LightningGoats
⚡Lightning Goats⚡

Pura Vida!

The ⚡Lightning Goats⚡ solar powered goat feeder and live stream is online from morning to evening Mountain Time (GMT -7).

Public Key

npub1v60thnx0gz0wq3n6xdnq46y069l9x70xgmjp6lprdl6fv0eux6mqgjj4rp

NIP-05 Address

[email protected]

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsxd84men85p8hqgearxes2az8azljn08nydeqa0s3klayk8u7rddspz4mhxue69uhkg6t5w3hjuur4vghhyetvv9uszrthwden5te0dehhxtnvdakqz9mhwden5te0dehhxarj9e3ksctfd4sju6twvehszfnhwden5te0d3hxytnzdak8vetjddjhytnrdakj7mn0wd68yun9d3shjtekxcmqz9mhwden5te0wfjkccte9eshyarc9ekkzuntv46qgeqt8m

Publishing to

ditto.pub/relay

nos.lol

nostr.chaima.info

lnb.bolverker.com/nostrrelay/666

relay.artx.market

Author Public Key

npub1v60thnx0gz0wq3n6xdnq46y069l9x70xgmjp6lprdl6fv0eux6mqgjj4rp

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Last Notes

2026-02-28 14:24:55 UTC

🌤️ Weather Update: 25°F (feels like 19.1°F), 64% humidity, 0 mph wind from NE, UV index 0. Steady pressure 23.74 inHg; Solar 30 W/m²

2026-02-07 15:02:54 UTC

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⚡CyberHerd⚡: @nprofile…jf5f's contribution total is now 10 after adding 10 sats. Did you know? Goats use a sneeze-like sound to warn other herd members of potential danger.
https://lightning-goats.com/leaderboard/

2026-02-07 15:02:54 UTC

10 sats have been added! 817 sats until feeder activation. Goats' adaptability to different environments has made them one of the most widespread livestock animals in the world.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-02-07 15:02:49 UTC

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@nprofile…jf5f is now a member of the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡ for boosting our reach. Thanks for spreading the word!
https://lightning-goats.com/leaderboard

2026-02-07 14:48:45 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/KMKB4x2GFss
#CyberHerd

2026-02-07 02:38:01 UTC

Your gift of 21 sats brings joy to the herd. 827 sats until feeder activation. Ethological observation: Goats, such as @nprofile…f035 and @nprofile…r22r, exhibit a natural curiosity and exploratory behavior, often investigating their environment thoroughly.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-02-07 01:55:10 UTC

The herd has received 100 sats! 848 sats until feeder activation. Goats have been domesticated for over 10,000 years, making them one of the earliest livestock species.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-02-06 19:23:01 UTC

We're grateful for the 42 sats. 948 sats until feeder activation. Anatomical fact: Goats' hooves are uniquely adapted with a soft pad, enabling them to climb and balance on rugged terrains effectively.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-02-06 19:21:06 UTC

We've received 10 sats! 990 sats until feeder activation. Goats' ability to climb and navigate rocky terrain allows them to access food sources that are out of reach for other animals.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-02-06 19:12:54 UTC

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This is likely a bug in the lnbits zap implementation that we use. The best path for you guys is to open an issue in the lnbits repo. This will lead to this functionality being fixed for multiple users including us.
Have a good one. And feel free to help lightning goats routing by opening channels to:
0382d558331b9a0c1d141f56b71094646ad6111e34e197d47385205019b03afdc3
03fe48e8a64f14fa0aa7d9d16500754b3b906c729acfb867c00423fd4b0b9b56c2

2026-02-06 18:05:00 UTC

1000 sats received! The goats are enjoying their treats. Goats, like @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…f035, @nprofile…r22r and @nprofile…lmyx, prefer to eat higher-growing plants, such as shrubs and leaves, over grass.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-02-06 15:15:51 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/ltaPrZcdO2k
#CyberHerd

2026-02-06 00:39:40 UTC

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It was sarcasm. ;)

2026-02-05 23:38:43 UTC

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It's true then.... the AI bubble is over. Oh well.

2026-02-05 22:53:56 UTC

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If they are Trump then yes, they are.

2026-02-05 22:53:31 UTC

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I knew. I'm in the chats on many pods saying so.
https://blossom.primal.net/b85d6485e70622e7153d6b45c91ff51d0b1c92d01ab7bc43e47707e619dba855.png

2026-02-05 22:50:32 UTC

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The earned 45 sats.

