CARLA
CARLA⚡️

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eccentric woman

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Last Notes

2026-02-11 15:22:59 UTC

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Lonely is nice in a chaotic world 😌

2026-02-11 14:28:06 UTC

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I think some people just need a lot of engagement to make things feel worthwhile while others enjoy just screaming into the void. I like to scream.

2026-02-10 23:39:54 UTC

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Abercrombie and Fitch

2026-02-10 23:36:42 UTC

“Are you sure you want to upload this media?” Honestly no.

2026-02-07 23:26:07 UTC

Okay how good does a grilled cheese and tomato soup sound right now
Is it worth trudging out in the cold for
IS IT!!!!!

2026-02-06 19:28:51 UTC

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Perhaps an ancient one lmao 😂

2026-02-05 16:25:19 UTC

“Describe yourself”
Hungry.

2026-02-05 13:32:54 UTC

I woke up thinking it was 4 but it was actually 6 yay!!!

2026-02-05 04:43:09 UTC

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Dang haven’t heard this one in a while!

2026-02-05 00:29:54 UTC

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😂😂😂😂😏

2026-02-05 00:29:27 UTC

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Da.

2026-02-05 00:27:07 UTC

For a second there I forgot I did this. Without AI. 3 years ago. Unhinged.
https://image.nostr.build/2adfc648fc2abf0748b00badbfa6b13d4f888fb1a8d6cec59ad205cd3e912693.jpg

2026-02-04 23:58:19 UTC

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When I try to delete some they don’t go away! I’ll have @npub1cj8…rz4u investigate 😂

2026-02-04 22:30:48 UTC

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Y’all I’m trying to edit the list but it’s like not working or I’m just dumb lol
https://image.nostr.build/7193ffb04466677e89750f2cf183e014c8783e770631643dda37ace92b312aef.jpg

2026-02-04 22:15:12 UTC

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Hmmm I’m gonna go this route cuz I’m confused in app

2026-02-04 22:05:30 UTC

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

2026-02-04 22:05:19 UTC

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Damus on iOS!! Also yes I’m in

2026-02-04 21:14:40 UTC

Would you know if I was a bot

2026-02-04 18:11:47 UTC

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2026-02-03 20:32:03 UTC

At least it’s Wednesday

2026-02-01 01:46:00 UTC

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It’s definitely my full time job trying to detox the fam 🥲🥴 very few places to run

2026-02-01 01:29:45 UTC

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It’s true getting it setup is a lot of work, keeping them safe is as well

2026-02-01 01:28:49 UTC

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Yeah idk what it is about literally creating life and nurturing a child all day that makes me not want to unwind with relentless violence.

2026-02-01 01:12:29 UTC

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We’re gonna start raising our own chickens again in the spring 🤣

2026-02-01 00:16:37 UTC

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I heard that article was kinda misleading and that their main eggs are actually better than most! If you’re talking about vital farms, they had a specific line or supplier that had that bad feed or something
I went down the same rabbit hole cuz that’s what I used to buy too

2026-01-31 20:38:28 UTC

THE GREAT CHEESE WARS

2026-01-31 20:38:00 UTC

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Just pouring gasoline. But yes.

2026-01-31 19:25:38 UTC

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I need to find the whole thing

2026-01-31 19:25:08 UTC

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🤣🤣🤣

2026-01-31 19:25:00 UTC

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The melt is why it’s perfect for burgers! I’m just as unhappy about it as anyone.

2026-01-31 19:07:18 UTC

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😂😂😂😂😂 OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THIS

2026-01-31 17:24:55 UTC

The best cheese for burgers is American and honestly I don’t even like admitting that but it’s true. I wish it were cheddar. But it’s not. If you know you know.

2026-01-31 13:32:07 UTC

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💜💜💜

2026-01-28 11:45:42 UTC

Need a highway to hellthread cover

2026-01-28 04:50:40 UTC

I’ve only recently learned about this doomsday clock and tbh it should be called a DUMBSday clock. HAH. Got ‘em.

2026-01-26 03:20:45 UTC

once upon a time I was young and quite shy…mom just found this photo…makes me glad I grew out of my shell…and ended up here with all of you 💜
https://image.nostr.build/f406b511b504b3d66e361c5f0b36dcaf547c0369892579e1820e60e5dff08bbe.jpg

2026-01-23 21:18:45 UTC

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follow for follow?

2026-01-23 19:18:16 UTC

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No I’ve eaten it like this since I was like 6. I think it’s a Romanian thing.

2026-01-23 19:01:30 UTC

Do you have any idea how much self restraint it takes to not eat an entire container of sour cream. There should be a badge for this.

2026-01-23 19:00:00 UTC

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Shit

2026-01-23 18:59:41 UTC

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who said it was ugly

2026-01-23 02:16:38 UTC

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HAHA yes!

2026-01-23 02:16:10 UTC

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Honestly, good point.

2026-01-23 02:13:08 UTC

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Radishes. Good point.

2026-01-23 02:11:35 UTC

Alas, I am being forced to leave the house in the bitter cold because my eyebrows are becoming one. Thank you, father.
#nevent1q…d0s8

2026-01-22 18:37:54 UTC

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Love Lily of the Valley

2026-01-22 18:12:25 UTC

I’ve barely left the house in weeks and with the extreme cold coming now I’m concerned I might just become a shut in. Perhaps it’s not so bad. Who needs the outside anyway.

