmazon'
#nevent1q…ftsv

2026-02-05 16:25:37 UTC

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What are the tariffs on German art shipping to USA,? Nice work

2026-02-05 16:23:41 UTC

Strike is down 😌

2026-02-05 14:55:13 UTC

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You pay the premium on Robotsats and Bisq for non-KYC, which still has risks. Your IP address could still be linked when conducting a non-KYC transaction

2026-02-05 14:53:30 UTC

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Strike. It's KYC. I don't really give a shit. The government can come to my house and put a gun to my head if they want

2026-02-05 02:39:36 UTC

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That's it @nprofile…jldf . You inspired me.
I'm going to vibe code:
👇
Anonmazon 🙌
Want to buy that 3
5-pack of buttplugs but you don't want Amazon to know you're into butt stuff?
Allow me to help you. Amazon's algorithm is going to be so confused. They're going to think I'm rich AF

2026-02-05 02:06:33 UTC

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I didn't know blackberrys are back!

2026-02-05 01:22:37 UTC

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Make sure to include the text you included with the zap. If I write mine off in this way, then the government will probably know I am an enemy of the state lol 💀

2026-02-05 01:19:31 UTC

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how many are bots? 🤖

2026-02-05 01:16:30 UTC

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What are your thoughts on Trad Women though?

2026-02-04 21:26:04 UTC

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It would be a dream come true if Bitcoin falls to $38K

2026-02-04 17:17:21 UTC

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Send the the Amazon link of what you want.
Send me sats to cover the cost of the item + shipping + 5% fee for my service
I will buy it for you, and then ship it to you.
Is this illegal lol? If so, why?

2026-02-04 11:48:35 UTC

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done

2026-02-03 14:25:53 UTC

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DM'ed you on Keet

2026-02-03 02:02:25 UTC

❄️ In the Winter, my hands get drier than a nun's crutch 🩼. Bloody knuckles dry 🩸
My wife used to work at Bath & Body Works a long time ago, so she insists on stocking our house with their soaps. I've been doing a lot of hand washing lately due to cooking all the time and cleaning baby stuff. My hands began to get really dry and cracking on my knuckles despite relentlessly applying hand lotion.
🧼 I decided to open my first @nprofile…3lp8 soap bar (Cedarwood Tallow) this morning to see if it would help provide some relief. My hands felt better after the first lather. The cracks on my knuckles are healed and I no longer have dry skin after 12 hours of washing my hands with tallow soap. Without. Applying. Lotion.
Sats well spent
#soap

2026-02-02 10:46:49 UTC

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I'm still praying 🙏
It seems to be working
#nevent1q…vv47

2026-02-02 10:39:59 UTC

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What is your preferred tool and techniques?

2026-02-02 10:33:56 UTC

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GM. May the wind always be at your back and the sun upon your face. Enjoy Nashville! ⛵️💜🤙

2026-02-01 23:38:25 UTC

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Let's hope so. It's getting difficult to auger out the corn at the bottom of my silo

2026-02-01 23:33:09 UTC

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I think we all need a long, cold shower.
Thank you

2026-02-01 17:31:14 UTC

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Hey Fuck
Make sure to setup your lightning wallet so I can zap you. It's not a blowjob, but it's something. Maybe it'll feel good 👍

2026-02-01 17:27:31 UTC

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Talk about the hardest money

2026-02-01 17:03:01 UTC

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There is no such thing as black ice. It's against their recruiting policy

2026-02-01 16:04:57 UTC

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Oops... looks like I forgot to delete some text at the very bottom 🤭

2026-02-01 16:04:08 UTC

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The woods are magical. Have you ever heard of the Japanese word/concept Shinrin-yoku, or forest bathing? The molecules released by trees reduce blood pressure and lower the concentration of the stress hormone cortisol.
There is nothing quite like going into the woods and repeatedly doing lines of forest air. Thinking about starting a pharmaceutical company to bottle it and sell it to the masses. Only joking of course 🙃
Thank you for sharing your memoir. I learned how to drive on a stick-shift Jeep. I have great memories driving with confidence where some other vehicles wouldn't dare. What a feeling of freedom! I hope you enjoy your day of rest!
Only joking in my second

