ภ๏รtг๏ภคยt on Nostr: Need to get out of a boring work event or a painful gym session with your "bro" ...

Need to get out of a boring work event or a painful gym session with your "bro" friends?
Easy!
​"Man, I’d love to go, but I’ve got a 4-way tie-breaker vote on the new living room curtains and Wife #2 says I’m the swing vote. Democracy is a burden, you know?"
No one questions the man with four wives. You have the ultimate, unarguable "I’m busy" card for the rest of your life.

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You don't need to go online to find a squad for Call of Duty or a fourth for bridge. You just walk into the living room and whistle. You’ve got a built-in esports team that literally shares your DNA. You aren't just a dad; you're the Head Coach.
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