chucklangstrumpf
Chuck Langstrumpf

Time to stop simping for @nprofile…g8xl and to start finally using the few brain cells which are left to question why they want to keep blocks small to sell their shitcoin solution, Liquid, where they earn all the fees and give them your BTC for their selfmade corporate chain token.
Or just bury your head in the sand for another 8 years and watch BTC die because it becomes irrelevant.

2026-02-03 15:39:54 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/1a647d2f0e09ede0dc167d104a576a91297038bc9e679eee30a0953bfab7034d.png

2026-02-03 15:39:09 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/1a647d2f0e09ede0dc167d104a576a91297038bc9e679eee30a0953bfab7034d.png

2026-02-03 15:31:56 UTC

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i dont know, i used an old android phone to set it up - if graphene works, let me know

2026-02-03 01:33:04 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/1a647d2f0e09ede0dc167d104a576a91297038bc9e679eee30a0953bfab7034d.png

2026-02-01 12:59:54 UTC

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you need a phone to set it up one time only

2026-01-30 20:59:32 UTC

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Why buy at all - Bukele said they sit on 3 trillions of unmined gold?
https://www.mining.com/el-salvador-sitting-on-3-trillion-worth-of-unmined-gold-president-says/
Should be more like 7 Trillion right now. A fucking tragedy he can not afford buying a shovel.

2026-01-30 16:53:59 UTC

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if you think you will get away with this, you might also believe bitcoin is a p2p digital currency :)

2026-01-28 21:51:28 UTC

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Serious question: How successful can a resistance be with a public, transparent ledger where the states know who has how much and who transacts with whom?
To me that sounds like a naive dream. We need strong privacy if we want to stand at least a small chance of resisting.
You are long enough in BTC to know that it was always "the plan", to adopt successful technologies from other chains - including privacy. But nothing happened.
And no, lightning is not a solution.

2026-01-27 13:15:13 UTC

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Make Bitcoin Money Again

2026-01-27 02:21:31 UTC

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Absolutely agree, great job!

2026-01-23 12:59:32 UTC

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and swap it to Monero.

2026-01-22 18:56:00 UTC

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1st lesson: Store your wealth and trade with a public transparent ledger so that everyone, your competition, your enemies and your ex wifes lover can see what you have and what you do. #nevent1q…tk7m

2026-01-21 18:18:37 UTC

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Looks great Gaby! Looking forward to getting some delicious magic chocolate!
But i hope i can pay you in Monero - thats the universes native currency for magic mushroom chocolate.

2026-01-19 18:28:07 UTC

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now add Monero...

2026-01-18 16:00:04 UTC

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my condolences!

2026-01-17 17:58:31 UTC

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i see i hurt your feelings. sorry kid

2026-01-17 13:26:48 UTC

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sorry i hurt your feelings ma boy

2026-01-14 15:23:35 UTC

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How about: Monero is the real Bitcoin.

2026-01-14 14:55:43 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/459c727cdd3551ce7c0d9970439a37d1091052ca6a6373611fce503e8b12ea1a.jpg
The cards from 2Fiat.com can be loaded with Monero and ARRR.
But Google Wallet / Google Pay does not work on Graphene OS. If you want to use it but do not want to carry a second phone with you - here is a workaround:
You can use a Google Fitbit Charge 6, install Google wallet and if you do not want to wear a fitness tracker - take off the wristbands and you have a mini payment token which you can easily load with Monero.
Works great.

2026-01-13 02:28:12 UTC

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LFG, i am in!

2026-01-12 01:19:49 UTC

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Great spot to celebrate the Monero ATH! ;)

2026-01-06 15:29:51 UTC

Hi @nprofile…uz3y - how can i remove the "Trending" sidebar?

2026-01-05 15:31:48 UTC

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So, please explain to me how come the US government is sitting on a huge pile of seized BTC if it is "living outside the logic of violence!?
Seriously.

2026-01-05 15:06:12 UTC

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"there are still choices" != freedom.

2026-01-05 15:04:00 UTC

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No surprise here, most are Trump and Saylor Simps without own reasoning.

2026-01-02 06:46:30 UTC

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Monero is not even on that list. Its a joke list, right?

