poe

Potentially a person.
Something of a weirdsmouth.
Impossible poster.
Gfy 🫂

Public Key

npub1uq6dv4yq94704gk5r22jsqg9gy2wpxkk5dft9q5gugc8tj53nq2qg5q22d

NIP-05 Address

Profile Code

nprofile1qqswqdxk2jqz6l865t2p49fgqyz5z98qntt2x54js2ywyvr4e2ges9qprfmhxue69uhhg6r9vehhyetnwshxummnw3erztnrdakszyrhwden5te0dehhxarj9emkjmn9qyg8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnvv9hxg8degqc

Publishing to

theforest.nostr1.com

nostr.wine

nostr.land

Author Public Key

npub1uq6dv4yq94704gk5r22jsqg9gy2wpxkk5dft9q5gugc8tj53nq2qg5q22d

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Last Notes

2026-03-04 04:01:17 UTC

https://i.nostr.build/9XcTufVO7A0xFIvR.jpg

2026-03-04 03:37:03 UTC

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Credit where Credit is due 😂

2026-03-04 03:33:53 UTC

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It's the "numbuh go up teknolojy" financial co op.

2026-03-04 02:49:12 UTC

Too many Bitcoin products and services. Not enough products and services paid for in bitcoin.

2026-02-19 23:32:49 UTC

"Mr. Wexner, so/are they just turning all those foreskins into like calamari rings or like... Civeche or something?"
#nevent1q…ng5u

2026-02-16 17:25:58 UTC

My shiddy little experiment of a lightning node has routed 74 million sats in a little under a year and a half.
I'm underwater by a large margin on fees earned versus basic costs, but that was never the point.

2026-02-14 03:04:36 UTC

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The browser logins for mobile are 🤌
I love my regular browsing on Amethyst but I've been getting some heavy usage of not only nostr clients I'd usually not be utilizing but also realizing how cumbersome "open in wallet" or copy and pasting an invoice can be.

2026-02-09 02:33:43 UTC

When my dad asks how many blocks I've mined and if I'm winning.
https://i.nostr.build/0o1FbNA8HonRh72q.jpg

2026-02-07 04:06:06 UTC

They'll take your diamonds
And give you steel
https://youtu.be/oKxdL9Erh30

2026-02-07 01:09:24 UTC

Shoot strait, a crooked nail bends
When the top hits the bottom it ends
https://youtu.be/cbIxXVoOjRM

2026-02-05 23:30:27 UTC

"But muh gainz"

2026-02-05 23:28:06 UTC

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With this meme in existence I don't know why anyone is even the slightest surprised 😂🫡

2026-02-05 23:05:15 UTC

My 19 year old work program reader card adapter finally broke. Might as well add the most amount of flare I've added to anything to the new one.
https://i.nostr.build/0lW5IUZfMbPGsVvV.jpg

2026-02-04 02:04:28 UTC

The appropriate amount if cowbell
#nevent1q…fecz

2026-02-01 02:36:00 UTC

Bear with me I'm trying to do like three satires at once
https://i.nostr.build/kgwYZQY88fjXWHOP.jpg

2026-01-31 23:59:37 UTC

How it feels talking to my silver/goldbug/stonk/gamblin' friend even after you helped him buy his first $200 worth of sats three years ago:
https://i.nostr.build/o3M6y6Qtr1MyRGdA.gif

2026-01-31 23:47:49 UTC

https://i.nostr.build/GxKG.gif
https://i.nostr.build/941kOf3hE6Fae1KC.gif
https://i.nostr.build/9z0Dv.gif

2026-01-30 02:41:58 UTC

"We have heat at home"
The heat at home:
https://i.nostr.build/Uh0lpr92WIbXtfbf.jpg

2026-01-29 23:28:45 UTC

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Ooh does this mean I can point one of my bitaxes back to the Alliance outside the block party 👀?

2026-01-28 01:36:16 UTC

Amber, Citrine, Amethyst, Yakihonne, Keychat for any browser extension stuff I want to fiddle with on mobile.
Solid coverage for the windows and ways I want to view nostr through.

