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2026-02-07 07:23:42 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/NBKeK8sXZZYAAAAC/funny.gif

2026-02-07 04:53:08 UTC

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Yep. BTFD and sleep like a baby.

2026-02-07 04:52:00 UTC

She’s right you know - this is NOT about protecting the children, it’s about normalising having to show papers to access the internet. We can either resist or obey. Which will you do?
#nevent1q…ycsg

2026-02-03 12:43:13 UTC

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Kia kaha bro- that’s impressive.

2026-02-03 12:33:37 UTC

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And that’s how it should be.

2026-02-03 12:33:00 UTC

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2026-02-03 12:27:27 UTC

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Did you even watch this video?! ATH this year, then $1M within the next decade. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

2026-02-02 15:59:56 UTC

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Oh my, that orange-coloured skin of his is remarkably thin.

2026-01-29 18:12:45 UTC

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“Ask not what Trump can do for you, but what you can do for Trump.”

2026-01-29 18:10:15 UTC

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She’s a keeper.

2026-01-19 23:16:22 UTC

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The future of Greenland based on its past treatment by Denmark is not Donald Trump's call, less still Scott Bessent's. It is entirely for the determination of the people of Greenland. If they are so outraged by that treatment, you'd think they would be running into the arms of the US. They are not. So fuck off.

2026-01-01 16:12:56 UTC

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HNY!

2025-12-31 09:23:30 UTC

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GM @npub1hlx…8mlu you beautiful bastard.

2025-12-30 16:08:34 UTC

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Thanks for the heads up.

2025-12-30 15:54:27 UTC

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Not sure if this is the right place to ask but what if I want to support a charity that isn’t listed? Specifically Bitcoin Basin, the growing circular economy in Queenstown NZ? @npub1jva…5ev6

2025-12-30 15:15:33 UTC

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If you’ll accept a GM from a fairly hardcore crypto-anarchist, then GM.

2025-12-30 15:05:01 UTC

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Loved Bernard Hill’s noble portrayal of Théoden in the movies. If you ever want to see him playing a real asshole, check out “Wolf Hall”. He was a proper bastard as the Duke of Norfolk, Anne Boleyn’s uncle.

2025-12-28 17:11:59 UTC

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GM - nice Christmas jumper.

2025-12-22 03:03:50 UTC

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https://youtu.be/M_RELjHhD2s

2025-12-18 15:54:29 UTC

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GM asshole

2025-12-17 04:51:15 UTC

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Peach 🍑 @npub1536…pswl

2025-12-10 07:04:38 UTC

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I wonder if #nostr is one of them “dark corners of the web” that the reportage on this social media ban is so fond of referring to. Gee I really hope so. 😬

2025-12-08 21:07:14 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/Gwmv6YkE96YAAAAC/okay-black.gif

2025-11-04 23:36:36 UTC

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You inspired me, so I also bought 2M sats, didn't quite get it under the US$100K mark but I was close.

2025-11-04 16:39:30 UTC

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Yes it is. Doesn’t justify this overreaching law, however.

2025-11-04 13:57:07 UTC

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Sure, that’d be swell.

2025-10-29 16:01:28 UTC

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Not to mention the fact that the US$10,000 threshold in the BSA hasn’t changed in 55 years. Back then it was a meaningful amount of dough, equivalent to around US$90k today. As the government prints money and inflation erodes the value of the dollar, more and more of the economy is forced through this dragnet.

2025-10-28 12:43:42 UTC

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“Tax will eat up $158,000”. Is that a tax on unrealised gains or is he selling the sats? If the latter… WHY?! 😢

2025-10-23 13:43:58 UTC

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Looks like they both are…

2025-10-20 08:53:59 UTC

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Absolutely stunning…

2025-10-18 18:03:18 UTC

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Got that Magic Eye vibe from the 90s

2025-10-14 15:11:07 UTC

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Grok nails it:
“No, there is no official seahorse emoji in the Unicode standard (which governs all standard emojis across platforms like iOS, Android, and web). A seahorse was proposed for inclusion in 2018 but was rejected by the Unicode Consortium, and no version of it has been added in any subsequent releases up to the latest Unicode 16.0 (September 2024).
This absence has sparked a viral "Mandela effect" online, where many people vividly recall a seahorse emoji that never existed—possibly confusing it with stickers, custom graphics, or similar sea creature emojis like the tropical fish (🐠), blowfish (🐡), or octopus (🐙). Large language models like ChatGPT have even been observed glitching or looping when prompted about it, cycling through unrelated emojis in an attempt to "find" it.
If you're looking for seahorse-like visuals, you could use alternatives like 🐴 (horse) + 🌊 (water wave) for a DIY combo, or search for seahorse stickers in apps like WhatsApp or iMessage.”