2025-12-29 12:44:11 UTC

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How does one live life as one sees fit if he is in a prison?

2025-12-27 07:56:25 UTC

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how do you define freedom?

2025-12-23 07:21:51 UTC

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whats the advantage?

2025-12-19 20:19:23 UTC

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wow, what a list. great job man!

2025-12-18 13:29:43 UTC

How long does it take for people to realize that Bitcoins new ATH was just because of USD losing value and not because of BTC appreciating?
The ATH was in January 25 already. BTC/CHF

2025-12-18 13:25:36 UTC

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I was there 3 times, was sad to see it is going in the totally wrong direction. Having seen "adoption" in El Salvador was one of the reasons i lost faith in Bitcoin.

2025-12-18 13:10:56 UTC

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You are definitely getting it. The war is being won with something like Monero.

2025-12-18 13:08:09 UTC

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The real war is fought with - and about monero, not bitcoin.
Over time, everyone will realize it.

2025-12-18 12:39:36 UTC

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The captain of the Titanic says "We will arrive in New York safely, it is inevitable"
#nevent1q…p4cp

2025-12-18 00:24:53 UTC

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sent some support

2025-12-17 20:21:06 UTC

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Oh boy, i am so excited about Blockstream products! So looking forward to using liquid as a scaling solution.

2025-12-17 11:00:12 UTC

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Freedom Money! HFSP.

2025-12-17 01:25:33 UTC

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If you change 0.01 BTC to sats, you are a millionaire!
WAGMI

2025-12-17 00:51:19 UTC

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fully agree :)

2025-12-17 00:40:18 UTC

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∞/21m bro!

2025-12-17 00:36:48 UTC

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exactly. just hodlhodl, laser eyes, never sell!

2025-12-17 00:28:55 UTC

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and that we keep the 1mb blocksize until eternity.

2025-12-17 00:25:16 UTC

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Yea its funny. Walker is a big maxi influencer, on every conference, talking like a smart ass and he needs almost till 2026 until he starts to understand how Lightning works.
They are all clowns.

2025-12-17 00:21:26 UTC

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Onchain privacy and bigger blocks would save BTCs ass. Sadly its not going to happen, too many maxitards.

2025-12-16 08:52:54 UTC

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Phoenix uses a LSP.
A LSP is a trusted third party.

2025-12-16 01:05:51 UTC

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yea, but if you have to face consequences after a permissionless transaction, the revolution kinda sucks.

2025-12-15 20:45:52 UTC

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And still - the state knows the addresses of 99% of Bitcoiners. And as most states will run low on money - they know where to get it. Apart from that, Lightning sucks if used self custodially. So everyone uses custodial wallets - and the providers will bend the knee to the state.

2025-12-15 20:43:16 UTC

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These days its hard to know 😉

2025-12-15 20:17:31 UTC

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Bitcoins fatal flaw will most likely be that it does not have privacy and the state knows both your home and your wallet address.

2025-12-15 20:15:40 UTC

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Your custodial wallet provider sees all your transactions and can freeze your funds - so can your LSP.

2025-12-15 20:12:09 UTC

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Slowly Bitcoiners are waking up that Lightning sucks big time :)
#nevent1q…vtff

2025-12-14 23:38:20 UTC

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All the big VPN providers are run from Israel nowadays anyway, just a few small ones are not. You can bet your ass they log everything.
There are already a couple Dvpn solutions like sentinel and nym for example. In case vpn providers should really require age verification, they will get a lot of new users. Good.
So i hope they require age verification soon. Decentralization FTW.

2025-12-14 14:58:03 UTC

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Correct, it is also running through Sudan.

2025-12-14 11:29:50 UTC

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Asado twice a day! And go to Casa Rica instead of Biggie :)

2025-12-13 02:31:53 UTC

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killing children was their goal.

2025-12-11 14:15:11 UTC

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Generell hast du recht - aber ich rate jedem einfach Monero zu verwenden anstatt einen aussichtslosen Kampf mit BTC zu führen den man nicht gewinnen wird.

2025-12-10 21:05:01 UTC

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if you have ever used self custodial lightning you will know this will not happen. The UX of self hosted lightning is beyond terrible.

