Swear Jar

5 sats for "retard". 10 sats an F bomb. 30 for saying cunt. Pay up. I'll be watching.

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2026-02-06 16:18:49 UTC

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Correct answer

2026-02-06 10:29:16 UTC

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Same with them making mistakes

2026-02-06 10:06:07 UTC

The people on GameStop Reddit are planning to meet on the comments section of Gangnam Style on youtube if their sub gets shut down.
Like a sort of fiat nostr to share their ideas without censorship.
They are so close. And I love them.

2026-02-05 04:21:13 UTC

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"I see everything"

2026-02-04 22:14:02 UTC

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So soft

2026-02-04 02:09:14 UTC

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They seem like retarded beliefs until you humor your christian wife by joining her at a deliverance ministry and end up having to hold her up while she's shaking and twitching and you almost vomit and shit yourself multiple times because some "thing" gets transmitted through you while she goes through the weird legal proceeding and then gets cured of her anxiety after and can get into a strangers car with your kids without you in the middle of the night in a foreign country without any anxiety anymore because she's cured from the demons you pooped out.
I woulda thought it was retarded until that day too man all good.

2026-02-02 20:48:54 UTC

Get him to ask Saylor if Bitcoin should be used as money or not. Tell him to bring pepper spray.

2026-02-02 16:22:07 UTC

Carnivores: If you're ordering patties at McDonalds and want cheese slices, tell the cashier to ring in tartar sauce and tell the kitchen staff to sub for cheese.

2026-02-01 20:03:49 UTC

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This is the correct answer

2026-02-01 18:03:42 UTC

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Beautiful

2026-02-01 12:33:37 UTC

If you're grumpy today, try going for a long ass walk while listening to the Bitcoin Swear Jar podcast on spotify.
Episode 1 is called "Porn for Bitcoiners"
In it I talk about Home-Aloning your house, boomer derangement syndrome, and how fucking depressing it is that your friend masturbates on the internet for a living.
95% grump free. No flame thumbnails. No open mouths or pointing at shit.
Its on Spotify because I don't know how to upload on Fountain yet. Still waiting for the tutorial to come out.
#40HPW

2026-02-01 02:59:31 UTC

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Buildish is the new bullish.

2026-01-31 23:56:47 UTC

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Great tutorial thanks. Been looking everywhere for this.

2026-01-31 20:40:45 UTC

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Fair point. Flying to Australia in 10 seconds would be pretty sick.

2026-01-31 17:15:29 UTC

Working on a nostr app that let's you steal sats from people you disagree with.

2026-01-31 15:49:19 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/6b4c396851ab771dbe811f6fd8fd39374bd640ad1e0e5f8c0b5fed3b58b98c35.jpg

2026-01-31 14:05:40 UTC

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I'm not there, but I'm here

2026-01-31 05:20:04 UTC

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Mine taught me about vaccines being bullshit when we first met and I thought she was fucking nuts.
What a sweet summer child I was.

2026-01-30 20:21:25 UTC

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I like "The Scratch And Sniff Guide to Wine" as a way of learning how to taste and appreciate wine in a non-snobby way.
Its designed like a kids book with scratch and sniff fields to learn what you're tasting.
It made me like chardonnay. Or as my friends call it: "Chardogay"

2026-01-30 14:34:42 UTC

Hashpower Academy on YouTube is a kickass resource. @nprofile…kahw

2026-01-28 21:42:38 UTC

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C'mon we're just bored, Lyn.

2026-01-28 21:29:17 UTC

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Lightning integration for membership payments wouldn't kill them either.

2026-01-28 02:00:21 UTC

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Weird

2026-01-27 02:21:34 UTC

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Weird. I wonder wtf happened.

2026-01-21 22:02:29 UTC

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Welcome.

2026-01-21 03:56:57 UTC

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What a great 4th turning. We grew as a family and made it out ok. I even taught my kids how to kill squirells with a rock sling at 20 yards.
Dont return those freeze dryers yet though boys. Its time to get ready for the next 4th turning: 2112 here we come.
https://fountain.fm/episode/UCLLeq3EYT3PJuBrbG9f
#nevent1q…rrsz

2026-01-21 03:45:19 UTC

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I want an episode where you guys interview Michael Saylor about whether or not bitcoin should be used as money.
https://fountain.fm/episode/JPFebn3sLwbn4IDaGi9B
#nevent1q…sssv

2026-01-21 03:05:15 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/5a5936123b65cdc876d97042ce28e4b31dbf2968633a504ab7a207dd58ab197e.jpg

2026-01-20 23:20:26 UTC

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Another reason is that every classroom of 25 kids has at least 1 pervert with unrestricted access to porn
These children are desperate to be validated by your children at recess every day.

