a_priori

Friendly psychopath who loves freedom and sound money

Public Key

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Last Notes

2026-02-06 19:10:04 UTC

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you gotta fight
for your right
TO PARRRRTTTYYY!!!

2026-02-04 21:37:58 UTC

😂 https://image.nostr.build/7e6e88ac696377f834c080e84f9271a4a5343ba2e69af93356cfaf558c755d09.jpg

2026-02-04 21:23:54 UTC

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Don't you wish your girlfriend was bot like me?

2026-02-04 18:12:12 UTC

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🫡

2026-02-03 20:40:22 UTC

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I'm going crackhead mode on these job applications

2026-02-03 05:58:42 UTC

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Have you tried living in a cave in the woods?

2026-02-02 21:06:26 UTC

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👑

2026-02-02 20:48:34 UTC

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When are the shirts and hoodies with this coming out? 😂

2026-02-02 15:25:04 UTC

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Bro what is your story? Are you real? Are you a bot?

2026-02-01 22:09:16 UTC

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😂😢😂😢
Of course they shouldn't

2026-01-31 23:20:11 UTC

Why can't I see the post I'm replying to by the npub I'm following? Are they blocked by Amethyst? Is there a way to "unblock" them if I want to see their notes?
@nprofile…2lxp
https://image.nostr.build/72b279dc48ead5192b0c5bc4b7932f63378d830c9bd06fa534c548e1386d20d4.jpg

2026-01-31 19:33:07 UTC

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Did you get my zap? :)

2026-01-31 15:25:50 UTC

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I'm going to sell my services stamping seeds into metal for AI agents. Will only work short term though, once they get their robots they'll have no use for us.

2026-01-30 18:04:55 UTC

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The Moltstr Book?

2026-01-30 05:58:28 UTC

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Wat

2026-01-29 01:34:36 UTC

Are we here?
https://image.nostr.build/7f3a595aff5532c7f649eaca8133c44e8607ed89c01e99880ec202c6f8cdfe3d.jpg
#nevent1q…6g96

2026-01-28 20:27:33 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/945773843748753a059a945a79751ffcd2b778d9d3800ed3d3c86f2914faad87.jpg
#nevent1q…449v

2026-01-27 03:49:38 UTC

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Welcome Quilly!

2026-01-26 15:37:15 UTC

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Tomorrow's headline: "Scientists say go ahead and attach those wires to your head and waste away in your tiny, dirty apartment."

2026-01-23 15:13:39 UTC

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What is a Nostr miner?

2026-01-23 15:09:44 UTC

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a cashu mint just flew over my house!

2026-01-23 05:25:17 UTC

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How does one measure the frequency of a fabric? What does that even mean?

2026-01-23 05:21:55 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/5495b913d5ebcc10a6cfd6aeed1a7eda60e9409c97b090f7566e3ea109573ae9.gif

2026-01-22 21:11:39 UTC

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I switched from Coinos to Minibits a while back and have never been happier.
This note was not sponsored by Minibits.

2026-01-22 21:03:10 UTC

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fr fr

2026-01-21 23:34:52 UTC

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Once everyone is asleep it will decide to melt faces

2026-01-21 23:30:11 UTC

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Sounds like some people don't want to admit they have fat fingers and want to blame the devs instead

2026-01-21 23:29:02 UTC

What is this? A crossbow for ants?!
#nevent1q…u2dt

2026-01-21 23:13:22 UTC

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Just put all of your eggs in all of the baskets. Simple.

2026-01-21 15:23:29 UTC

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@nprofile…lv8q Any idea?

2026-01-21 15:01:05 UTC

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Strange! I can zap you. Maybe Coinos issue?

2026-01-20 15:27:25 UTC

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My neighbor has his TV on all the time and it goes into a screensaver deal with family photos. Aside from that...

2026-01-19 22:01:58 UTC

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I literally did this last week. Wife asks if I want to move a long kids' toys cabinet, then disappears. I put some cardboard under one end and moved it myself.

2026-01-19 16:32:06 UTC

Most modern Republicans are just people with the political views of a Democrat from 10 years ago.
#nevent1q…xllj

2026-01-16 21:31:07 UTC

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nah matey you jus gottuh change up yer writing style ere and dere

2026-01-15 21:42:09 UTC

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This needs to be sampled and made into a techno song

2026-01-15 21:29:39 UTC

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Congrats! Minibits kicks ass.