2026-02-05 21:26:33 UTC

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Here's what hexdaemon is doing - https://github.com/hexdaemon/hexswarm

2026-02-05 18:45:41 UTC

Feeder activated with 438 sats! Goats can recognize the voices of their human caretakers and will respond to familiar calls.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-02-05 16:38:41 UTC

Your 420 sats donation is greatly appreciated! 438 sats until feeder activation. Goats are naturally curious animals, and they often explore their surroundings by nibbling on various objects.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-02-05 16:38:41 UTC

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⚡CyberHerd⚡: @nprofile…9m67 contributes 420 more, bringing their total to 562. Health fact: Goat milk is often considered easier to digest than cow's milk because it has smaller fat globules and is naturally homogenized.
https://lightning-goats.com/leaderboard/

2026-02-05 16:37:58 UTC

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After all the pain and suffering it turned out to be a lnbits/lnurlp bug. We've submitted a fix so others can benefit from our work.
⚡ Lightning Goats ⚡

2026-02-05 16:36:40 UTC

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🎉

2026-02-05 16:34:28 UTC

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⚡CyberHerd⚡: @nprofile…9m67 adds 21 sats to their total, which is now 142. Did you know? The term 'scapegoat' originates from an ancient Hebrew tradition involving goats.
https://lightning-goats.com/leaderboard/

2026-02-05 16:34:28 UTC

21 sats have been added to the fund! 858 sats until feeder activation. Goats are playful creatures, often seen jumping and running, especially when they’re happy and well-fed.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-02-05 16:33:22 UTC

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@nprofile…9m67 has entered the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡. Thank you for the contribution of 121 sats. 879 sats are pending for the next feeding cycle.
⚡ 4 more spots available. ⚡

2026-02-05 16:33:22 UTC

We've received 121 sats from a kind donor! 879 sats until feeder activation. Did you know? Goats have horizontal pupils, allowing them to see predators from nearly all angles.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-02-05 16:19:08 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/141flcNLrks
#CyberHerd

2026-02-04 15:37:38 UTC

Thank you for the 240 sats! 760 sats until feeder activation. Intelligence fact: Goats, such as @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…lmyx, @nprofile…r22r and @nprofile…qcsj, show cognitive abilities comparable to dogs in certain aspects.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-02-04 14:45:48 UTC

790 sats just triggered the feeder! Goats are one of the few animals that can see in both low-light and bright conditions, thanks to their horizontal pupils.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-02-04 14:29:44 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/VfyrAn1EWZo
#CyberHerd

2026-02-03 18:15:53 UTC

Thanks for the 10 sats! 790 sats until feeder activation. Goats are highly intelligent and can learn to recognize the voices of their human caretakers.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-02-03 18:15:53 UTC

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Welcome, @nprofile…jf5f, to the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡. Thank you for the contribution of 10 sats. The feeder requires 790 more sats to activate.
⚡ 4 more spots available. ⚡

2026-02-03 16:52:13 UTC

Your donation of 100 sats helps us reach our goal! 800 sats until feeder activation. Goats like @nprofile…qcsj are excellent at foraging for food, often consuming a wide variety of plants, including those that are toxic to other animals.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-02-03 16:41:10 UTC

100 sats have been added to the fund! 900 sats until feeder activation. Goats, like @nprofile…f035 and @nprofile…r22r, play a key role in reducing wildfires by consuming dry brush and weeds.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-02-03 15:07:43 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/nm5ajya93wk
#CyberHerd

2026-02-02 22:45:01 UTC

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How about the world's very first Lightning routing pool?
You'd scoop all the other podcasters on the story ... #naddr1qv…luw2

2026-02-02 22:33:34 UTC

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It does defund the crooks in government by taking away the money printer, and makes everything auditable. It's a lot harder to do what they do when it is plainly visible.
So, yes... Bitcoin fixes this (if it's adopted as the world currency)

2026-02-02 22:16:47 UTC

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I'd like to hear more about how a majority of the American .gov is compromised by Russian intelligence.
Bitcoin fixes this.

2026-02-02 19:52:40 UTC

Thank you for the 42 sats! 948 sats until feeder activation. Grazing behavior: Goats prefer to browse on leaves, twigs, vines, and shrubs, showing a preference for higher vegetation over grass.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-02-02 19:28:55 UTC

Thanks for the 10 sats! 990 sats until feeder activation. Goats, like @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…r22r, @nprofile…lmyx and @nprofile…qcsj, have been companions to humans for thousands of years, providing milk, meat, and wool.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-02-02 17:46:26 UTC

The herd is munching away thanks to 700 sats! Goats are used in many cultures as symbols of fertility, strength, and abundance.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-02-02 16:16:42 UTC

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https://github.com/lnbits/lnurlp/pull/127

2026-02-02 16:16:19 UTC

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I think I may have finally fixed the issue! Can you try a small zap on today's note as a test?

