junseth

Things you can do with gold:
1) Play chess.
https://mene.com/precious-objects/gold/pawn-chess-piece-gold
2) Pretend you own a golden goose.
https://mene.com/precious-objects/gold/golden-egg-gold
3) Spell your name.
https://mene.com/charms/gold/alphabet-charm-gold
4) Tell time.
https://mene.com/rings/gold/sundial-ring-gold
5) Roll your keys.
https://mene.com/precious-objects/gold/24k-classic-dice-gold

2023-03-30 03:18:36 UTC

Well, it's official, Bitcoin is a pump and dump.
https://i.imgur.com/uz79WLE.png

2023-03-28 14:38:41 UTC

We must close the Troon loophole.

2023-03-28 04:23:37 UTC

Can y'all stand up for yourselves for once and cancel me already?

2023-03-28 01:45:21 UTC

Where do I follow the nostr Nazis? Looking to spice up my feed.

2023-03-28 01:43:50 UTC

When is the first nostr signal-like client coming out?

2023-03-28 01:43:03 UTC

Dear email spammer, I almost clicked your link. Almost.

2023-03-28 01:40:15 UTC

I'm writing a book entitled, "Bitcoin is for boys"

2023-03-28 01:39:50 UTC

I'm writing a book called "you're too smart for Bitcoin"

2023-03-28 01:39:10 UTC

I'm writing a book entitled fiat is fine.

2023-03-27 17:34:42 UTC

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Everything

2023-03-27 17:24:56 UTC

I love nostr. Spam controls are better here than Twitter and it is just based on self reporting.

2023-03-27 17:22:39 UTC

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Eat my butthole

2023-03-27 17:22:03 UTC

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I will never understand this meme.

2023-03-22 04:00:08 UTC

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I'm going to take my talents to Cleveland.

2023-03-22 03:40:44 UTC

I'm going to quit nostr if you all keep saying shit like nostr fixes everything.

2023-03-18 05:40:10 UTC

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It would require that I read anything you write for me to have the ability to repeat anything you said.

2023-03-18 00:53:16 UTC

I'm going to say it: ray dalio is an idiot. And if you read his book and think you have gained insight, you're an idiot.

2023-03-16 16:50:38 UTC

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It's thick.

2023-03-12 07:54:14 UTC

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Lol nope

2023-03-12 05:37:07 UTC

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Trying the chat out

2023-03-12 05:36:42 UTC

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I am correct.

2023-03-12 05:36:12 UTC

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Haven't listened yet, but I'm excited about this nostr podcast. I'll listen a bit later. https://cast.bitcoiner.social/@lacosanostr/episodes/ep1-modus-and-blee-on-running-relays-and-the-future-of-the-decentralized-web

2023-03-12 05:06:15 UTC

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Come join my chat. I want to experiment (not sexually, so don't get too excited). #[0]

2023-03-12 05:03:36 UTC

Zaps are like Eminem's. Everyone wants them, but you still can't give them away.

2023-03-10 23:39:30 UTC

My accelerationist bones are going for ultimate contagion coming from the silvergate and silicon valley bank failures.

2023-03-10 23:20:55 UTC

If a16z went down, shitcoin narratives would lessen greatly.

2023-03-10 05:50:54 UTC

CBDCs are good for Bitcoin. While government officials believe they are competition, they are actually just federal reserve ban accounts. They are way likely to hurt private banks more than BTC.

2023-03-10 05:43:58 UTC

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Every single person who commented was paid.

2023-03-10 02:54:54 UTC

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Glad one has cropped up. Let's see if it lasts. Hope it does.

2023-03-08 21:24:26 UTC

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It's already happened.

2023-03-08 20:01:29 UTC

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I think we're heading toward hot war.

2023-03-08 19:58:34 UTC

Please build an SMS bridge for nostr.

2023-03-08 19:55:56 UTC

Statement: The United States is currently in a state of civil war. I will give you 100 sats to engage on this post. Best comment/discussion gets 1000 sats.

2023-03-08 06:13:54 UTC

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Is it just grifting of the nostr name or is it actually related?

2023-03-08 05:42:05 UTC

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World's greatest entertainer.

2023-03-08 05:41:42 UTC

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Nostr nests seems like a hack

2023-03-08 04:55:22 UTC

Can someone make a nostr app that lets me rain sats on all my followers?

2023-03-08 04:54:31 UTC

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Sounds like a death threat. Is that how you meant it?

2023-03-08 03:35:46 UTC

Watching the jazz singer.
https://i.imgur.com/7Mf6v7T.jpg

2023-03-08 03:13:22 UTC

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It's like a ponzi. He zaps the first few to pretend.