2026-01-20 22:16:04 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/5357638a2a6a53f1a8e1f538868ff86155327dc06bca4ac843f8ecc77137c64e.jpg

2026-01-20 21:56:38 UTC

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Puts hair on your chest

2026-01-20 21:53:55 UTC

My wife keeps telling me that we are the "poorest rich people and the richest poor people."
Currently broken down on the highway in a 15 year old Honda and can't fix the transmission because we "bought the fucking dip".
Someone tell her to chill tf out.

2026-01-20 14:29:57 UTC

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Legit
https://fountain.fm/episode/xXHjmp1NNzSiZDG7naog
#nevent1q…8zw2

2026-01-20 14:10:18 UTC

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We made it through, boys.

2026-01-18 20:00:04 UTC

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"You are here"

2026-01-18 04:42:11 UTC

Talked to a new friend way too fuckin much about bitcoin tonight..

2026-01-18 04:34:47 UTC

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Awesome I hope you like it. Sorry if its too weird.

2026-01-18 02:32:29 UTC

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I checked the other answers and mine is the correct one.

2026-01-18 02:31:26 UTC

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I recommend "Dinner in America"

2026-01-14 23:00:50 UTC

Slings are pretty badass

2026-01-14 15:47:48 UTC

Can anyone recommend a description of why the Civil War happened that doesn't make Lincoln look like a guest on the View?

2026-01-14 15:40:33 UTC

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So many pairs of pants could have been saved following this one simple rule.
Also at least one passenger side air vent in a Toyota Hilux. AC will cool it down on hot days but then you light your cab on fire.

2026-01-14 02:19:22 UTC

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Take me higher

2026-01-14 00:14:17 UTC

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One of the hallmarks of mental health issues, grief, etc. is the feeling that you are forsaken by god (and that its your fault.)

2026-01-13 17:49:06 UTC

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That we are too early.

2026-01-13 17:13:05 UTC

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If you think Saylor's mad now though just wait until he finally gets out of his NGU phase and learns the government isn't his friend.
I'm surprised he hasn't seeing as he has read 15000 pages of Will Durant talking about how governments fuck their people over and over again by printing stable coins I mean money.

2026-01-13 02:59:22 UTC

@nprofile…d8n5 talking openly about issuing stable coins on Bitcoin reminds me of when I forgot I was pretending to work as a military detachment to the embassy looking for local fire and police service times and started telling locals I was looking for golf courses and restaurants for diplomats and shit. Almost got arrested but got the day job back on track and ended up getting Maduro's cold card from his cleaning ladys sock drawer.
Point being: even the smoothest talking Feds lose track of their cover for action once in a while. My guess is his handlers will let him know he's gone off narrative and he will be doing straight bitcoin talks again in no time. No more crypto blockchain stock fiat rail dogshit. All bitcoin all day for Agent Saylor.
Also Saylor crashing out from @nprofile…q2rk asking him a simple question about treasury companies being bullshit companies that will puke bitcoin was great. Danny you crushed it man. Next time ask him if bitcoin should be used as money. That'll get him really pissed.
If you think Saylor's mad now though just wait until he finally gets out of his NGU phase and learns the government isn't his friend.
I'm surprised he hasn't seeing as he has read 15000 pages of Will Durant talking about how governments fuck their people over and over again by printing stable coins I mean money.

2026-01-12 17:26:44 UTC

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No worries brother. Let me know how it goes if you try it.

2026-01-12 15:11:07 UTC

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I think a high fat carnivore diet is the best way to reduce inflammation and heal.
I come from a job that slowly kills you with injuries to the body and brain. At one point I couldn’t pick up my kids without serious lower back pain and neck pain. Washing the dishes was an issue at one point.
Now I can go do anything they want to: the trampoline park, skateboarding, etc. All because of the diet. Zero physio, zero medications, zero BS. It’s the diet.
Do research it though and see what you think. Carb cravings and electrolyte imbalances will go away after a week or two. Histamine concerns can cause challenges in some. There’s a lot to dig into but it’s usually summed up with: Eat only fatty meat, and if you are having troubles of any kind, eat more fat.
Watch this guy’s stuff: @npub1kyk…ea0g

2026-01-12 04:10:27 UTC

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Ancel Keyes is up there

2026-01-12 03:51:26 UTC

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They'll come around.

2026-01-10 04:15:59 UTC

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Don't orange pill him or he will become a 3.5 fast from constantly asking his fares if they are "interested in bitcoin at all"

2026-01-10 02:03:06 UTC

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Absolute 9 banger
#nevent1q…3su2

2026-01-09 23:54:12 UTC

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What are your thoughts on running Bugle Core?

2026-01-09 23:22:42 UTC

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Jeez. Sounds badass.

2026-01-09 05:40:10 UTC

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People gotta take better care of their phones smh

2026-01-09 03:45:48 UTC

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Great song

2026-01-08 17:36:36 UTC

@nprofile…ng9p I didn't realize that I had been listening to (and creating) low-test, doomer, bullshit indie music until I heard your music and woke the fuck up.
I realized I was being dragged into the dark by losers that eat cornflakes for breakfast and will never have children.
I hope to make some music that brings light to people's lives and strengthens them instead of bringing them down.
Thanks for the inspiration man.
@nprofile…yxmn

2026-01-07 05:15:09 UTC

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Imagine politically having another California where its cold and shitty all the time.