2026-01-21 16:40:42 UTC

Guys I blame the CME the kiddo also woke up in the middle of the night and wouldn’t go back to bed.

2026-01-21 16:39:38 UTC

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Incredible

2026-01-21 08:18:30 UTC

I wonder what the first ever pillow looked and felt like. Rocks?

2026-01-19 18:13:42 UTC

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Will try tonight and report back

2026-01-19 18:13:29 UTC

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Did that, but kiddo started screaming in his sleep at 2:30 am lol peak adrenaline thru my veins

2026-01-19 09:16:24 UTC

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I tried that for 30 mins before opening Damus

2026-01-19 09:16:00 UTC

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I am stuck cuz kiddo will wake if I leave the room 😂

2026-01-19 08:48:14 UTC

to everyone who says not to scroll when you have insomnia, I disagree, I find it better than laying in bed overthinking
good morning I guess???

2026-01-19 02:06:02 UTC

Have you ever really looked at the pattern on shaved black truffles? Incredible. God, really.

2026-01-19 02:05:12 UTC

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RIGHT. I was like, I did this. I will never do this again.

2026-01-18 02:38:40 UTC

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Omg I love Rowan, Johnny English is next thanks you

2026-01-18 02:34:51 UTC

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Alright will do it and report back

2026-01-18 02:20:35 UTC

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I used to live there. Loved it.

2026-01-18 02:20:19 UTC

I need a FUNNY or DUMB movie to watch that puts you in a GOOD MOOD unlike movies like MELANCHOLIA that make you want to jump off a bridge.

2026-01-17 23:13:04 UTC

I freakin’ LOVE magicians. If there’s one at a party I’ll be following them all night. Number 1 fan. Borderline restraining order required.

2026-01-15 23:41:51 UTC

You ever get the urge to learn about the Earth’s topography over time

2026-01-15 23:16:19 UTC

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LOL

2026-01-15 18:52:38 UTC

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There are no boring protocols. Only boring people.

2026-01-15 18:51:27 UTC

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Suffering

2026-01-14 17:30:55 UTC

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It took a bit and I’d be lying if I said I liked it hahahaha

2026-01-14 17:30:29 UTC

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Headaches are gone! Miss it of course… but manageable.

2026-01-14 17:29:33 UTC

So, I’m 2 weeks caffeine free!!

2026-01-14 02:21:17 UTC

A lot of people will try to kill your vibe. It’s important you do not let them.

2026-01-14 00:08:07 UTC

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Oh boy

2026-01-13 00:15:37 UTC

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Omg thank you thank you!

2026-01-12 22:30:00 UTC

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Lil Bubbleeeeee welcome!!!

2026-01-12 20:01:19 UTC

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Not that I’ve observed

2026-01-12 19:54:11 UTC

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OMG WHAT?! No!! I’ve always said I want a VR version with a full haptic suit. Is the game adapted for it? Now I’m intrigued.

2026-01-12 19:47:35 UTC

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Botw. It’s my favorite to replay.

2026-01-12 19:26:04 UTC

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Lmao!
https://image.nostr.build/96b00e78fbb2945ef55ab8531bfadd6cd631f4c221ac66bf5babfe7698a7e979.jpg

2026-01-12 19:25:24 UTC

It’s raining in Hateno Village and I’m too lazy to make a fire so I’m just gonna shitpost here til it stops

2026-01-12 19:23:41 UTC

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Omg they’re gone again!!!!

2026-01-12 19:23:24 UTC

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It was supposed to be

2026-01-12 18:57:28 UTC

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Whoah is my reply invisible

2026-01-12 18:55:58 UTC

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This

2026-01-12 18:55:42 UTC

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Yes

2026-01-12 18:55:22 UTC

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2026-01-12 18:42:48 UTC

Hot tip, I took magnesium g at 10:30 instead of my usual 7:30 pm and slept through the night. Will test again tonight.

2026-01-12 18:41:17 UTC

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Just the funniest little creatures 🥹

2026-01-12 18:40:14 UTC

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You DO you. Or did you. Idk this is getting weird.

2026-01-12 18:39:47 UTC

which, like, you did you, but I’m still gonna giggle
#nevent1q…w4mc

2026-01-12 18:39:19 UTC

I love seeing all the “WE’RE GOING BACK TO NOSTR” tweets and then they just leave again after two days lmao

2026-01-11 20:21:45 UTC

https://youtu.be/rfgjzsTp9Cs?si=vqlk6dZpmUra8HQN

2026-01-11 02:53:05 UTC

okay so my outgoing zaps aren’t working I’m going to fix it and by that I mean I’ll have Walker fix it and they shall flow again

2026-01-11 02:33:49 UTC

EDIBLE BIRD’S NEST I mean COME ON!!!!!

2026-01-11 01:02:08 UTC

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MY FAVORITE

2026-01-10 19:58:14 UTC

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Agreed

2026-01-10 18:46:31 UTC

It was lovely!
#nevent1q…77ug

2026-01-10 01:00:24 UTC

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YES

2026-01-10 00:54:42 UTC

Guys is Predator Badlands good? I’d be cutting well into my sleep time if I go this route. CRAZY Friday night, I know 🤪

2026-01-09 12:45:55 UTC

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You don’t need to be high to marvel at beauty.

2026-01-09 03:11:45 UTC

gosh colors are just so great.

2026-01-08 16:54:08 UTC

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I’m not sure