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2026-02-06 11:12:19 UTC

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Looks like only 300 days left in the bear market. Over in no time
#nevent1q…7nlf

2026-02-06 01:48:56 UTC

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Selling wine to bitcoiners is a perfect business. 10%! of the time they are euphoric and want to drink. 90% of the time they feel like dying and want to drink

2026-02-06 01:47:00 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/cctEjjXmSBsAAAAC/always-has-been-always-has-been-gif.gif

2026-02-06 01:37:09 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/1cbc55734775851645ed61f0d86b72669202c5ec487a180f57ad0eb5c97b654d.mp4

2026-02-05 16:09:56 UTC

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Agreed! Certainly no one who posts on social media and tours the podcast circuit!

2026-02-05 15:30:01 UTC

$MSTR under $100 before bouncing I’d think

2026-02-05 15:26:51 UTC

So is $58k in play today?

2026-02-05 14:37:26 UTC

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Major stock indices are not crashing. Maybe that’s to come? Who knows…
https://blossom.primal.net/e44d5cdbd089a7c330e33d8e5986ed7f9d84ee15d4313933bc9aa4fd454bc204.jpg

2026-02-05 14:31:23 UTC

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Well timed!!

2026-02-05 13:51:54 UTC

Damn! As recently as 2 weeks ago Mike was confidently saying we would be at $150k in a month and now he’s speaking $13k out loud as a possible bearish downside target?
https://blossom.primal.net/a39b50dcc4ef1642ef5206957fa70be3cbc9a2910593423b523ca89dcb3129ec.jpg

2026-02-05 12:16:56 UTC

I wonder if Dr Jeff’s hedge fund is still ranked #1….

2026-02-05 02:01:52 UTC

So close to the era of peace and love! Probably by tomorrow morning
https://media.tenor.com/sadGvM-AMVMAAAAC/groovy-swing-it.gif

2026-02-04 15:00:02 UTC

Soon…
https://media.tenor.com/wlfYh3ZN-cIAAAAC/memepool-58k-gang.gif

2026-02-04 14:59:19 UTC

#bitcoin
https://media.tenor.com/qQUiVhcOtYoAAAAC/bitcoin-milton-office-space-milton.gif

2026-02-04 14:33:39 UTC

I’ve recently been introduced to Mount and Blade Bannerlord War Sails and it is an incredibly enjoyable game. 2 of my 3 sons are really into it to (we are working on my 3rd son) and it’s been a great bonding experience for us over the last couple of weeks. So hard to focus on work with it calling to me….
https://media.tenor.com/WW0MDKXCZmUAAAAC/bannerlord-online-bo.gif

2026-02-04 14:22:52 UTC

$CRCL stock hit a high of 299 and is now 55 —- all since June.
https://media.tenor.com/N8WjxgNtg3EAAAAC/arsenal.gif

2026-02-02 15:08:15 UTC

I remember when Trump won, and many bitcoiners on the podcast circuit were thumping their chests proclaiming themselves a powerful faction in American politics. I spoke to one such podcast guest the other day who is now living in a cardboard shantytown outside of LA. Life comes at you fast…

2026-02-01 23:41:31 UTC

My dad tried to buy some bitcoin today. I was lucky to stop him just in time. I don’t want him buying right at the start of the bear market- plenty of time to pick up much cheaper sats over the next 18 months

2026-01-31 23:14:47 UTC

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It probably will!!