2025-10-14 14:45:00 UTC

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That’s not very Christian of you… 😬

2025-10-11 15:04:47 UTC

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GM!
https://media.tenor.com/vnBEYLpJe8wAAAAC/beach-hotdogs.gif

2025-10-01 22:14:14 UTC

https://video.nostr.build/b1988dc6ecb2086348108acf9b0df6131d641d73b719c5415a4c6e0961821131.mov
He looks like a bird who’s swallowed a plate.
#catstr

2025-10-01 17:38:10 UTC

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WTF the filth showed up as well?! You poor bastards really are living in a police state…

2025-09-30 16:03:18 UTC

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This isn’t the wrong train.

2025-09-30 15:15:55 UTC

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GM 😴

2025-09-27 18:44:28 UTC

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Is the same trait as not wanting to stop and ask for directions?

2025-09-25 22:19:23 UTC

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OMFG this is hilarious...

2025-09-25 21:32:42 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/1Jk-8amUAsAAAAAC/justmoney-dip.gif

2025-09-23 22:52:51 UTC

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And that's the way it should be - don't live your life online...

2025-09-21 23:03:35 UTC

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Yep the Bitaxe is configured to solo mine by default. If you want a steady trickle of a few sats (and I mean a trickle - this is not a money maker) you need to point it to eg. Braiins or another mining pool. Plenty of resources out there on how to configure.

2025-09-19 18:31:06 UTC

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Holy shit that’s impressive

2025-09-18 09:22:35 UTC

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The Shitcoiner-in-Chief…

2025-09-17 22:18:15 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/q2DshflzsUAAAAAC/fuck-fuck-that.gif

2025-09-17 22:15:52 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/AcyisVuZyvoAAAAC/my-child-oh-my-child.gif

2025-09-16 17:59:15 UTC

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Oh my…

2025-09-16 15:45:29 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/WBGOa8jV108AAAAC/waiting-hurry.gif

2025-09-14 23:15:39 UTC

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3, unless a twice daily makko-ho counts as meditation...

2025-09-13 18:28:47 UTC

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Strong The Sims vibes off this post…

2025-09-13 18:23:15 UTC

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WTF? No! And if the woman you’re with is like that then you need to upgrade…

2025-09-10 15:33:03 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/617e279aff9c275378405d6e09b3078d3ced16d285e558f1f28eff77232537ed.jpg

2025-09-10 15:24:03 UTC

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He means Banksy… 😊

2025-09-09 17:21:45 UTC

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“That government which governs best governs least.”

2025-09-09 17:09:38 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/g_X0PDQm5-QAAAAC/sean-connery-james-bond.gif

2025-09-09 03:36:56 UTC

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To be specific, there is no "they"...

2025-09-08 21:40:21 UTC

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The only one LOLing at this spectacularly ill-informed statement is you. Reminds me of the saying - "if you cannot laugh at yourself, then who can you laugh at?"

2025-09-08 00:20:13 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/a2836057138199712be63244339c0b76dd6049626dc7bfa4a94737e2d9a6bb06.jpg
GM from the doggo. Don’t be fooled by the cute face, she’s a cold blooded assassin… 😍

2025-09-07 16:35:43 UTC

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GM!

2025-09-05 23:19:24 UTC

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I literally would not live anywhere else in the world! 😍

2025-09-05 02:35:46 UTC

Been spreading the love in the #bitcoin Basin by spending sats in Queenstown. This time we got a dulce de leche donut from Leo and the good bros at The Gypsy Oven. Amazing! https://image.nostr.build/447f1637cab908c76dd5926d32e805fc56845aa8b0c354d00e1a8d9638008ffa.jpg

2025-09-04 15:22:58 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/So5eJwdl3TYAAAAC/oh-stop-it.gif

2025-09-03 22:31:19 UTC

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Lemme guess - you're the one in the bright orange t-shirt.