2026-01-27 00:34:02 UTC

Make the funnies for you, because if you don't they're not funny to anyone. 🫡
#nevent1q…7e5k

2026-01-27 00:30:12 UTC

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Damn those some heavy feeters 😂

2026-01-27 00:25:35 UTC

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Ffs I hope not 😂🤔

2026-01-26 20:59:28 UTC

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"Weapons" was a fun flick 😂

2026-01-26 01:17:23 UTC

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I don't know why but I read this to the tune of "You got a friend in me" 😂

2026-01-26 00:35:05 UTC

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Use a VPN or Orbot? https://i.nostr.build/177spCbIzDNeqOyF.gif

2026-01-25 21:58:41 UTC

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Designed Ergonomically to Imprison you in medical debt but offering you a big L with Lumber support. 🤔

2026-01-25 21:18:05 UTC

I fuggen forgetted @nprofile…uukj 🤦 dey got da best pecan buttuh
#nevent1q…c3a2

2026-01-25 21:16:58 UTC

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Oshi!!!! I knew I forgot one. Damn snow and early onset dementia got me too tired to get my shit right 😂🥶🫂

2026-01-25 21:13:30 UTC

Shout out @nprofile…d5tl, @nprofile…ncnc, @nprofile…dpt9, @nprofile…zgg4 for the exchanges in borderless peer to peer money we've exchanged in.
#nevent1q…gujp

2026-01-25 21:00:37 UTC

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Their*

2026-01-25 21:00:25 UTC

"They're the same picture. Always a has bin."
- a memes somewhere.

2026-01-25 20:45:43 UTC

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I like the number 7, but this sucks 😂🥶

2026-01-25 19:21:30 UTC

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https://i.nostr.build/GiHg41rgpmAny2Rd.gif https://i.nostr.build/qRHAywaBAFlVAQKz.gif

2026-01-25 18:55:40 UTC

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Starting with super light/fine crystalline flakes here. Only a couple inches so far.
https://npub1uq6dv4yq94704gk5r22jsqg9gy2wpxkk5dft9q5gugc8tj53nq2qg5q22d.blossom.band/af975c6c46a9046ce84cf6266ae78f2963ae9f695376158ff5212d2e1a2616a1.jpg

2026-01-25 18:12:34 UTC

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Maybe I should point my heaters to Ocean pool for now instead of solo for the increased rewards. 🤔
Nah.

2026-01-25 15:09:45 UTC

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Getting water to the animals this time of year is such a huge pain.

2026-01-25 14:56:30 UTC

Fuck it's cold.

2026-01-24 23:31:00 UTC

https://i.nostr.build/8yjqiSdi9JT5TZdp.gif
#nevent1q…dlc8

2026-01-24 22:34:14 UTC

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She's a two days old and has pep, finds mom to nurse, kicks around, so. Doing well enough.

2026-01-24 22:28:21 UTC

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This makes sense. Although I'm not even sure I trust myself 100 🤔

2026-01-24 20:54:52 UTC

Its 1°F. As good a time as any to plop out a calf.
https://i.nostr.build/cHujyEV5k6qGpPX5.jpg https://i.nostr.build/ODH2t1pZ7T91zVY4.jpg

2026-01-24 13:20:50 UTC

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Ah yeah, not those fake npuds. My stupid.

2026-01-24 03:49:03 UTC

Its even easier to spend it to merchants that accept it. Across borders. In a shady middle of the night nostr deal.
Or just a BTC Pay invoice.
You'll probably get a handwritten note and some stickers too.
#nevent1q…up9x

2026-01-24 03:42:09 UTC

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Shid, this didn't load before I posted. Seconded

2026-01-24 03:41:10 UTC

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Deadwood.

2026-01-23 13:11:01 UTC

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Too keep certain apps separate from, or hidden from my main profile, or even just to add some friction for myself to not be constantly clicking on stuff out of boredom.
Personal preference I guess.

2026-01-23 01:17:15 UTC

I've schizophrenically compartmentalized my new phone into three user profiles with differing permissions and purposes.
https://i.nostr.build/F3qQmW9BDIuYgf3G.gif

2026-01-22 00:07:09 UTC

While I'm migrating around my current two phone set up, one with my legacy bullshit I still need, and one with just what I want. It's pretty cool that both Citrine intalls work as an individual local relay with the same port, without me having to adjust anything on @nprofile…wywf in my relay settings.
I've got a few other nostr clients and apps that give me a lot of optionality but @nprofile…xcpk and @nprofile…2lxp drive a hard bargain for Android users.

2026-01-21 01:34:47 UTC

I'm neither shaken, nor stirred.

2026-01-19 22:52:47 UTC

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A trip indeed.