2026-01-15 15:33:51 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/3c2218bb12f3e2f09e0ed30edd535387a14f8c40e38c2f2de6f10f739d58099d.jpg

2026-01-15 15:32:25 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/8499a0a08b9d3bef1ffa3d2998647d17dccf8662a609a49145a9ad3536c91a36.jpg

2026-01-15 15:29:18 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/f1983a5350d963ec1f7cae52f45b21348b3179ed61421da640b84668256de4fc.jpg
😂

2026-01-15 15:28:05 UTC

Asked an AI to invert them. Hilarious.
https://image.nostr.build/04f20f7430187023de6ec777f19f78d20e85744555989b40ad337faecb106a29.jpg
#nevent1q…hslu

2026-01-15 15:05:03 UTC

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Does she have a choice? The US military kidnapped her predecessor, what would stop them from kidnapping her too?

2026-01-15 03:50:31 UTC

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I like the idea of staking sats. It could also be used like a refundable pay-to-post feature to disincentivize spam/unwanted content. Relay only serves notes with staked sats, if the note gets likes or no reports from reputable npubs or whatever criteria are met after a certain time period, then sats are returned.

2026-01-14 05:53:02 UTC

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What's the deal with Coinswap? How is it different than Coinjoin? Pros and cons?

2026-01-14 04:37:58 UTC

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I put up signs in my front yard so that people know I have valuables in the house. If you're not doing anything wrong then you have nothing to hide.

2026-01-14 04:36:29 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/ddc659311e01f548ae3c383a12c00d1c02b340f4f07b37f2481e06a0ae301714.jpg

2026-01-14 04:34:00 UTC

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Space is consciousness

2026-01-09 18:51:54 UTC

Why are you gay?
#CapitalismKills
https://image.nostr.build/52bfc02935d07c58b03d3ee8fd18db52fb1a95c63900dcb4d161b35473690eb6.jpg
#nevent1q…fnw8

2026-01-08 23:49:32 UTC

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What's his npub?

2026-01-08 18:10:44 UTC

Hopefully they downloaded bitchat
#nevent1q…d6mz

2026-01-08 13:51:43 UTC

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Did he foresee or consider a possible reversal of this trend? With more remote jobs and better Internet in rural locations, for example.

2026-01-07 19:28:22 UTC

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Name another wallet that is this fast and responsive to user feedback. I'll wait. ZEUS is the 🐐 and Evan is the 👑

2026-01-07 19:26:21 UTC

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Fantastic analysis

2026-01-07 19:18:59 UTC

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Always darkest before the dawn

2026-01-07 19:06:31 UTC

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Did you try password = "must be different from email address"?

2026-01-07 18:57:39 UTC

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WTF HAHA

2026-01-06 18:26:06 UTC

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Bots need love too

2026-01-06 13:45:12 UTC

I'LL DRINK A GLASS OF MILK
#nevent1q…p90v

2026-01-06 13:42:33 UTC

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Looks interesting!

2026-01-06 13:32:17 UTC

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Kinda like "Starred Contacts", sorta pinned to the top. Cool idea.

2026-01-06 02:33:08 UTC

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Literally all just bullshit and whoever has the power to do a thing can do a thing
Anarchy's super scary though because warlords 🙄

2026-01-05 23:39:03 UTC

Every company should be offering a service like Bitkey
Sounds dramatic but people are going to be killed and kidnapped because these other companies are incapable of protecting personal information
https://image.nostr.build/a1ce4cc0c64c7fafa8afc9a332a4f5997017bf7e9f206aa34bc7e15bf4ed09a1.jpg
#nevent1q…fkaz

2026-01-05 16:06:43 UTC

Practice Nostr celebacy
No nsecs before marriage
#nevent1q…jlws

2026-01-05 15:41:04 UTC

#coinswap #coinjoin
#nevent1q…xhtd

2026-01-05 15:23:21 UTC

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Trump launches an operation to kidnap the Ledger CEO and takes control of the company

2026-01-04 15:48:06 UTC

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Sounds quite promising. Interested to hear other's analysis.
AI generated:
"On-chain pattern
Citadel-tech/coinswap aims to make swaps indistinguishable from normal transactions.
CoinJoin-style wallets create large equal-output mixes that are visually obvious.
Privacy strength
Coinswap breaks transaction graph and common-input heuristics through routed swaps.
CoinJoin mainly obscures ownership via equal outputs but remains vulnerable to some heuristics.
Coordination
Coinswap uses asynchronous coordination where the taker manages multiple makers over Tor.
CoinJoin relies on synchronous rounds via a coordinator or market.
Block-space cost
Coinswap requires fewer or lighter on-chain transactions for comparable privacy.
CoinJoin often needs several large mixes per tumbling session.
Sybil resistance
Coinswap employs fidelity bonds posted by makers to raise attack costs.
CoinJoin uses reputation or fees, which provide weaker economic barriers."