2025-09-03 19:58:06 UTC

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It’s only the first 9” that count, anyway, so…

2025-09-03 10:07:41 UTC

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I effing love Hong Kong 🇭🇰

2025-09-01 22:43:57 UTC

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To think that in a nation of ca. 340m people, this is the best you can come up with.

2025-08-30 14:30:24 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/7OEgx2T3V64AAAAC/matin-freeman-what-the-fuck-is-that.gif

2025-08-29 22:38:02 UTC

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To paraphrase Louis CK - the inside of your mind is infinite. You have no right to be bored.

2025-08-29 20:49:58 UTC

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But that’s ridiculous! The conversation we’ve just had is:
“Bitcoin sucks because everyone knows what cards everyone else is holding.”
“Ok then, what cards am I holding?”
“Show me your cards and I’ll tell you.”
https://media1.giphy.com/media/PTJshdNRokKAxDoTZx/200w.webp

2025-08-28 23:32:42 UTC

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lol if you don’t know my npub then you fail at the first hurdle.

2025-08-28 22:03:39 UTC

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NZ did *not* acquit itself well during the COVID years. I look back on that time in shame of my fellow citizens - as Damian Grant quite rightly points out (https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360799839/damien-grant-covid-19-revisionism-how-did-we-get-here) we ASKED for it. Poor Shane.

2025-08-28 21:02:39 UTC

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Skeksis Midnight Runners...

2025-08-28 16:24:02 UTC

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Ok, what cards am I holding?

2025-08-28 16:18:41 UTC

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Also missing Hazlitt’s Economics In One Lesson.

2025-08-28 15:28:22 UTC

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Like any system there’s a trade off. Satoshi sacrificed a little bit of privacy for a lot of auditability. The market seems to agree that it works.

2025-08-28 15:23:07 UTC

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2025-08-28 14:57:43 UTC

Bullish - eventually everything will settle to #bitcoin #note1w3w…erk4

2025-08-28 14:49:05 UTC

Are you paying attention? Time to stack more #bitcoin. #note1ztx…tkny

2025-08-28 09:51:05 UTC

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I hear essence of fig is a good balm for fingers that have been sliced open by string…

2025-08-28 05:31:30 UTC

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If they have good opsec, the Hong Kongers' bitcoin is likely to be the only asset the CCP can't seize when their tanks inevitably roll down from Shenzhen in June 2047.

2025-08-28 05:28:01 UTC

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Get used to it - when I first moved to Hong Kong, someone counseled me "No, you didn't just turn into Brad Pitt the moment you stepped off the plane. You are a tall, relatively wealthy expat - the local women are slim and pretty and they're going to show more interest than you have a right to expect."

2025-08-28 05:20:41 UTC

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shopping*?

2025-08-28 05:14:13 UTC

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Hodres

2025-08-28 00:32:43 UTC

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It sounds like you’re trying to say “message” while drunk.

2025-08-27 18:17:28 UTC

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From now on I am ONLY ever calling it a liquid zoo.

2025-08-27 18:15:13 UTC

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https://media3.giphy.com/media/BBWufXSkkFkjsLeu1e/200w.webp

2025-08-27 18:08:32 UTC

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America, personified in one meal.😂

2025-08-27 00:39:18 UTC

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US$107,769.90

2025-08-26 17:35:39 UTC

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All the while I keep hoping it’s going lower. Ethan and I are not the same.

2025-08-26 09:19:55 UTC

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True story that I’ll tell you some time. We’ve been together 20 years.

2025-08-26 09:16:06 UTC

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Meet them at a funeral.

2025-08-23 07:57:51 UTC

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Welcome

2025-08-23 03:04:05 UTC

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Guess I won’t be using mapleai then

2025-08-22 19:15:08 UTC

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Nice work @npub12rv…85vg

2025-08-22 12:16:05 UTC

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Lest we forget what he also had to say about bitcoin…
https://news.bitcoin.com/historian-yuval-noah-harari-expresses-skepticism-about-bitcoin-calls-it-a-currency-of-distrust

2025-08-22 12:10:27 UTC

Fucking YES… #note1rk5…j5wq

2025-08-21 15:23:06 UTC

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A River Runs Through It - Missoula, MT?

2025-08-21 14:28:57 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/-GeFR3XvgccAAAAC/hesitate-struggle.gif

2025-08-21 14:17:17 UTC

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Classic sales tactic - create a sense of urgency when there is none. Ignore it all - live life and make decisions at your own pace.