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2026-02-02 02:27:33 UTC

ภ๏รtг๏ภคยt on Nostr: When you go to the park, other dads bring a ball. You bring a Franchise. You don't ...

When you go to the park, other dads bring a ball. You bring a Franchise. You don't play "catch" you hold full-contact, 7-on-7 internal scrimmages.
Think about those awkward dinner parties where you have to talk to your wife's weird friend’s husband. Now, imagine walking in with a Full Entourage. You don't have to talk to anybody. You just sit at the head of the table like a Mafia Don while your wives handle all the social lifting.

​"I'm sorry, I'd love to hear about your bitcoin/ nostr portfolio, but I have a domestic summit regarding the seating chart for Thanksgiving. My Chief of Staff (Wife 4) will take your business card."