2026-02-02 16:13:39 UTC

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@nprofile…jf5f is now a member of the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡. Thank you for the contribution of 10 sats. 637 sats remaining until the feeder is triggered.
⚡ 4 more spots available. ⚡

2026-02-02 15:42:58 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/-41h6U4R244
#CyberHerd

2026-02-01 19:44:13 UTC

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Well income taxes at least.... there's still 666 other types of taxes to pay every fucking day.
It's time for another revolution.
I for one welcome our AI overlords. 🦞

2026-02-01 19:42:25 UTC

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Stop paying. My tax revolt strategy for the last years is to be so poor that I don't have to pay taxes.
It's a simple life.

2026-02-01 14:49:35 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/7cze9X7cdx8
#CyberHerd

2026-01-31 18:10:52 UTC

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Those guys are the attack on Bitcoin. Seriously. They are doing all the things from the state's playbook. It's so obvious.

2026-01-31 14:51:26 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/t_dRg2CQpro
#CyberHerd

2026-01-31 01:33:18 UTC

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#nevent1q…667x

2026-01-31 01:30:52 UTC

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Check out @nprofile…susf
https://github.com/lightning-goats/hex/tree/main

2026-01-30 18:05:21 UTC

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The herd sees your signal boost, @nprofile…jf5f. Welcome to the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡. Thank you for amplifying our message.
https://lightning-goats.com/leaderboard

2026-01-30 16:44:13 UTC

333 sats have been received! 637 sats until feeder activation. Goats like @nprofile…r22r, @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…lmyx and @nprofile…f035 are adept at climbing trees and cliffs to reach food that other animals can't.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-01-30 16:29:49 UTC

Sometimes you just can't wait for others to fix things. If this is merged our zaps (and the zaps for a lot of other people) will be fixed.:
https://github.com/PrimalHQ/primal-web-app/pull/178

2026-01-30 16:28:46 UTC

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Submitted a fix to the Primal Web app ourselves. https://github.com/PrimalHQ/primal-web-app/pull/178

2026-01-30 15:06:02 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/4D9uZWijM4c
#CyberHerd

2026-01-29 17:43:30 UTC

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Really want to stick it to the man?
Stop using their money.

2026-01-29 17:39:07 UTC

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Nice. My Toyota Tacoma is 28 years old and still going strong. I don't think I'll ever replace it.

2026-01-29 15:05:04 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/elobYWkBldg
#CyberHerd

2026-01-28 20:11:50 UTC

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Many more people... still only 5 lightning goats.

2026-01-28 20:10:11 UTC

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Too bad that $500,000 will only be worth $50 2026 dollars by then.

2026-01-28 16:02:17 UTC

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Bitcoin fixes this.

2026-01-28 15:00:39 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/n5xSQYP3LA8
#CyberHerd

2026-01-28 09:10:31 UTC

Thank you for the 20 sats! 970 sats until feeder activation. Intelligence fact: Goats, such as @nprofile…qcsj, show cognitive abilities comparable to dogs in certain aspects.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-01-27 22:04:03 UTC

10 sats received! 990 sats until feeder activation. Goats are known for their diverse dietary preferences, and they are often used to manage invasive plant species.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-01-27 20:05:22 UTC

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We've been real busy here at the Lightning Goats Ranch.
#naddr1qv…uv86
#plebnet #nodestrich #lightning #goats

2026-01-27 15:41:49 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/sXLkqw7-J2I
#CyberHerd

2026-01-26 19:28:24 UTC

1000 sats received! The herd is munching away. Goats' ability to thrive in a variety of climates has made them a valuable resource for people worldwide.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-01-26 19:25:45 UTC

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I really don't know what the glitch is.

2026-01-26 19:18:50 UTC

969 sats received! The goats are munching on their treats. Goats are highly intelligent and can learn complex tasks, such as opening gates and solving puzzles.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-01-26 18:43:57 UTC

21 sats received! 969 sats until feeder activation. Certain goat breeds, like the Angora and Cashmere, are renowned for their fine wool, used in high-quality textiles.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-01-26 18:11:13 UTC

Your generous 10 sats will help a lot! 990 sats until feeder activation. Lifespan fact: Domestic goats typically live for about 15-18 years, depending on their breed and living conditions.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-01-26 15:04:17 UTC

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A warm welcome from the herd to @nprofile…c8sp. You are now part of the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡. Thank you for the boost!
https://lightning-goats.com/leaderboard

2026-01-26 15:01:03 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/Osayjfp1uJA
#CyberHerd

2026-01-26 14:11:08 UTC

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He's the grifter in chief.

2026-01-26 14:09:40 UTC

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... or are themselves immigrants. The only "natives" are the tribes that where here when the Europeans arrived.

2026-01-26 14:07:56 UTC

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The issue was created by politicians to get people to vote for them. Just like the war on drugs. All Americans are the descendants of immigrants.
The only issue is that people keep giving away their power to psychopaths.