2026-01-19 22:36:32 UTC

Going through old photos. Solid walk that day I may or may not have been on psylocibes.
https://i.nostr.build/fVFBrWnTUYvHNwJ5.jpg https://i.nostr.build/GfxAAafuC9Hyylum.jpg https://i.nostr.build/hkymGpCrPb4Wbs8u.jpg https://i.nostr.build/A7pCt57CJ31LDZLF.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/Ewl5krtRGJvKssni.jpg

2026-01-19 18:30:01 UTC

I'm noticing way less crashes, bugs, lag and general jitters from Amethyst on an old pixel 7a with Graphene installed. Honestly all the nostr apps I've decided to bring over to it seem to function more reliably.
Searches still suck, but interesting.

2026-01-19 17:58:23 UTC

The day after.
https://i.nostr.build/LbawsXUQlGf2ABl1.jpg

2026-01-18 04:00:01 UTC

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I'm a noob, but this seems accurate.

2026-01-18 02:10:12 UTC

The watchers.
https://i.nostr.build/uuXx3gVXue8o1BUz.jpg https://i.nostr.build/k1MY1aYPyM8WA0Ki.jpg

2026-01-17 22:21:21 UTC

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Not much better. But better than none.

2026-01-17 22:20:11 UTC

The irony is I've got better service coverage on a silent.link esim than I do with Verizon I pay more for even when it isn't down for a day.

2026-01-17 18:38:31 UTC

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I have a bunch of stuff to fool around with now 👀

2026-01-17 18:28:59 UTC

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If you can I was too cucked to bother figuring out how to dig through my overbloated UI to find it.
Better to just start completely new, rather than try to "migrate"
I'm keeping the old one for all the bullshit I still have to keep up with in the clown show.

2026-01-17 18:19:08 UTC

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I'm so relieved I don't have that swipe left slop news page anymore 🥹

2026-01-17 18:13:23 UTC

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Pixel 7a

2026-01-17 17:37:17 UTC

So if Fabio got hit in the face with a seagull on a roller coaster where does this lead?
#nevent1q…rffs

2026-01-17 17:24:02 UTC

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Trust process you will. Ready you'll be when in time.
Or something profound 😅

2026-01-17 17:20:53 UTC

I welcome clunkier keyboards fore they make my typos butter.

2026-01-17 17:19:28 UTC

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For sure. I've still got my old pixel, and figured this one would be the backup for the more important stuff, but now I'm realizing howuch distracting trash was on the Googled one.
Its taken me too long to get here.

2026-01-17 17:02:09 UTC

https://i.nostr.build/ntg4201An1Ez3hBp.jpg

2026-01-17 17:00:05 UTC

Not going to lie I was pretty sure I was too chudlike to manage switching to GrapheneOS, but I've got to say, I feel refreshed and cleansed. Also way less clunky than I thought it would be, pretty snappy. @nprofile…t78r and Obtanium FTW.
I'm late to the party but my whole journey has been a gradual concession to making things as difficult and dorky as possible in my digital realm.

2026-01-17 14:46:05 UTC

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Funnily enough, this exact message from Obtanium is what pushed me to finally start that transition.

2026-01-17 03:05:24 UTC

Finally got around to beginning the move over to GrapheneOS. Restarting with just the stuff I want, silent.link signal and simplex. Keeping the old phone as a trash heap for the spam calls and regular garbage in garbage out.

2026-01-11 01:41:34 UTC

Just rewatched Army of Darkness.
Hundreds of people on screen, choreographed fights, enormous set design, stop motion, pyrotechnics, hundreds of props and puppets, special effects artist mastery, stunt men, latex, slapstick comedy, Bruce Campbell, guys on fire, skeletons, great musical score, comedy, full commitment to the bullshit, seven Bruce Campbells fighting one Bruce Campbell Charlie Chaps meets the stooges style, smooth runtime of about 80 minutes...
$13 million dollars in 1992. Even in terms of inflation this shit still rules. And the amount of effort to make it a thing is monumental.
And it gives no regards to your understanding for the lore of the prior two movies because it doesn't even care. There's no "message" to be had. It's pure unrivaled spectacle. You get on the ride and enjoy it or you lose out.
They don't make bullshit like they used to.

2026-01-10 21:54:19 UTC

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This skit gets me every time 😂

2026-01-10 21:28:06 UTC

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I strongly relate to this note
https://i.nostr.build/qB3wGMRdueHDl61V.jpg

2026-01-10 04:10:51 UTC

https://i.nostr.build/qvOY4wTnWRwXSnZG.jpg
#nevent1q…8ahd

2026-01-10 04:09:27 UTC

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https://i.nostr.build/ull7CdhhGYUFW3Uc.jpg

2026-01-09 21:57:01 UTC

Spent all day at work wondering why my node went offline and my miners switched to their fallback pools, ruling out a power outage. Finally got home and it wouldn't turn on. Turns out the cats must've been rough housing behind the TV and managed to unplug just my node.
Crisis averted.