2026-01-20 16:47:20 UTC

Down 3.5% and just like that we are back in the 80s
https://media.tenor.com/xlNd4vO821QAAAAC/80s-wiggle.gif

2026-01-18 20:41:22 UTC

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No one should highlight this. We don’t want word getting out

2026-01-18 15:24:04 UTC

While watching a video about the alleged fraudulent MN daycares, my wife made a good point that each establishment they go to it’s always multiple males who answer the door and come out. Daycare workers are usually female because no sane woman is going to leave her toddler with a bunch of men. And - let’s face it - young Muslim men are probably not all that predisposed towards changing diapers and wiping runny noses.
https://media.tenor.com/cIUFQ2W9Q1sAAAAC/benjammins-potential-fraud.gif

2026-01-13 16:15:42 UTC

Owning real estate makes me a white supremacist…
Everyone I know owns real estate…
“They don’t understand the things I say on Twitter…”
https://media.tenor.com/5enzhksRdj0AAAAC/excited-happy.gif

2026-01-01 11:39:30 UTC

Of Tulane University’s 7,283 undergraduate students 66% (4,806) are white (per US News). 2,866 undergraduates are Jewish (per Hillel.org). So 60% of the white students at Tulane are Jewish. I didn’t realize that Jewish students were so into Tulane. And I know that a handful of black or Hispanic students could be Jewish but I’m guessing my math is directionally correct.

2025-12-31 13:00:04 UTC

Received $4,696.35 in dividends from my Strategy preferred stock positions today
https://media.tenor.com/-ZH-HT0XQLcAAAAC/donald-duck-counting.gif

2025-12-31 06:50:50 UTC

I predict #bitcoin wi reach $200k before 2030. If it reached it by year end 2029, that’s a 23% annualized return. I bet that 23% is 3x or more what the S&P will return on an annualized basis over the same timeframe

2025-12-22 22:30:39 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/nY7WjnrGCe4AAAAC/i-wish-you-good-fortune-in-the-wars-to-come.gif

2025-12-18 01:16:19 UTC

Imagine if your son or daughter just found out that they got into Brown early decision to start in the fall. Talk about mixed emotions…

2025-12-18 01:04:29 UTC

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Should be Fett on a Vette not a delorian

2025-12-14 21:39:26 UTC

I find it interesting that Asians like Rice so much
https://www.usnews.com/best-colleges/rice-3604
https://blossom.primal.net/3fd6d43a6334a1e7dcbe1c2b38357eae33c62182ea022d6518a53af73ea1d14c.jpg

2025-12-14 01:52:20 UTC

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I got a good laugh out of this video. It’s just perfect

2025-12-14 01:43:25 UTC

#marksman
https://blossom.primal.net/63fa79944f1661db5256482a975718acd93ad721ac203f12d0445c86552c829e.mp4

2025-12-11 18:26:24 UTC

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Is that right? So dumb…

2025-12-11 18:14:08 UTC

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I like to reply to an interesting or funny post, but I use NOSTR to shout into the void plenty too. If I was looking for an audience I’d post cleavage shots (not my own though). I’m about 800 posts and 550 replies

2025-12-11 18:08:42 UTC

Will you get a merit scholarship?
It’s college application season. The decisions are rolling in. If you are **not** a poor, will you get any merit money?
Fairfield U: YES 💰😃
Using 2024-2025 data
Number of first year students not eligible for need based aid: 909
Number of first year students ineligible for need based aid who got merit money: 877
% receiving money: 96.5%
Average award: $23.4k
Note: excludes athletic scholarships
https://blossom.primal.net/937158db742b1e1baee39cf4aee9cf8eaaa2a320d4cdbc4231322b25c02dc8d0.jpg

2025-12-11 16:21:19 UTC

Will you get a merit scholarship?
It’s college application season. The decisions are rolling in. If you are **not** a poor, will you get any merit money?
Villanova: NO ☠️
Using 2024-2025 data
- Number of first year students **not** eligible for need based aid: 978
- Number of first year students ineligible for need based aid who got merit money: 84
- % receiving money: 8.6%
- Average award: $32.1k (not bad!)
- Note: excludes athletic scholarships
https://blossom.primal.net/d813e90bd5832a11d28e24243a10e8afbcb3b529aad7ef04756aae4b43b2caa3.jpg

2025-12-11 01:28:25 UTC

Ok right after the Fed cuts rates tank the price…
https://blossom.primal.net/8c549ea85602ee5d2a96165c02967a46d6b954f2cf430fd280eae49e9ffd384a.jpg

2025-12-10 15:32:11 UTC

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2025-12-10 14:36:55 UTC

If Coinbase got hacked and investors lost their USDC or if Coinbase went bankrupt do folks think that the US govt would swoop in and backstop investors USDC holdings like they did for Silicon Valley Bank’s non FDIC insured deposits?