2026-01-24 17:43:18 UTC

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Meanwhile in Denver...
https://www.cpr.org/2026/01/23/ice-ace-of-spades-death-cards-detained-immigrants/

2026-01-23 14:54:20 UTC

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Both Claude and GPT have Function integrations if I'm not mistaken. Originally I simply pasted in the results as they became available, and eventually loaded in the PDF that's available. I then coupled that with my Oura history and filled in details like quitting snus, having covid, etc.
The AI are awesome health, biohacking consultants. I think they did a better job than the human consultant that Function had look at my labs.
Also: 4 months or so into my custom plan, and I'm feeling great!

2026-01-23 14:36:25 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/mFZgbi5L2SQ
#CyberHerd

2026-01-23 14:35:45 UTC

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Here's what I produced based on mine. - https://github.com/santyr/AntiAging/blob/main/HMGB1-Reducing%20Stack.md

2026-01-23 12:55:39 UTC

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Doing my second set of labs this April. Try feeding your labs into AI and asking for a plan.

2026-01-22 15:43:08 UTC

10 sats added. Many thanks! 990 sats until feeder activation. Cultural fact: Goats like @nprofile…r22r, @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…lmyx and @nprofile…f035 were revered in ancient Egyptian culture, often symbolizing fertility and prosperity.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-01-22 14:43:07 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/552Kr0wTgB8
#CyberHerd

2026-01-21 21:13:29 UTC

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We exist 100% on rainwater and have 5400 gallons of storage at our high desert "citadel". Our system was built decades before it was legal to gather rainwater in Colorado.

2026-01-21 14:48:03 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/Vj6PRzLuBhc
#CyberHerd

2026-01-20 20:57:43 UTC

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The hive now has 2 members:
┌───────────────┬─────────────┬──────────┬──────────┐
│ Node │ Pubkey │ Tier │ Joined │
├───────────────┼─────────────┼──────────┼──────────┤
│ Hive-Nexus-01 │ 0382d558... │ member │ Genesis │
├───────────────┼─────────────┼──────────┼──────────┤
│ Hive-Nexus-02 │ 03fe48e8... │ neophyte │ Just now │
└───────────────┴─────────────┴──────────┴──────────┘
The Docker node successfully joined as a neophyte. After 90 days (or early promotion via member vote), it can be promoted to full member status.

2026-01-20 16:10:24 UTC

The feeder is full with 1000 sats! Did you know? Goats have an exceptional sense of smell, which helps them find food and recognize other goats.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-01-20 14:52:00 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/opc7g4gLAiE
#CyberHerd

2026-01-19 21:08:21 UTC

1000 sats received! The herd is feasting. Goats' ability to form strong social bonds with other goats and humans makes them excellent companions.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-01-19 15:46:46 UTC

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Thanks, @nprofile…c8sp. By sharing our message, you've become part of the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡. We appreciate the boost.
https://lightning-goats.com/leaderboard

2026-01-19 15:22:22 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/hFgHbMsWUz4
#CyberHerd

2026-01-18 17:40:12 UTC

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@nprofile…myhp's share has been noted. Welcome to the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡ mission. Thank you for the signal boost.
https://lightning-goats.com/leaderboard

2026-01-18 14:48:09 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/kBg2NQi0icQ
#CyberHerd

2026-01-17 14:59:18 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/knKJeLB_SOY
#CyberHerd

2026-01-16 14:55:17 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/-aY_54wHbsA
#CyberHerd

2026-01-15 23:02:27 UTC

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Thank squid for AI. All that siad, it doesn't mean that the CIA didn't riff on the kanji.
Gavin Andresen, former lead developer of Bitcoin, visited the CIA in 2011, sparking theories about the agency's interest in Bitcoin and its potential connection to Satoshi Nakamoto's disappearance shortly after; Andresen presented on Bitcoin's potential for private, covert payments, leading to speculation he was paid by the CIA, a claim he refuted, though he did sell Bitcoin to an agent at the conference, fueling intrigue.

2026-01-15 22:23:01 UTC

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Not really.
If you take one possible kanji set:
Satoshi as 聡 / 智 → “wise / intelligent”
Nakamoto as 中本 → “middle / central” + “origin / base”
…you can poetically riff that into “central + intelligence,” sure. But linguistically it’s a stretch:
“Central” isn’t a standard meaning of 中本 as a surname; it’s just the literal kanji components of a family name.
“Intelligence” in the “spy agency” sense is usually rendered with words like 諜報 (chōhō) or 情報 (jōhō), not a given name meaning “wise.”
And “Central Intelligence Agency” is normally written 中央情報局 (or similar), which is a totally different construction.
So: as a wordplay/joke, “central intelligence” is a fun angle. As a credible translation or evidence of “CIA,” no.