Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #puns #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned.
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Last Notes npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…2942 "sofa-croissant" 😂 npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe I woke up around 4 and feel like I never really got back to sleep, so that's fun. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…33qe ::slow clap:: npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe Chop suet. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe fapjacks npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…83tt A lot of Italians live there -- it would probably be good! npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe lasagnyawn npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe Beer can chicken hold the chicken. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe Fish and chits. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe Shrimp Scanty npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…pppj 😀 npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe Rocky Mountain Oyster Stew npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe There are Grade A eggs, and then there are eggs graded on the curve. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe Meh-zeh npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…rem2 I thought that was Rick Perry. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…eqsh I grew up with one of these, although it was wall-mounted and tan and rented from AT&T until the Bell system broke up. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…f46e lol I feel you npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…pppj You have a cute logo. 😊 npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…x92x We're in the office three days a week, but the WFH day changed, and I'm annoyed about it. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…24zl lol npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…24zl this sounded dirty npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…24zl I would eat this npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…ak7n Mine are always just filled with delicious food. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe Mr. Blue and my therapist both suggested getting lunch out on Fridays to make up for having to go into the office, so I'm going to do that. It will probably be Cava a lot. I love that place. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe At least we can wear jeans. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe Tomorrow is Friday, and I have to work in the office. Grumble grumble. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…9uv2 Yes, agreed! npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…epyc 😬 npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…a7q9 I think the heat and humidity cooks their brains. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…equ9 #HumbleBrag npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…zy3n I have not, but thanks for the recommendation! I really enjoyed "Wild." npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…zxn6 lol, I haven't seen that. 😂 npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…r6lk And Mr. Blue has a subscription! npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…el3w Ha, yes! I just remembered that right before you responded. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe I know Slate has some. Might need to check that out. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe My Guilty Pleasure (TM) is reading advice columns. Any advice (lol) on where to satisfy this desire that isn't the Washington Post? npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe Wow, @nprofile…lrjh sure is highlighting some shit workplaces and bosses this week! npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe OK, got it resolved. It's an issue with CVS Specialty Pharmacy and the expensive medications we take. Nothing I need to do. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…yz28 I just hope he hasn't talked my retired mom into doing the same thing. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…yz28 My dumb brother has "invested" in this shit, so ... npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…4k0v @nprofile…skmn Done. We'll see if the fire under asses helps. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…qw7n Same, Delilah, same. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…4k0v @nprofile…skmn Yeah, good point. I should bug them. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…skmn Yeah, mine is work coverage. And it's mostly fine, but I really need to get this straightened out. 😡 npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe Basically, our health insurance plan is that you're responsible for everything (aside from some preventive care) until you meet the deductible, then you're responsible for nothing. But I'm not being charged for anything. This is a problem! npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe My STOOOPID health insurance is not charging me for things it should be charging me for (because I haven't met the deductible yet this year), so I'm currently spending time trying to get United Healthcare to make me pay. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…ektv Same. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe As a former newspaper journalist, the implosion of the Washington Post is incredibly depressing. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…yvcr 😡 npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…5g7f Happy birthday! I'm glad you're here. 😊 npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe Pleasing shape. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…yf42 Our condo is not large enough to shop at Costco. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe I don't think either of them would be too offended. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe anyway, both amazing ladies npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe Every time @nprofile…gs3q plays something by Joni Mitchell, I think it's Brandi Carlile. 😂 npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe Is it just me, or do Joni Mitchell and Brandi Carlile sound a lot alike? npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…nr3x noooooooooooo npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…dx64 I liked having Mondays and Fridays at home, but I guess everything good must end. 😞 npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…dx64 agreed npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe I REALLY don't enjoy having to change my routine. I'm gonna have to do laundry on a different day now! (Our building has communal laundry, so it's a big production.) npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…87y9 Worth every penny. I think there's only been one meh drink in the whole book. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…87y9 Yes! https://www.smugglerscovesf.com/store/smugglers-cove-exotic-cocktails-rum-and-the-cult-of-tiki-signed npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe My work schedule changed, and now I work from home on Wednesdays and in the office on Fridays and it's really dumb and I'm annoyed about it. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…ypte It really is. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe It's One Nice Cocktail Night, and I'm having a Jet Pilot. Mr. Blue approves. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe Well, sort of. It shows them, but I don't think you can do them. 😞 npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…jtkz I think just showing them properly, unfortunately. I don't use them often, but I like being able to npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe I just noticed that Tusky supports quote-toots now! 🙌 npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…7493 garbage country npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…jtkz 🙌 npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…yvcr That's waaaaaaay too much for one person to have to bear. 😞 npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…08qy @nprofile…aq6t I went to an expensive lingerie shop, and they were kind enough not to laugh at me. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…aq6t Yes, I am also a newly minted bra fitting evangelist. 🤣 npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…aq6t I was 50! npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…8c2k yup npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe Does #Australia have combat wombats? npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…qxzr You will be amazed at how much more supported you feel! npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…yve9 36B to 32F! npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe LOLOLOLOLOL npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe Like I told Mr. Blue: It's like you wore a size 7 shoe your whole life, and then discovered all of a sudden that you should be wearing a size 10. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe I don't normally toot about boobs this much, but I'm still processing. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…rc0w There's this belief that size D is enormous, and it's ... really not at all. Especially depending on the band. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe There's even a term for it: "Sticker-shock." npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe It's actually quite common that people are wearing REALLY the wrong size. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe I recently discovered bra-fitting Reddit, and I'm not mad. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…9pth Nice! Can't get more steady than that. 😊 npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…dwgx Amazing! Congrats! npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…8yex Yes, and there's even a Sonnenrad at the top of the page, so ... npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…ycuw What I DIDN'T say is that my organization's marketing department regrettably decided our annual meeting theme is "Meet the Moment," so I'm going to park my barbecue truck outside the venue. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…wppw Yes, that sounds about right. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe Feel free to join me if you like! npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe I looked and it's full of people complaining about THE JOOS, so yeah ... npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe yeah, skinheads(dot)social seems like a good domain to just go ahead and block. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…50sd Feb. 20! npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe (When you have health anxiety, stupid things like making a doctor appointment are very scary.) npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe I did a scary thing and made a doctor appointment for my back pain. Please clap. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…nr3x ugh npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe Mr. Blue had to reschedule his dental appointment because his hygienist fell on the ice and had to go to the emergency room. npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe Gonna start a barbecue food truck called Meat the Moment npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 Amy Maybe @nprofile…ny6q I'm wondering what the NSO will do.