2025-12-10 02:07:52 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/S2Mn9M2b-tcAAAAC/minecraft-as-a-child-i-yearned-for-the-mines.gif

2025-12-10 00:14:27 UTC

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I guess many of them look like they belong underground 🤣

2025-12-09 22:10:54 UTC

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Who the fuck dreams about working in the coal mines?

2025-12-09 19:04:03 UTC

Will I get a merit scholarship?
It’s college application season. The decisions are rolling in. If you are **not** a poor, will you get any merit money?
Wake Forest: FUCK NO ☠️
Using 2024-2025 data
- Number of first year students **not** eligible for need based aid: 1,115
- Number of first year students ineligible for need based aid who got merit money: 37
- % receiving merit money: 3.3%
- Average award: $22.8k
- Note: excludes athletic scholarships
https://blossom.primal.net/6771f341f5f627b1437b4b70d84777bc5fa48ae72b3623a78e0ff863e0e26215.jpg

2025-12-07 14:57:25 UTC

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Totally agree. Don’t mind female leads. Don’t mind the occasional bad ass female lead. But it is literally every show. This is what men get
https://blossom.primal.net/dcc2f8d55c4d25f2b56a8443a0d5d47f8b213ea9a82bc43bed9b581576053aec.jpg

2025-12-04 10:11:21 UTC

Well shit. Just saw this one. Time to pack it in I guess
https://www.bostonherald.com/2025/12/01/bitcoin-bites-the-dust/

2025-12-03 20:05:07 UTC

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Here’s how you do it. 1) Buy 0.1 bitcoin. 2) Wait 150-200 years while it appreciates over time 3) retire
Easy!!

2025-12-03 20:03:08 UTC

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This is an Onion podcast right?

2025-12-03 14:10:03 UTC

Can’t wait to watch this new movie out on HBO. Instant classic
https://blossom.primal.net/dcc2f8d55c4d25f2b56a8443a0d5d47f8b213ea9a82bc43bed9b581576053aec.jpg

2025-12-01 17:29:09 UTC

I’m very bullish on Bitcoin on the longer term but I have no idea on what the price will be in the next 3/6/12/36 months. I’m only smart enough to know that price targets are gay

2025-11-30 16:10:19 UTC

Dear recently emigrated (to the USA) people of Asian decent. Please put away your holiday decorations within a week or two after a holiday ends. Christmas is an exception (but don’t go too long). For example, it is no longer acceptable to have Halloween decorations up. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Signed - white people

2025-11-26 15:42:28 UTC

I’m sure that it won’t work since I’m being so public about it but I’m building a position in $FSLR because I believe solar is benefiting from the AI buildout, their revenue is growing at a solid pace and the price is near an all time high that dates back 20 years. If it breaks it the gains could be very nice
https://blossom.primal.net/651c5288727ec8af059ce71e546043a214771382669c0f501e8aa433b7067a87.jpg

2025-11-26 13:52:51 UTC

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2025-11-21 16:34:57 UTC

Me harvesting my losses in the equity markets for tax purposes before year end
https://blossom.primal.net/5d2900392f80f2e05a959710e79cc7ff1b813eb6366c120a439ae13b364d229c.mp4

2025-11-21 15:58:43 UTC

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I really like this take but I think that your allocation really depends on your age and situation. 20% feels healthy for some and not aggressive enough for others. But unless you are super poor and/or have a long term horizon (say 10 plus years), “all in” is not a great place to be in my opinion