2025-12-09 23:43:36 UTC

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Nobody in El Zonte uses it. Most are on Blink.

2025-12-09 23:42:27 UTC

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wonderful, didnt know that meme exists :)

2025-12-09 14:13:22 UTC

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You can also go to jail for what the person you bought your p2p BTC from did with the BTC before you owned it...

2025-12-09 13:57:24 UTC

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All on custodial wallets, not your keys, not your coins. Sad.

2025-12-09 11:30:16 UTC

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It is evolution, survival of the fittest.

2025-12-09 11:28:02 UTC

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Silent Link is awesome, i use it around he world, the prices are awesome and i never have to worry about buying a local Sim. Fantastic Job!
#nevent1q…7n43

2025-12-08 23:47:37 UTC

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Great episode, i love the vibes, thank you! Looking forward to meeting you guys at Monerotopia!

2025-12-07 15:05:33 UTC

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Ultra low iq indicator triggered.

2025-12-07 13:58:18 UTC

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Custodial wallets and ETF paper bitcoin can easily dilute the BTC supply. Then Bitcoin is just FIAT. :)

2025-12-06 16:19:50 UTC

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Where is the difference to Visa, Mastercard or your bank?

2025-12-05 23:00:02 UTC

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only two weeks to flatten the curve!

2025-12-05 21:27:03 UTC

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almost nobody uses non custodial wallets for nostr, lets be real. non custodial lightning is a pain in the ass

2025-12-05 20:52:36 UTC

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dude, almost everyone here uses custodial wallets - so: no privacy, no sovereignty, not your coins, not your keys.

2025-12-05 16:13:07 UTC

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i think people will lose faith in btc as a currency and use something else.

2025-12-05 16:11:42 UTC

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how often do you do that?

2025-12-05 16:08:38 UTC

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How does my mom get a huge privacy benefit from other people using coinjoin when she uses bitcoin normally?

2025-12-05 15:40:49 UTC

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Thanks Max, but how many normal users do you think are able to run your scripts - and how many are willing and able to invest the time?

2025-12-05 15:24:22 UTC

On a public, transparent ledger we are not going to separate money from the state - the state will separate us from our money instead.

2025-12-05 13:00:29 UTC

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Why should we use a traceable currency then? Using something which is built to be surveilled (public, transparent) and then complaining about being surveilled is a bit odd, no? Serious question.

2025-12-05 12:58:16 UTC

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...and Bitcoin serves them our transaction data and account balances on a silver plate...
#nevent1q…f0p3

2025-12-05 12:07:23 UTC

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Because i went into BTC to separate money and the state.
To me it looks like XMR does a much better job here.

2025-12-04 23:13:01 UTC

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Nobody says its perfect - but it is our best shot currently. Many -XMR users are Bitcoin OGs who are tired of waiting for BTC to evolve into something we can actually use as money and separate money and the state.

2025-12-04 23:08:38 UTC

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All good man, i dont fight you 😉 I was just stunned that you call a public, transparent ledger "untraceable". I think you are just waking up to the core problem.
Sure you can not buy stuff with XMR in a normal shop, or a house - but neither can you with BTC. Adoption for BTC payments is almost zero. Most exchange to fiat to buy stuff. You get KYCed and your coins history gets analyzed.
There are many such fiat bridges for Monero too.
A store of value where anyone can see your account balance and transaction history will turn out to be pretty terrible in a tyrannical future.
If we want to be free, we have to use something they can not trace, can not censor and can not shut down. You will not fight tyranny by asking them to stop surveilling and controlling you and your family.

2025-12-04 11:27:09 UTC

Today is a good day to swap more BTC to XMR. Just saying.
Have a fantastic day!

2025-12-04 11:21:51 UTC

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yea, it is such a nobrainer. amazing that the saylor fanboys have problems getting the most simple facts.

2025-12-04 11:20:38 UTC

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i thought satoshi "unleashed untraceable power"? which one is it?

2025-12-04 00:37:58 UTC

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yea that one was awesome, thanks for the reminder!

2025-12-04 00:10:56 UTC

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"untraceable power Satoshi unleashed" is obviously fully traceable and no matter where you go to, that will not change. Bitcoin needs onchain privacy or it is obsolete for us.