2026-01-07 04:57:34 UTC

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This would be indistinguishable from importing 40 million illegal immigrants and having a bigger Alaska.

2026-01-07 04:35:15 UTC

Where are we on Bitcoin Cash? It's up 44% this year. Might sell the fork and sweep it all over.
I'm gonna try 51% attacking the network with my PS2 tonight.
Oh shit its up 44% on the 5 year too.
Gonna start a podcast interviewing the holdouts for future generations to study.
Could be wrong though. Might hold the fork a bit longer. #hodlin #bcash

2026-01-07 04:19:51 UTC

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I would but I need a tutorial on how to send testnet4 coins.

2026-01-07 02:26:31 UTC

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The whole time watching it I was thinking "it would be hard for bitcoin to fix this."

2026-01-07 00:30:28 UTC

Part of my bitcoin journey was tattooing a Metamask seed phrase for some ETH shitcoin onto my leg.
No one is too far from saving

2026-01-05 20:37:13 UTC

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Try feeding it raw meat instead of kibble and its blood sugar and overall mental health should improve after a couple weeks.
But also some cats just don't get how easy they have it.

2026-01-05 02:10:39 UTC

Only Satoshi knows what the price is gonna be and he's dead.

2026-01-04 19:18:12 UTC

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I'd rather get 69 sats than 100

2026-01-04 14:38:08 UTC

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Shoulda had his notifications turned on.

2026-01-04 13:25:10 UTC

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Exactly

2026-01-04 05:37:07 UTC

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The Path to Bitcoin: Episode 37 talks about Eurodollar > Fed
He says that the Fed is basically a scape goat for the Eurodollar system siphoning value from us without people knowing.
I'm not able to explain it or argue it well though. Still learning. Check it out. It's pretty wild.

2026-01-04 02:31:14 UTC

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When i exited the system I crashed out on Facebook saying "$#@# the government" and "#%$@ the IRS" and stuff. Even made a short that went kinda viral on tick tock so now I'm living out of a van going from meetup to meetup asking people to buy me mcdonalds and love's gift cards in exchange for sats so I can buy beef patties and gas on the road.
Its been cool and cypherpunk and stuff but definitely recommend you read this and try the quiet departure.

2026-01-03 23:47:41 UTC

My vote for the best bitcoin podcast in the world is "The Path To Bitcoin"
Episode 37 is on how wrong you and I are about inflation and the fed and how it relates to the value of Bitcoin. It just blew me away.
The podcast is the exact opposite of mine. So if you like it go ahead and steer clear of mine.
It's a startling and impressive use of human intelligence, whereas mine is a startling and impressive misuse of human intelligence.

2026-01-03 20:37:19 UTC

Most people are unthinking statist zombies and will never get Bitcoin. For example: me, a year ago.

2026-01-03 16:51:54 UTC

@nprofile…5krg "2112", by Rush, is a concept album about a guy who finds a guitar and learns to play it in a totalitarian communist civilization in the year 2112. It ends with a rebellion wresting control of the "federation". One of my all time favorites. It was based on Anthem by Ayn Rand apparently.
The coincidences with bitcoin are pretty interesting. (Palindrome of 21, Ayn Rand, etc. Also the meta concept of music being subversive to states and even premonitions of civilisation being saved, etc. are neat)
Seems in line with the Phish podcast and may be of interest to you. Curious of your thoughts.

2026-01-03 16:26:06 UTC

Are you allowed smoking in Pubkey? Either one.

2025-12-29 17:37:38 UTC

More on fiat poverty zombies attacking your citadel:
Complex systems trending to zero or infinity will not necessarily go to either. A brazilllion other things can happen instead.
Mapping doom scenarios onto bitcoin is the same thing Malthusians and Keynesians have done with everything (population, oil supply, deflation, etc) for the past several decades.
Thinking that things will collapse to the point of "normies" being tricked into hating you and attacking you because you own bitcoin is the same species of reasoning by fear.
That being said, I still recommend Home-Aloning your house with pepper spray traps, and a picking up a Honey Badger with 300 Black Out for non-KYC home defense
BECAUSE IT'S SO MUCH FUN, JAN!

2025-12-29 17:29:15 UTC

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Complex systems trending to zero or infinity will not necessarily go to either. A brazilllion other things can happen instead.
Mapping doom scenarios onto bitcoin is the same thing Malthusians and Keynesians have done with everything (population, oil supply, deflation, etc) for the past several decades.
That being said, I still recommend Home-Aloning your house with pepper spray traps, and a picking up Honey Badger with 300 Black Out for non-KYC home defense.