2025-11-21 13:30:01 UTC

Wow 2025 has been a great year for sound money
https://blossom.primal.net/82efb5b0f2ead49ae8f94044eb5fcd0af3c9bad4ba5d9b9bf86f4e7701dba668.jpg

2025-11-21 12:46:25 UTC

Bitcoin podcasters
https://blossom.primal.net/f0774ef742d0528e9a5ec3bf5947a08dde095621a28410673dfcf27e3b4aba62.jpg

2025-11-21 01:24:07 UTC

I attended the funeral today. Was very sad. It left us too soon
https://blossom.primal.net/46bb1b153ebbc17c1524483eb168cb1583a5bcf0a259a77983b233967144a623.jpg

2025-11-20 18:23:04 UTC

Do you FEEL like Bitcoin is still in a bull market?
https://blossom.primal.net/80c3d05a4ef70cc48282662276df97f3a7975dd3170b10da52e991d3d73443d8.mp4

2025-11-19 19:29:17 UTC

My quick take on the bitcoin price is that while we are at extreme fear on the fear and greed index (which is good), there also hasn’t been a “whoosh” (technical term) lower yet. Do we plummet to $80k before bouncing meaningfully?

2025-11-19 18:55:37 UTC

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People should apply HODLs podcast approach to bitcoin conferences - unless you have a legitimate business need to go and your work is paying for it, Jesus Christ save your money and use it to stack sats
#nevent1q…7x9s

2025-11-19 18:40:27 UTC

I know everyone’s situation is different but I hope some of you used the bull market to
- reduce debt
- do something nice for yourself
- put yourself in a position to remain solvent and be able to opportunistically stack sats
- diversify your podcast habits beyond bitcoin only content
And that you didn’t - regardless of your situation- take out a bitcoin backed loan. Or get over levered to Bitcoin treasury companies.

2025-11-19 18:00:51 UTC

Runaway….. so good
https://youtu.be/L7_jYl8A73g?si=rWQV2kCouro2wNVf

2025-11-19 15:53:23 UTC

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THERE ARE NO CONS
https://media.tenor.com/7EttrztgjiAAAAAC/palpatine-star-wars.gif

2025-11-19 08:51:22 UTC

ZEC has run from 40 to 600 in 2 months? Now that’s a bull market

2025-11-18 21:48:39 UTC

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The Cramer post is fake and gay

2025-11-18 12:26:44 UTC

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This is a great book

2025-11-17 21:27:11 UTC

WHEN IT GETS COLD OUTSIDE USING THE BIDET IS EVEN MORE EXHILARATING THAN USUAL

2025-11-17 20:54:22 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/EbJpd5b4jvMAAAAC/supernatural-dean-winchester.gif

2025-11-17 20:38:21 UTC

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We got the store of value trade right! Just picked the wrong asset 😀

2025-11-17 19:52:19 UTC

I could have sworn that I heard people on podcasts calling for $400k in Q4. My bad - I must have misheard. They must have been calling for $40k
https://media.tenor.com/jjBjKjehH40AAAAC/drake-point.gif

2025-11-16 15:35:30 UTC

Glad this came to a good conclusion
https://www.bostonherald.com/2025/11/15/shooter-cleared-in-new-hampshire-road-rage-incident-that-ended-in-gunshots/

2025-11-14 10:41:08 UTC

While it looks like we are not getting real girlfriends this cycle, thanks to Elon, we can hang out with some hot chatbots on Grok
https://media.tenor.com/d8tzCkz6ThQAAAAC/grok-ani.gif

2025-11-14 02:13:42 UTC

https://grok.com/imagine/post/3a986ffa-afd1-4a04-b21c-d36796cc9323?source=copy_link&platform=ios&t=9e19b0ada366

2025-11-11 02:04:40 UTC

The Book of Eli is so fucking good
https://media.tenor.com/lNQRxqb9SRYAAAAC/denzel-washington-end-of-the-world.gif

2025-11-10 21:18:54 UTC

There is plenty of affordable housing in America. This house is listed at $339k and is in Albany
https://www.trulia.com/home/11-rapple-dr-albany-ny-12205-29678592?cid=shr%7Capp_ios_main_phone%7Cbuy%7Cpdp_share

2025-11-08 12:30:45 UTC

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What brand of helmet is that?