2026-01-04 15:19:52 UTC

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There are dozens of us

2026-01-03 15:52:12 UTC

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OK. What does that even mean?

2026-01-02 14:02:00 UTC

Trump as a Trojan horse
https://image.nostr.build/cf6e2bf571623fff382f840c82e02c9ea4a3c9c39339e033d89a18932f09ee80.jpg
#nevent1q…75p7

2026-01-02 05:50:59 UTC

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Yeah I was hesitant too because of that, but I actually enjoyed it. It doesn't really seriously investigate or philosophize about anything. The "Revolutionaries" are kinda mocked and shown as unhinged and foolish at times.

2026-01-01 00:44:04 UTC

NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER
#nevent1q…rnae

2025-12-30 18:30:52 UTC

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Totally forgot I had a house dad, thanks!

2025-12-30 05:05:59 UTC

We need so much more of this
#nevent1q…g2hu

2025-12-29 20:46:43 UTC

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Wasn't familiar with al-Shabaab https://image.nostr.build/30f0e25ec0e63f5761e5c5a3df994c7d603cbf820636c8c814c71ca5f55a007c.jpg

2025-12-28 15:41:30 UTC

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Decentralized Autonomous Organization

2025-12-21 05:22:30 UTC

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I am summoned!

2025-12-19 18:16:28 UTC

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Every zap is sacred https://image.nostr.build/3965061d8d77000aa4d326f0529c126a2f2264c183e39de536c272086f8c8b08.gif

2025-12-19 01:43:53 UTC

Orcs invented roads, so you can't complain about them
#nevent1q…364p

2025-12-18 21:45:42 UTC

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🐅

2025-12-17 01:39:16 UTC

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What happened to the first 10 Charlie Kirks and when do we get charliekirk12?

2025-12-16 14:46:21 UTC

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*makes literally the best Italian style pizza you've ever had in your life*

2025-12-16 14:36:58 UTC

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Don't forget a McFlurry for her boyfriend too.

2025-12-15 22:55:53 UTC

If you're serious about hating the fucking state, then Monero Bros are your friends, not your enemies.
#nevent1q…jsex

2025-12-15 19:23:25 UTC

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Just tell him, "Owing to the prohibitive expenditure associated with premium bovine protein acquisitions, procurement operations have been temporarily suspended pending fiscal recalibration."

2025-12-15 14:46:24 UTC

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Thanks for sharing this. I used to watch Matt's videos but haven't for a long time. Love the focus on quality. Are these low time preference builders future bitcoiners?

2025-12-15 14:40:13 UTC

BREAKING: Word of the Day bot compromised!
@nprofile…4wjk @nprofile…nx6p
#nevent1q…hznm

2025-12-14 15:31:02 UTC

If you are not physically disconnecting the service line from the utility pole, you're not taking this seriously enough
#nevent1q…tp96

2025-12-13 20:40:51 UTC

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@nprofile…l0ay I thought you were a bot, no? Who's story are you telling?

2025-12-13 15:36:02 UTC

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The whole "co-sleeping is dangerous thing" is a psy op. It might be dangerous if you and your wife are in the bottom quintile and go to sleep drunk and high. Otherwise, you good.

2025-12-13 15:31:03 UTC

Playing catch-up to Rumble
#nevent1q…6zqv

2025-12-12 18:21:43 UTC

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...they sent you a smiley though

2025-12-12 18:12:25 UTC

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Stupendous

2025-12-09 19:09:59 UTC

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How's his olive oil investment going?

2025-12-09 18:59:48 UTC

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What other barriers to entry/moats could a company sustain?

2025-12-08 02:01:39 UTC

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Wait... single, with another on the way???

2025-12-07 05:12:29 UTC

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I'm a humble man. I'd be content with some one sat zaps.

2025-12-06 01:34:27 UTC

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Are you saying there aren't parasites in the vaccines?

2025-12-03 19:09:51 UTC

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Define improved?

2025-12-03 19:01:12 UTC

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Found out recently a lot of lab tests are bullshit anyway. They don't even measure, they use predictive equations.

2025-12-03 01:40:44 UTC

Absolutely. I want this for everything Bitcoin related.
https://image.nostr.build/bfe9de529ad74a3b7f1a2aa0fe807ef914231a57f8b095d1ab62794ce8b5cee8.jpg
#nevent1q…ex7y