2026-02-01 13:38:39 UTC

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Belated GM. Winter Wonderland ❄️

2026-02-01 13:35:31 UTC

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Good morning friend 🧡

2026-02-01 13:19:37 UTC

GM ⛄️ 🤍 🫂
This is my favorite coffee mug. I made it for myself before my baby arrived. Really I just glazed it myself (paint pottery).
It's still cold as balls. Do not lick any metal poles today. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
#coffeechain
#nostr
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2026-01-31 20:16:52 UTC

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My apologies! I have mad respect for you sister from another mister

2026-01-31 15:31:49 UTC

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I don't either. Never had it. Respect bro

2026-01-31 14:13:43 UTC

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GM, there is nothing like a cozy fire on days when it's colder than a witch's tit

2026-01-31 14:05:56 UTC

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😂

2026-01-31 13:29:02 UTC

GM slop bots
#coffeechain
#nostr
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2026-01-31 03:10:10 UTC

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How many bacon trees do you have?

2026-01-31 01:40:16 UTC

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Read this to the end.
#nevent1q…0gm4

2026-01-31 01:34:53 UTC

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Holy s***. It's worse than I imagined

2026-01-31 01:20:25 UTC

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You forgot a few
Napping is free.
Doing cartwheels is free.
Skipping rocks is free.
Taking a shit is free.
Dancing is free.
Masterbating is free.

2026-01-30 18:06:50 UTC

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I'm legit scared. When do you think Congress is going to step in? lol

2026-01-30 17:10:22 UTC

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Good f***ing luck with that

2026-01-30 09:32:17 UTC

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GM 🏔🫂

2025-12-25 04:00:44 UTC

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Big fan of Felco saws & pruning shears
https://america.felco.com/products/felco-611

2025-12-24 12:35:23 UTC

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GM
Christmas is tomorrow 🎄
Thank you for sharing 1 day early!
Merry Christmas

2025-12-24 09:55:46 UTC

@nprofile…mszy
Where you at bro?
You haven't posted on Nostr in at least a week.
Everything okay?
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2025-12-24 09:16:29 UTC

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🫂
I struggle to imagine. No child deserves to be neglected.
You are inspirational for breaking that cycle, and your family is so lucky to have you & your presence.
🫂

2025-12-24 08:54:06 UTC

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That's for rotating logs on a fire 🔥

2025-12-24 08:44:21 UTC

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Thank you for voicing your feedback. Imma buy more corn on Strike soon with fiat from Santa, so I'll let you know how that goes

2025-12-24 01:58:25 UTC

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2025-12-23 23:30:11 UTC

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Full post is in my feed from 1 month ago
https://blossom.primal.net/fcb872d0686fd5fc3e3dda6b341220da81a8298a94de9b3700469118984445f6.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/8511303065d21d2c1754c0fdbc01caf7be24fede1edd7f281717bd1469b7ffde.jpg

2025-12-23 23:27:33 UTC

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@nprofile…yrjn
Planning on buying one of their dedicated frames in 2026, but for now...
Samsung tablet + BTCFrame app off Google Play Store + Disabled screen timeout in tablet's Developer mode settings + custom homemade tablet holder with random scrap metal laying around, vice/anvil, hammer, grinder, and diamond-tipped dremel wheel

2025-12-23 23:20:49 UTC

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Lol this is hilarious

2025-12-23 22:57:50 UTC

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What do you mean? Strike is pretty fantastic from my experience

2025-12-23 22:41:01 UTC

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One of the people that needs to be arrested is in charge of the people that do the arresting.
I'm not optimistic about justice being served, but we must not stop beating the drum and shaking trees.

2025-12-23 22:30:23 UTC

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I'm here for this
amongst other things

2025-12-23 22:00:03 UTC

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Tell me someone has downloaded all published files lol

2025-12-23 21:45:35 UTC

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How many sats will you charge to run the full on face melting mode for 1 minute?

2025-12-20 20:25:27 UTC

Santa's workshop is prepping for Christmas 🪵🪚🔨🧵
Making a gift for my daughter's 1st Christmas 🎄
Thank you @nprofile…lk7f for the b(thc)nodes to help put my zen & creativity in the Christmas spirit.
#StringArt
@nprofile…yrjn
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