2025-11-07 11:36:56 UTC

BREAKING
https://blossom.primal.net/2655e5ed8c8e1f9003c4bc394f8664b8bbdc13d9a76a095e0784a5a9f906434b.jpg

2025-11-05 14:07:01 UTC

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Is this a parody account?

2025-11-05 14:03:28 UTC

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Great Scott!! The liquidations will be FTX like
#nevent1q…e6sw

2025-11-04 21:57:47 UTC

Realist vibes. Listen to Nat lose her mind when Saif calls the top
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/coin-stories/id1569130932?i=1000711021456

2025-11-04 21:54:40 UTC

Even MOAR
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/what-bitcoin-did/id1482455669?i=1000714352661

2025-11-04 21:53:10 UTC

More bullish vibes
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-pomp-podcast/id1434060078?i=1000732709146

2025-11-04 21:51:07 UTC

More bullish vibes
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-wolf-of-all-streets/id1500066831?i=1000707987689

2025-11-04 21:49:24 UTC

In case you all need some bullish vibes
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/stephan-livera-podcast/id1415720320?i=1000670412675

2025-11-04 18:50:38 UTC

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Bitcoin RN
https://media.tenor.com/yYSc_xPEp-YAAAAC/victorian-victorian-child.gif

2025-11-04 15:18:22 UTC

Have you ever borrowed against your Bitcoin to avoid selling? Do you know anyone who has? Did they do it with a meaningful amount? Just curious

2025-11-04 14:49:33 UTC

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Its going to be beautiful to watch unfold

2025-11-04 14:47:34 UTC

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BITCOIN RECLAIMS $103k (on the downside)
#nevent1q…2mmc

2025-11-04 09:25:14 UTC

Polymarket is pretty certain that Mamdani will be NYC mayor
https://polymarket.com/event/new-york-city-mayoral-election?tid=1762227844181

2025-11-03 08:43:08 UTC

Strong 💪 start to November lol

2025-11-02 16:23:07 UTC

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Meaning a physical exam should be part of the licensing exam requirements? Or people (patients) should self select healthy doctors from the available pool of physicians?

2025-11-02 11:55:13 UTC

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☠️☠️☠️

2025-10-30 14:20:08 UTC

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The market was clearly expecting a 14 out of 10

2025-10-30 14:18:06 UTC

Literally in my inbox this morning. Why is everyone retarded?
https://blossom.primal.net/74389f08882840a1af5012af15ee790864673ad6aa50f582d55e2e740e3462f0.jpg

2025-10-30 00:52:52 UTC

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Will we still hit $400k in Q4?

2025-10-29 17:45:57 UTC

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A B- credit rating? But all the podcast bros told me it was investment grade
https://media.tenor.com/iFSoD4PKKi0AAAAC/are-you-kidding-me-peacemaker.gif

2025-10-29 14:55:13 UTC

Aren’t I the asshole for not owning $CAT (up 13% this morning) with all this AI data center building and related energy production work going on
https://media.tenor.com/goQDn1Ka2n4AAAAC/elf-will-ferrell.gif

2025-10-29 04:25:57 UTC

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Yeah but Salma was absurdly hot in that movie

2025-10-28 21:02:19 UTC

https://media.tenor.com/iFSoD4PKKi0AAAAC/are-you-kidding-me-peacemaker.gif

2025-10-16 20:56:42 UTC

Sold some corn today down 15% from the recent highs. I hope that marks the bottom and we race to $400k plus