If you ever find yourself in Zürich make sure to give me a shout for a free Beer.
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Last Notes npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch @nprofile…xz9d cc @nprofile…x4c6 a tiger!! npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch when companies call themselves a "family" they mean like an epstein family kind of thing npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch the jews didn't like Jesus because he had a real job npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch anyone wanna mumble? npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch @nprofile…6xru npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch some owl outside lol npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch damn my hand looks fucked up, i just play with the cat npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch they're called edgerunners, they're the ones who who edge while running 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hosting is BACK, gonna get my own mumble server in order npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch my mom looking at my pristine room scanning for anything she can complain about npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch why does eating bread and milk make me feel so fat npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch Been bullshitting with mys sister for so long she developed an intuition of knowing when im saying nonsense and when i am saying truth FUCK npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch After being exposed to mkultra waves since a child i learned how to psychically rape npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch @nprofile…2g7j yo this is a shitpost no fucking way npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch @nprofile…5qmw GLaDOS, but without the hot voice and "ethics" 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the text "Netflix" npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch when we win, we will have HR Ladies RAPED. npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch nvm it was a Gut Check by God, got rejected. npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch scratch that actually i forgot to turn on the light, still white as bronze npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch >quitting cigarettes npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch @nprofile…zja9 CC @nprofile…x4c6 npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch >ask God for help npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch you know it's bad when they ask CAN TOUCH TYPE on the requirements npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch @nprofile…yl4k imagine you got a computer, and you can't do the shit that was what computers were used for since the mothafucking computer dark ages NIGGA npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch @nprofile…6aew what you are saying is right, i just don't feel like it, feeling tired npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch the problem with quitting cigarettes is that i unironically don't have a reason to go outside now, my life is so miserable and i got nothing going on npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch @nprofile…qqp5 bullet beats paper npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch we are reaching levels of rape never conceived before npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch jacking off in balatro rn npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch if monster girls were real i'd RAPE a harpy. npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch VA-API, THROUGH DOCKER, EVERYTHING WORKED, FIRST TRY NIGGUH, WE ARE SOOOO BACK npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch OH MY GOD IT WORKED FIRST TRY I AM FUCKING CUMMMINNGGGG NNNGGGHHHHH npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch that feeling when the mount is taking an uncomfortable amount of time 🥀 npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch yoooooooooooooooo npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch so excited at the prospect of waking up tomorrow and setting up my server so i can larp as a jobcel npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch @nprofile…za8l oh yeah i know about yunohost, it's just i already have my docker stuff mostly set up, so rather than deal with that hassle i'll just go and set it up npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch @nprofile…raux i used a dating app once and it was honestly disgusting, honestly the design of these apps is filthy, to get success i can't be honest and serious i have to show a version of myself that is inauthentic. npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch these HR ladies are working against me, i am being targeted by big foid npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch @nprofile…yl4k i am going ubuntu server dawg this shit is hot garbage, yo command i need to change perms is missing, that's alright, install the package that is there for it, still non present and no equivelent, UBUNTU SERVER. npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch i hate computers so fucking muchhhh fuckkkkkk nigga npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch fuck debian man what a bunch of niggers, shit don't work npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch this is gonna put me in the red HARD fuuuuuuck npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch salute for a fallen soldier, this one helped me pirate over 2.5 tb worth of anime npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch erm, gentlemen, i think it's over, the server has died, but now i have an idea, i got a pretty good laptop with a broken screen somewhere here, now i can just have it larp as a server since it doesn't seem to have any other use other than wasting space lmao npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/19/25/27/1925274ce599af4793a89565fc6d7fd66f22ce193e2869fda68bcc40abfe51d2.webp?name=ciNuQS8pRZUaOw.webp npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch round one LMAO npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch BREAKING NEWS: npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch @nprofile…y9u6 nigga are you my RAV AGENT? fuck off npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch they should make a frieren themed perfume and frierens perfume is literally just grandma smell npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch @nprofile…235q i thought his password was "I<3RapingChildren" tbh npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch just DM'd friends GF to pester him to get a new friendslop game so we can play it for 1 hour and never play it again npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch i shouldn't have gone the IT route, i should have taken a hint from my biology grades and shoulda gone medical npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch @nprofile…j83d my dad knows a plane engineer i should pester him for help on my shitty duct taped together plane designs (i helped him with IT problems twice) 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THIS FOR 2 HOURS. npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch @nprofile…fq95 >have shipping problems npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch anyone wanna mumble? npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch @nprofile…6aew once again i am not in Germany i am in Switzerland npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch >decide everyday i am going to do a minimum amount of job applications instead of just doing them when i feel like it. npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch @nprofile…yl4k yeah makes sense, if you wanna hop in just gimme a message btw, il invite you to the xmpp chat npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch @nprofile…yl4k mumble the program for voice chatting, it's the most fun, with burner in it too (he's almost never there, he's a castrated goy slave) npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch @nprofile…yl4k is all good, don't let this place keep you down, 90% of my fedi fun time is just on the mumbles instead of the fedi itself anyways lol. npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch @nprofile…yl4k Welcome back, was a bit worried, hope everything is Good npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch mom found out about the gif search feature on whatsapp npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch you'd take a bullet for your wife? would you take a norwood +3 npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch @nprofile…5kp5 @nprofile…p9a6 @nprofile…t3h7 can't flirt with an AI trying to get a raise tho so idk npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch @nprofile…t3h7 job search looking so awful npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch Good morning npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/4c/46/ff/4c46ff225d273663704800afb61ee0346e17f84a8acb53f97957f94ad8a80e5b.webp?name=clzcRLnw1T7UXQ.webp npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch @nprofile…y9u6 @nprofile…v3ht yeah but at the same time she IS a child right now, so theorizing about her future sexual fantasies is just weird. npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch Thank the Lord for nicotine and alcohol npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch BEERRRRT npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch @nprofile…y9u6 @nprofile…v3ht anyways nigga you know she's a child so you could do better by not projecting that onto an actual child npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch @nprofile…y9u6 @nprofile…v3ht my sis already does the AI stuff, the other one i don't think she would ever get near that stuff npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch @nprofile…y9u6 3 (those were all new listings) npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch @nprofile…v3ht just burn it all npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch @nprofile…caqd go get her KING npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch @nprofile…y9u6 if ONLY it was that easy npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch lost your gotdamn mind npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch the worst part of calling for IT support is when you listen to the dogshit music for 10 minutes, then it stops, your ears perk up, but nah the liquid dogshit continues npub1cp5mk5v5nwumhn03m0g06lcv5j57jy865sgvxkgejjeq5tl34qdqwy4kea jolly Milch NEVERMIND I TAKE IT FUCKING BACK