2026-01-09 03:28:29 UTC

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I don't really know what any of this means nor can a see it on the latest version of Amethyst from obtanium 🤷
https://i.nostr.build/npRJMtLpEIInzE41.jpg

2026-01-09 02:08:02 UTC

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https://i.nostr.build/6UZzOA0xKVhrMez4.jpg

2026-01-07 03:43:53 UTC

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Hold on, I think you're being modest.
Syphilis ain't got shit on dad's jokes
https://i.nostr.build/pLhXsMR9T9ZUfUPY.gif

2026-01-07 03:35:18 UTC

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It's a sissyfeign task. https://i.nostr.build/ddTpVCaA4TMgGKRy.jpg
https://youtu.be/CqLb8jXSoQI

2026-01-07 03:26:18 UTC

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Uphill both ways?

2026-01-07 03:12:18 UTC

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Fuckin' A I guess 😂

2026-01-07 02:59:44 UTC

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My mom was psyched I got her Ghee for a Christmas stuffer. She'd heard about it but hadn't done her research to actually go about getting some.
Me, unaware of that, apparently actually got her something she'd been wanting.
I'm on my second jar, so. In fewer words:
https://i.nostr.build/84XB4aYYfhF75xaZ.jpg

2026-01-05 02:01:31 UTC

Torrenting movies is cool and all I really use now since cancelling all my streaming subscriptions, but goddamn the buffering to 33% and audio desyncing when I'm just trying to watch Brunflefly vomit drop the dude's arm and leg during the last 12 minutes of "The Fly" is frustrating AF.

2026-01-01 00:57:27 UTC

Happy New Quality Lear or something
https://i.nostr.build/EOoSyS7pIMw7eOiN.jpg

2025-12-28 05:00:04 UTC

https://i.nostr.build/zNgEhhiGwe00g3pN.jpg

2025-12-28 04:29:20 UTC

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"One is a small percentage"
"How's three pence per pound sound?"
https://i.nostr.build/fkvASuZCFE05SxJ6.jpg

2025-12-28 02:27:15 UTC

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Is it behind the Livestream?
https://i.nostr.build/syWsFZVNrBl6Gk7a.jpg

2025-12-28 02:23:12 UTC

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"really small rocks" always fucking kills me 🤣

2025-12-28 02:18:36 UTC

Two weeks of heating my bedroom in the drafty ass house with a Canaan Mini 3
https://i.nostr.build/sdB8o84okkDEbmnz.jpg

2025-12-27 01:28:28 UTC

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Getting my eyes lasered by horrendous takes 😂

2025-12-27 01:12:49 UTC

Seeing quantum fud, miner capitulation/hashrate drop, concerns about custodians, treasury company collapse, leverage washouts, clockwork "whale" selling, fork proposals, abysmal sentiment, influencer disappointment and hearing Tone Vays try to explain what he considers an "economic" node.
Me:
https://i.nostr.build/Lu2SZyO12xRYtU5y.gif

2025-12-26 03:17:50 UTC

Me, an "adult" still building and bridging my way through creativity blockages on my autostic down time binges. Without instructions or taking up shelf space.
https://i.nostr.build/qBn8iRkx6bsgTZyz.jpg
#nevent1q…xw0v

2025-12-25 17:40:20 UTC

My wife: tells her mom we'll be there between 12-1.
12:40: still haven't left.
Me:
https://i.nostr.build/jIWBAG8C4KtjGuec.gif
Merrily merrily merrily.

2025-12-25 01:05:09 UTC

https://hydrahd.ru/movie/59029-watch-santas-slay-2005-online

2025-12-24 00:56:17 UTC

Noded. Mining. Heating. Merry crimbus. https://i.nostr.build/CpGE1OJAOV4EPHNw.gif

2025-12-22 01:31:55 UTC

https://i.nostr.build/NeYGRMu3BFWkQui1.gif
#nevent1q…u3pd

2025-12-21 00:22:43 UTC

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Welcome to notes and other
https://i.nostr.build/GosJ7ZUCKEVZMjWh.gif

2025-12-20 23:28:22 UTC

We named him Cornelius.
https://i.nostr.build/H3EyWmoaRqAfAcz1.jpg
He's a goof kit.

2025-12-20 00:28:50 UTC

Funny how experimental mental institutions were banned, yet somehow everyone seems to be institutionalized.