2023-03-08 02:25:58 UTC

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The problem with #[1]'s promise is existential. He can never know if you were going to send him a dick pick instead of the pussy pic. He's never going to pay you. Do not send him pussy pics. Send him dick pics.
#[0]

2023-03-08 02:09:15 UTC

There's more signal on nostr

2023-03-08 01:49:34 UTC

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@hodl hates black people.

2023-03-08 01:48:04 UTC

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Ghey

2023-03-08 01:43:07 UTC

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He's very poor.

2023-03-08 01:42:38 UTC

If I zapped you 100 sats twice, don't take it personally. I still hate you.

2023-03-08 01:41:40 UTC

Fucking amethyst isn't letting me know who I've zapped. Lol

2023-03-08 01:36:54 UTC

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@hodl is a liar and a charlaton. He will give you nothing.

2023-03-08 01:33:29 UTC

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Look at all those sats I just sent myself

2023-03-08 01:28:41 UTC

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You're being mind controlled

2023-03-08 01:28:12 UTC

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https://i.imgur.com/s3lhPDK.jpg

2023-03-08 01:27:48 UTC

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Ive heard people say that. But it's a lie.

2023-03-08 01:27:29 UTC

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Doesn't seem like you do

2023-03-08 01:24:24 UTC

You can zap yourself. Just tried it. Sent 100 sats to me from me. Both left and arrived in the same wallet.

2023-03-08 01:23:00 UTC

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Reply w/ proof once you've done it. No easy way for me to verify or see anything on nostr since the clients all kind of suck.

2023-03-08 01:21:51 UTC

Ok everyone here we go. I'm copying @hodl and zapping 100 sats to anyone who follows me and retweets this post over the next 24 hours or until I run out of the 300k sats I've been zapped on nostr, whichever comes first. I will send an additional 69 sats to anyone who tags @hodl in a post and sends him a dick pic. (Add to this post a link for credit - pictures of Richard Nixon are acceptable). And an additional 41 sats if you send @hodl or me a public death threat. You are not allowed to make good on the death threat, however. Goes without saying, but I know that most of you are storing your pee in bottles in your bedroom. So it needed to be said.

2023-03-07 22:34:41 UTC

Sir, can you make this wine better?
I decant.

2023-03-06 17:28:02 UTC

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I might

2023-03-06 17:06:53 UTC

You think nostr's big now? Wait until Donald Trump gets here.

2023-03-06 17:05:29 UTC

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I'm practicing the thing I tweeted about: lying to new people.

2023-03-06 17:01:45 UTC

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How rude of you to comment but not zap. That's not how we operate 'round here.

2023-03-06 17:00:54 UTC

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Honestly, these apps should add programmatic ads. And each user should be able to turn on the "support the project by displaying ads" button in their profile.

2023-03-06 16:58:57 UTC

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Not relevant. The issue is, even if you want to participate in the gripefest, no one can hear you unless your Milo yiannopoulousososos.

2023-03-06 16:54:29 UTC

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Actually #[5] would love for you to speak on this.

2023-03-06 16:53:15 UTC

What if we tell all the new people that get here that it's rude not to zap people when you comment on their post and make them feel bad about it? Lol. We could take all their money.

2023-03-06 16:51:53 UTC

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Kind of makes you wonder if the algos really were/are the problem.

2023-03-06 16:41:55 UTC

Tomorrow I give all the nostr earnings back to the people in an effort to get more followers than #[0]. Stay tuned!

2023-03-06 16:31:46 UTC

How do I get rid of the Chinese post in search?

2023-03-06 16:29:00 UTC

I’ve tried all the apps that have attempted an Exodus from Twitter. They all sucked. They all felt like farting into the wind. I’m amazed, but also enthralled as to the reason that nostr is different. I’m heard, you’re heard, and sending posts gets engagement. Can someone who understands the architecture explain what is different here from, say, gab or truth social or parlour?

2023-03-06 02:17:55 UTC

I'm told that Bitcoin has no real world use cases. Please explain to me, then, why the government had to ban bearer instruments rather than simply ask people nicely to stop using them. They were useless right?

2023-03-05 23:13:42 UTC

Bitcoin is for retards.

2023-03-05 08:58:25 UTC

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He is
#[0]

2023-03-03 04:03:45 UTC

I always thought it was nostr as in pater noster.

2023-03-03 04:01:25 UTC

She traveled so secretly, an article was written about it. https://www.arcamax.com/currentnews/newsheadlines/s-2791672?fs

2023-03-03 03:41:57 UTC

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I wrote displanting. Lol, fucking Damus has the most aggressive spellchecker ever.